[railGUN]

Why are there pop cans on the ground next to sack boy, and why are they so blurry... Is that supposed to be a cheap depth of field effect? Bad photoshopping? Both?

[earvcunanan]

This topic is gold, lol

[antonz]

Why are there pop cans on the ground next to sack boy, and why are they so blurry... Is that supposed to be a cheap depth of field effect? Bad photoshopping? Both?

Generic Energy Drink cans that say Energy. Gotta try and make them look less generic by blurring :p

[24FrameDaVinci]

It's wierd, I wanna make fun of the guy but he's not a bad looking fella. Also, sweet beard.

[spats]

Why are there pop cans on the ground next to sack boy, and why are they so blurry... Is that supposed to be a cheap depth of field effect? Bad photoshopping? Both?

They're phasing in from another dimension obviously.

[amtentori]

He has not bought a Vita yet, so Sony had to shop it on his had.

I hope the bad photoshop is on purpose haha.
What games do hipsters play these days? Seems like they would be more into indie stuff over killzone.

[Kaako]

Foreshadowing of things to come...let us hope there's more to it lol.

[sublimit]

What games do hipsters play these days? Seems like they would be more into indie stuff over killzone.

SNES and Gameboy games. :p

[spats]

Foreshadowing of things to come...let us hope there's more to it lol.

45-minute break dancing performance with people dressed in jumpsuits incoming.

[Deadly Joker]

Sony should have this guy on stage for the whole conference just overreacting to everything the speakers say.

That's what HipHopGamer is for.

[Nemesis_]

How is this "hilarious"?

=/

[NintendoGal]

And I'm going to this. I'm not sure what to expect now.

[Sadist]

lol

[amtentori]

better than
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G0LlXv-nyI

change in Sony's target audience?

[CTE]

Someone get this guy a trimmer. STAT!

[KeasbyKnight]

Why is that one Sackboy massive compared to the other?

[REMEMBER CITADEL]

SNES and Gameboy games. :p

Wrong, Vectrex.

But it all makes sense considering Sony's new in-game advertising patent. This guy will pop up from time to time and try to sell you some coffee.

[sublimit]

better than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G0LlXv-nyI change in Sony's target audience?

Their marketing departments are seriously out of touch with their fanbase.

[jonno394]

The guy looks like a typical douchebag blogger/gaming journo*; i expect many photos of people like this to come out of E3, except the game characters won't be in photos with them....

*no offence meant to bloggers/game journos on here that do not lo9ok like this guy....

[CecilMcW00t]

Can we give Sony a PSO style Kubara knock off nick name now? Sega got Segac... How about Sonyee...

[Kokonoe]

Can we give Sony a PSO style Kubara knock off nick name now? Sega got Segac... How about Sonyee...

That's only used on SEGA Forum.

[JoeTheBlow]

I like the way he's wearing a t-shirt, a open plaid shirt, and a hoodie on top.
Who cares about being too hot, when you look mid-90's cool!

[Tookay]

?

[highluxury]

http://www.sceainvites.com Looks to be about what you'd expect, until you see this:

Sony you be so Krayzay.

I think this is a telling sign that Sony's conference is going to suck.

[BramVD]

Sony you be so Krayzay. I think this is a telling sign that Sony's conference is going to suck.

OR IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!

[BY2K]

Is the 200+ kiosk thing for the Sony Booth only or does that count every PS3/Vita on the show floor?

[Spiffy_1st]

I don't quite get what's meant to be wrong with this, the site looks nice and slick. Unless we're just complaining about a guy that looks cooler than most of us.

[Sojgat]

All I can think of is how badly this guy needs to shave his neck.

Yo brah, neckbeard is a valid lifestyle choice (it's not really). Is this guy a comment on game journos, devs, the gaming public or just western society in general? Or did the guy designing the site just pose for all the photos himself?

[BY2K]

I don't quite get what's meant to be wrong with this, the site looks nice and slick. Unless we're just complaining about a guy that looks cooler than most of us.

Nintendo's site really is bland by comparison.

EDIT: Though at least Nintendo's site doesn't have the horrible photoshop.

[Mahonay]

I don't quite get what's meant to be wrong with this, the site looks nice and slick. Unless we're just complaining about a guy that looks cooler than most of us.

whooooooooooooooshhhhhhhh

[Coolwhip]

I'd sleep with him.

[Corto]

Sony is just making a tongue in cheek commentary on the current state of games journalism.

[Chris B]

So, bets on how long it would take to find the original pictures over on something like iStock?

[jetsetfluken]

RANDOM .BRAND. ..SONY..

RANDOM
.BRAND.
..COFFEE..

[Alien Bob]

OR IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!

Worst case it'll be boring and bland. Best case it'll be gloriously awful and batshit insane

[saltine161]

I have cracked Sony's hidden code in these images, Mr. Caffeine is coming back, as pointed out by the huge coffee cups

[Trevelyon]

I'd hang out with that guy then fucking coldcock him while he's looking stupid.

[shink]

Crazy Sony is best Sony.

I like the blurry ENERGY cans.

[SunhiLegend]

[LDawg]

Zomg, it's a teaser for the PS4 announcement. Look, Sweet Tooth is holding a PS4 controller!

[Acquiescence]

Clearly when it comes to E3, folks really are a bit too eager to create a meme out of anything remotely giggle-worthy.

[Neuromancer]

Ok I take it all back. Sony's awesome.

[SpacePirate Ridley]

Holy mother of god, i cant stop laughing!
This has to be one of the worst photoshops ive seen.
The fake PSVita in his hand just kills me.

[Kaako]

http://i.minus.com/iJh7woQT3yRHW.gif

Muahahaha, *boom*
Well done.

[Blueblur1]

really speaks volumes about the budget for this shoot when "physical lanyard and badge" was too much cost

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that. :lol

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Lmao topic redeemed.

[LDawg]

[ScreenSplitter]

Oh wow, so Sony thinks they have this super memorable all star lineup of characters now?

[Metal-Geo]

really speaks volumes about the budget for this shoot when "physical lanyard and badge" was too much cost

They couldn't even take the effort to bring in an actual PSVita.

[Gui_PT]

They couldn't even take the effort to bring in an actual PSVita.

Hey those things are expensive!