[sphinx]

You should've went anyway. HarrisonFordWhoGivesAShit.gif about staring at the straight guys arms, you could've hit on him you wuss!

they are right now in my roomate's room, made weird eye contact again across the rooms

Looking forward to sphinx angrily posting about this guy leaving with a tentative and non-committal "It was nice meeting you, too." ;)

oh come on, this is far better, completely unexpected, I rather don't get anything out of this, than go on a supposed planed date with a confirmed gay man only to get their non-committal replies.

I could go to their room... I am stressed. Damn, can't hear if they are talking about girls.

Hey.. hope it works out for you if he IS gay.. you seem to have such awful luck with dating and friend of a roomate is how I met my husband :)

it's not exactly that way... but yeah, I get your point.

[Bel Marduk]

You're married?!

Very much so. I got married last December in NYC :)

[RatskyWatsky]

I could go to their room... damn, I am stressed.

Don't. They're probably having sex.

[Emitan]

Very much so. I got married last December in NYC :)

Congrats!

Gotta get myself out of Texas...

Don't. They're probably having sex.

He should bust into their room naked and erect. Judge their reactions closely, and then act appropriately.

[Bel Marduk]

they are right now in my roomate's room, made weird eye contact again across the rooms

Hmmm. What if he hooks up with your roomate? Wouldn't that suck..

[BeesEight]

They're gay!?

lol.

Very much so. I got married last December in NYC :)

Congrats!

And yeah, Sphinx, sounds like your roommate's hooking up.

[TheSeks]

Don't. They're probably having sex.

And that's supposed to stop him!?

[RatskyWatsky]

He should bust into their room naked and erect. Judge their reactions closely, and then act appropriately.

I agree. Sphinx you need to do this and report back. I'll be waiting patiently.

[Bel Marduk]

Congrats! Gotta get myself out of Texas... He should bust into their room naked and erect. Judge their reactions closely, and then act appropriately.

Yeah.. Texas sucks for many reasons but our marriage isn't recognized in Florida either. I think its just New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Maryland and Washington..

Oh I hope he does.. I eagerly await what happens with that.

[CHEEZMO™]

He should bust into their room naked and erect. Judge their reactions closely, and then act appropriately.

I think I've seen this video.

[Emitan]

Yeah.. Texas sucks for many reasons but our marriage isn't recognized in Florida either. I think its just New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Maryland and Washington.. Oh I hope he does.. I eagerly await what happens with that.

Apparently Texas is working on the terrible loophole that allows trans people to be married.

:T

[Bel Marduk]

I think I've seen this video.

I really hope its that and not masturbating + crying.

[Bel Marduk]

Apparently Texas is working on the terrible loophole that allows trans people to be married. :T

Oh yeah.. its right up there with removing any references to the civil rights movement and evolution from textbooks to texas legislators. The whole south is like this :(

[sphinx]

Don't. They're probably having sex.

Hmmm. What if he hooks up with your roomate? Wouldn't that suck..

my roomate is straight, normal, non-curious, regular, straight.

I agree. Sphinx you need to do this and report back. I'll be waiting patiently.

I went in with an excuse and chatted for like 4 minutes.. I feel like an idiot, he is just a nice guy and since I like nice guys I wanted to find some gayness in him. I don't see it anymore, he is just flirty like that I think.

Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.

[Mr_Zombie]

Apparently Texas is working on the terrible loophole that allows trans people to be married. :T

If it allows trans people to be married, why is it terrible? (serious question, I have no knowledge of laws in various states of USA).

[Emitan]

If it allows trans people to be married, why is it terrible? (serious question, I have no knowledge of laws in various states of USA).

No, they accidentally are letting us marry and some people want to correct the law so we can't.

[BeesEight]

Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.

Hey, if you want to talk about broken gaydar...

There was this kid I knew in high school (friend of a friend). Totally thought he was straight. Came singing and dancing out of the closet when he left for university. Apparently I was the only one from school who was surprised.

If it allows trans people to be married, why is it terrible? (serious question, I have no knowledge of laws in various states of USA).

I think she means that they're trying to fix the "terrible" loophole so they can't get married.

Edit - Beaten.

[RatskyWatsky]

my roomate is straight, normal, non-curious, regular, straight.

:/ How boring.

I went in with an excuse and chatted for like 4 minutes.. I feel like an idiot, he is just a nice guy and since I like nice guys I wanted to find some gayness in him. I don't see it anymore, he is just flirty like that I think. Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.

:/ Well, at least you tried.

[Pyrokai]

Yay! New thread!

According to that thing you guys linked to, I'm apparently a pup. I need an example of another pup though so I know what the hell that actually means. It's still unclear to me :lol

[sphinx]

:/ Well, at least you tried.

yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend.

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now?

damn charming men, damn them.

and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.

[Emitan]

Maybe he just wanted to hug? Hugging is great.

[hateradio]

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

Lively look?

[CHEEZMO™]

Dat slight ass jiggle :9

[Emitan]

Lively look?

Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!

[sphinx]

Maybe he just wanted to hug? Hugging is great.

I need that guy to NOT come over again, ever.

Damn, we talked all three like 20 minutes, gorgeous shoulder, hands, arms, nothing overdone or gym-like, kind of like the muscles you get because you pick up and transport pianos for a living, and then the smile, the eyes, the height, the guy next door jeans and shoes, the nice metal bracelet.

No, away with that please.

and I SWEAR, he has the gay eye contact and I don't go imaging that on every guy I meet... what a joke is all this.

whatever.

Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!

I am actually surprised you don't mind a girl having reggie's Face, THAT is the first thing that would have to go before we get to the tits and thighs topic.

[hateradio]

Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!

I don't know. But the source is from the E3 GIF thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=473

Dat slight ass jiggle :9

Didn't even notice that.

[Emitan]

Dat slight ass jiggle :9

Well now I'm intrigued. But I'm a boob and thigh girl, not an ass one.

[TheSeks]

Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!

Hidden behind her arms. Who knows. Yes you are. This is the Gay and Bisexual thread. NO GIRLS ALLOWED. *slaps sign on fort*

[RatskyWatsky]

yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend. then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you?? my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now? damn charming men, damn them. and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.

Maybe he's just friendly? Give him a hug.

Lively look?

I wish there was a male version.

[hateradio]

There is.

[RatskyWatsky]

There is.

Eh. I want one with a hotter guy.

[TheSeks]

There is. https://i.minus.com/ibapGuweGHNRyg.gif

Hello there unsuspecting package.

[sphinx]

Eh. I want one with a hotter guy.

is it me or does he have a belly? (not complaining, just wondering)

[RatskyWatsky]

is it me or does he have a belly? (not complaining, just wondering)

Looks pretty flat to me.

[Alrus]

Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!

I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P

The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/

[CHEEZMO™]

Yeah, I noticed she got some of that monkey butt going on.

[hateradio]

I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/

Ironically, that's what they're trying to sell.

[Emitan]

I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/

Nah, I'm just being ridiculous. No way I'd be complaining if she was interested!

[Bel Marduk]

yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend. then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you?? my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now? damn charming men, damn them. and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.

I don't know man.. maybe you were just seeing what you wanted to see OR this person might be from a culture where people are just more affectionate seeming?

[TheSeks]

I don't know man.. maybe you were just seeing what you wanted to see OR this person might be from a culture where people are just more affectionate seeming?

Or maybe he wants him bad and doesn't want the roommate to know.

[Delio]

There is.

Ah he is hot :)

[VICTORsaurio]

lol at the guy's sleeve getting stuck

[dragonlife]

Yeah, the guy looks good to me.

[Emitan]

Not interested at all, but I think he's pretty attractive.

[Bel Marduk]

Eh. I want one with a hotter guy.

You don't think that guy is hot?!?! How could anyone not? Holy fuck..

[Sai-kun]

Then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

Uh...friendly people? This is literally how I am all the time. I'm not straight, but I do this with everyone.

[_Isaac]

That is a very handsome gentleman.

[Replicant]

yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend. then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

That's the problem with the flirty ones. I've had straight guys stripping to their undies in front of me and groping/wrestling me. But never assume anything unless the guy specifically said that he's gay and want to fuck you.

[RatskyWatsky]

You don't think that guy is hot?!?! How could anyone not? Holy fuck..

Not really. His face is meh, and the rest of him, while nice, would benefit from having more hair.

That's the problem with the flirty ones. I've had straight guys stripping to their undies in front of me and groping/wrestling me. But never assume anything unless the guy specifically said that he's gay and want to fuck you.

Sounds hot. Were they hot? I want friends like that.

[Emitan]

Not really. His face is meh, and the rest of him, while nice, would benefit from having more hair.

Hair is gross. Gets in the way of sexy skin.