[TheWesker]

http://www.sceainvites.com

Looks to be about what you'd expect, until you see this:






WTF?

Avatars:

[GrizzNKev]

[SapientWolf]

Oh Sony. You're so random.

[AdamMPSP]

Just FYI, I've been to E3 before, and it was exactly like this.

[Kaizer]

Alrighty then.

[GrizzNKev]

Some of them sorta make sense but the one with the coffee has baffled me since the site went up. Did he mistake his cup for a Move? What does this say about Sony in general? WHY THE CRYPTIC IMAGES?

[Fancy Corndog]

"NEVER STOP PLAYING."

PS3 - Vita on the cloud. Yup, that's Sony's E3. Could actually be quite interesting.

[WonkersTHEWatilla]

That guy's hair I CAN'T TAKE IT.

[EmCeeGramr]

A fake sack faced child.

Next to him, the Little Big Planet mascot.

[RaGMasTeR90]

Thanks for the Avatar :) Also, who is this guy?

[zashga]

Did they photoshop a Vita into his hand? It looks so weird.

[djplaeskool]

Yeah, this is basically E3 in stock photo form.

[yencid]

wallpapering this.

also just enough size for any text.

[Fancy Corndog]

A fake sack faced child. Next to him, the Little Big Planet mascot.

[Haziq]

Sony is so hipster right now.

[Tylahedras]

These images make me wonder if that's a reflection of what Sony thinks of their customers as looking / dressing / acting like. In which case I'm insulted.

[Omzz]

Why Sony

[roman2003h]

These images make me wonder if that's a reflection of what Sony thinks of their customers as looking / dressing / acting like. In which case I'm insulted.

I'm sure this is meant to be a joke.

[encephalon]

The only thing that comes to mind is ... neckbeard.

[yencid]

These images make me wonder if that's a reflection of what Sony thinks of their customers as looking / dressing / acting like. In which case I'm insulted.

Sony users are hipsters confirmed.

[Tylahedras]

I'm sure this is meant to be a joke.

The man is holding a Vita, I don't find that funny.

[MidnightScott]

That guy needs to shave, looks terrible.

[EmCeeGramr]

really speaks volumes about the budget for this shoot when "physical lanyard and badge" was too much cost

[AniHawk]

These images make me wonder if that's a reflection of what Sony thinks of their customers as looking / dressing / acting like. In which case I'm insulted.

you don't like how he rocks the neck beard?

[roman2003h]

The man is holding a Vita, I don't find that funny.

In other picture he is holding a cup of coffee for no reason. LOL :)

[Eusis]

Was there a Vita photoshopped into your hand? I want to see that happen in real time. Oh man I have an idea. brb

Is it me, or does the coffee cup ALSO look like it was photoshopped in? If so... why.

[Selkies!]

Woah. It's me with weirder hair.

[botty]

These images make me wonder if that's a reflection of what Sony thinks of their customers as looking / dressing / acting like. In which case I'm insulted.

Have you seen the first set of Vita commercials?

[ace harding: private eye]

Even his lanyard and badge are photoshopped. I hate everything!

[yencid]

really speaks volumes about the budget for this shoot when "physical lanyard and badge" was too much cost

not even a real table.

[TTP]

ok now I'm scared

[EmCeeGramr]

Even his lanyard and badge are photoshopped. I hate everything!

check out the sick default drop shadow

next we're gonna get some lens flares and embossed layers up ins this bitch

[Mutanthands]

I'm sure this is meant to be a joke.

Oh, if only.

[Fancy Corndog]

It looks like those are all just stock photos of some guy, and they just photoshopped situations around it.

[EloquentM]

Oh Sony, why u so crazy?

[AdamMPSP]

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and ask what we're all thinking: What new unannounced Sony game is this guy a character in?!

I hope he's playable in Playstation All Stars.

[REMEMBER CITADEL]

I want this guy at their conference, just standing on the stage through the whole thing and grinning like a madman.

[RobotHaus]

All I can think of is how badly this guy needs to shave his neck.

[roman2003h]

Oh, if only.

I don't know... Before reading the comments I thought this was hilarious. :) I don't think it is meant to be representative of anything.

EDIT: Just look at the sackboy in the picture with coffee cup. He's looking at the guy like he is an idiot.

[TTP]

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and ask what we're all thinking: What new unannounced Sony game is this guy a character in?! I hope he's playable in Playstation All Stars.

Probably a background 'boss' a la Ades.

Someone should actually photoshop that

[Haziq]

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and ask what we're all thinking: What new unannounced Sony game is this guy a character in?! I hope he's playable in Playstation All Stars.

Day 1 DLC.

[Patapwn]

RANDOM
.BRAND.
..SONY..

[StevePharma]

Adobe CS6 Master Collection for PS3 stealth announcement?

The photoshops are hilariously tacky.

[shinra-bansho]

Why is everything shopped in? :/

And badly shopped; reminds me of that Chinese officials floating on the footpath thing.

[yencid]

Sony probably looked up Hipster on a stock photo website and then decided to throw all this together.

[AwakenedCloud]

Some of them sorta make sense but the one with the coffee has baffled me since the site went up. Did he mistake his cup for a Move? What does this say about Sony in general? WHY THE CRYPTIC IMAGES?

It's foreshadowing, dude. He's going to be the next Mr. Caffeine!

[Kazerei]

What's with the giant coffee cup in front? Is that the trenta size at Starbucks?

[Mutanthands]

I don't know... Before reading the comments I thought this was hilarious. :) I don't think it is meant to be representative of anything.

Looking at the pictures in context at the link, I'm gonna have to disagree. Not enough Kevin Butler style smugness.

[roman2003h]

Looking at the pictures in context at the link, I'm gonna have to disagree. Not enough Kevin Butler style smugness.

Just look at the sackboy in the picture with the coffe cup. :)

[RobotHaus]

What's with the giant coffee cup in front? Is that the trenta size at Starbucks?

Mystery game Geoff is hyping.