[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Windows Vista, what a turd.

[Hot Coldman]

Actually, I have a good question: why the fuck would one come to us with this?

[BocoDragon]

To cut it short she feels like she is reaching a point in her adult life where she is getting old (23)

Lol!!

I'd pretty much view a 23 year old as a "teen mom".

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

OP loves to brag about his lady friends and just brag in general.

[Krogan]

OP, you have 664 posts over the last two years, approx. 600 of which were made in the last five months. What happened this year?

His biological clock is ticking faster than the 23 year old girl.

[itsgreen]

Wtf is she's 36 she might have a point, but 23? What the fuck.

I am pretty sure it doesn't help either being a mom while finding a boyfriend.

In any case just plain out say to her she is nuts.

[Ultima_5]

What an amazing post.

Also, I'm happy we have post history back. No where to run. No where to hide

[DragonGirl]

Bad Idea. And by that I mean BAD IDEA. Also, she might want to seek some psychiatric help. She sounds like she might be depressed and thinks having a baby will "fix her".

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

get a vasectomy and just keep "trying"

[PrimaNocta]

get a vasectomy and just keep "trying"

I second this. Or just keep pulling out.

[edornob]

WOULD

[Manmademan]

I'm going to verify that every single one of those threads are true. Just ask the people who PMed me for evidence. I've delivered in all counts. 8)

and that makes you less of a jackass HOW, exactly?

[Warren Ellis]

I'm going to verify that every single one of those threads are true. Just ask the people who PMed me for evidence. I've delivered in all counts. 8D

so it's true that you love to brag everytime ?

[JGS]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=921

The gif in this post is glorious. Not sure what movie though.

[SouthernDragon]

He seems to be rather oblivious about how shitty those posts are, really.

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=921 The gif in this post is glorious. Not sure what movie though.

Spartacus

[Rubenov]

Bragging usually has to do with insecurities coming out in a different form.

[Majik]

I don't have many friends in real life

Sympathy grab because people are doubting your bullshit posts?

However, supposing all of your threads are 100% genuine and you ARE a superfly motherfucka who is irresistible to gorgeous women and doesn't have time for trivial shit like friendships or same sex bonding... your threads would still be retarded.

Let's have a look at a handful of other classic edornob threads (titles bolded):

Starting my own business but I need GAF's help Here's whats going on: All around this city, it is booming with food trucks. Food trucks are becoming the hot spots to go to during lunch, dinner, and late night after clubs. Then it struck me, I want to start my own business. I don't know what food I would like to serve but I already found the gimmick that would separate me from the competition - I want to serve food out of my Honda Accord. Become the first FOOD CAR in the entire United States . I called some friends right now for help and they just wanted to sleep so I'm making this thread for GAF help. So GAF, help me out fulfill my dreams!

Brazilian waxes and MORE! My home girl recently got her pooper shooter waxed and bleached. She says its the best its ever looked and highly recommended that I give it a shot.

HOT FEET, My feet keeps getting hot. I noticed this while I was watching Hunger Games. Then came a flashback when my ex would complain about my hot feet. GAF, can you relate to this and what has been done to fix it. IT'S BURNING RIGHT NOW!!!!

Im in class. Should I pay attention? On GAF catching up on important topics such as butter art and spider nightmares. Amirite?

Im in class. Should I pay attention? On GAF catching up on important topics such as butter art and spider nightmares. Amirite?

How do I get beautiful women to leave me alone?

Whats the best store cinnamon rolls? but theres more! I'm craving for a cinnamon roll packed with calories, sugar, etc etc. So what does GAF recommend? Here's the twist: I'm at a family party and in my littler brother's room. I'm trying to escape to get a cinnamon roll but everyone in the living room are karaoke-ing! What to do!? I don't want to ruin any of the songs, I'm not even close with a lot of the guests.

GAF, decode this text message my ex just sent me! Ex: Waahhhh lol find me a bf, I wanna get married lol Me: why?! you not even done with school lol Ex: -_- true. But getting married doesn't always change your goals. People still graduate even when married. What the fuck? Out of nowhere

Who here says the word Nigga? Not me nigga

Am I the only one who brags about NeoGAF? So I brag about going to this forum to everyone I've met and it seems no one has ever heard of it. The only people who have are people I haven't chilled with in years that share the same properties - watches anime, drinks boba, and plays videogames. Thinking of buying some merchandise and getting a tat logo

No!No! Hair Removal! GAF Verdict? I was thinking of using it on my armpits and the entire bikini area. Been reading positive reviews and watching youtube videos. However I only trust what GAF thinks.

GAF OFFICIAL: lefT EYE ITCHING I can't sleep. Took zyrtec for allergies and nothing. Help! LEFT EYE ITCHING

Anyone here get random super boners? GAF males only Super boners are what I call boners that wont deflate. I'm at the break room consuming this McDonald's iced coffee with no cream and a blueberry banana nut oatmeal. Now I'm stuck here and I have to go back to work soon. Hope everyone has a Happy Mother's Day!

Poster of the year material surely!? Either you're desperate for a tag or you're just desperate for attention.

[Replicant]

LOL @ 23 being old.

I'd watch out if I were you OP. That sounds like crazy talk.

Edit: oh, I didn't know OP's credibility is suspect.

[catfish]

Get that on paper. Then go for it, why not.

signed documents, with lawyer etc. This will cut both ways though, you won't be able to have contact/influence if you get all broody and start having opinions on how it should be raised.

[OddSpoon]

Sounds like a desperate virgin's last, and final chance to get laid.

[Carcetti]

I almost wrote a serious long answer to the op but fortunately noticed he's banned already. Oh well.