[ElectricBlue187]

Why is he going to the White House? is it cuz MULSIMZ!?!

this thread has me laughing so hard. Thanks GAF

[Patryn]

Why is he going to the White House? is it cuz MULSIMZ!?! this thread has me laughing so hard. Thanks GAF

Because the White House symbolizes the government, and they want to turn America into something akin to a theocracy.

[radioheadrule83]

I wasn't aware America's attention was OFF the cross... if anything, it's on it too much.

Anyway, rather him than me. *sips nice warm cup of tea*

[Beysus]

I read crotch.

Would make this more interesting.

[genjiZERO]

Isn't that the definition of modern religion?

Not in my experience with every single other religion. I never hear other religions proselytize, knock on my door, walk up to me on the streets, post things on their lawns, have pageants and plays in public, and generally be so extroverted about their religions. Hare Krishnas might be the exception, but they're generally converts anyway, and usually just want a dollar or two for one of their books. Maybe things are different in other countries? I dunno

[YoungHav]

lmao this is fucking awesome.

[Lucky Forward]

Don't stop be-leeevin'...hold on to that feeeeeelin'

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Not in my experience with every single other religion. I never hear other religions proselytize, knock on my door, walk up to me on the streets, post things on their lawns, have pageants and plays in public, and generally be so extroverted about their religions. Hare Krishnas might be the exception, but they're generally converts anyway, and usually just want a dollar or two for one of their books. Maybe things are different in other countries? I dunno

You know, alot of evangelicals says that Jesus commanded the apostles to convert people. Which is why people evangelize.

They seem to forget what Jesus said about proselytes:

Matthew 23:15

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for you travel on sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, you make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

[Dyno]

Maybe he's carrying the cross all the way to the White House so he can burn it!

[DR2K]

I don't think prayer is allowed in a government building.

[Alphahawk]

Although I am Christian I still find this gross.I believe in marriage equality and the rights of women to choose, and I pretty much guarantee that these are opinions not held by this paticular sect.

Really I just see this as yet another far right group protesting Obama, not for any real reason other than he's a democrat. Like I said it's gross. Religion and politics should never overlap.

[Juancho9]

what a dumb ass kid lmao

[RiccochetJ]

Go nuts. Just don't try and pass any laws that forces me to live by your religious views.

[cousins]

is he slowing traffic the entire time? What a self-entitled little prick.

[GTP_Daverytimes]

"Tolerance" We tolerate the hell out of this guy. We aren't going to stop him. We don't think he's a bad person. He is not some hated "other". I would chill out with him if given the chance. But like E3 press conferences, the Time Belt, and the movie Sucker Punch, GAF is going to ridicule the fuck out of him because he's hilarious. All the religious whiners in this thread really give a lot of ammo to the Dawkins school of thought where you think this one area of life is immune to criticism. I always argue against strict Dawkins-like thought because I do want to "respect" religious people in the true meaning of the word "respect", but you really think we shouldn't be critical? Ha ha ha ha.

Nothing bad with being critical, besides being critical means you are "inclined to find fault or to judge with severity". In that sense you are indeed critical. Being critical though does not mean you cannot be tolerant but unfortunately you are quite delusional if you want me and those of us who know atheist-gaf to believe that you guys are tolerant. The day that i step into a thread patterning to religion and i don't see the same 5-12 people spouting the same rubbish over and over and over again i might be inclined to say that Atheist-gaf is finally tolerant. Much like a broken record i see the same people being "critical" every time, repeatedly coming into a thread that has to do with a certain subject just so they can be "critical" as you put it.

NOTE: You does not mean you in particular, it means a collective group of people who do the things i mentioned.

[Cyan]

Oh, GTP. Gotten over the Big Bang not saying what you want it to say yet?

[Escape Goat]

Come on, kids! Lets go walk on the side of the interstate! God will protect us.

its funnier every time I see the pic.

[Angry Fork]

Don't do this; it just gives ammo to the religious side when you lower yourself to that level of mockery.

Believers give non-believers ammo just by talking so it evens out.

[Bit-Bit]

I want to start a kickstarter to carry a giant FSM to Washington. I'm in Florida so the pilgrimage shouldn't take long.

[Leeroy3101]

Get us back to Jesus? Hmm, someone has never read the Treaty of Tripoli

[Deified Data]

Children's Crusade.

[Mike M]

Get us back to Jesus? Hmm, someone has never read the Treaty of Tripoli

I'd wager fewer than 1% of Americans have read it.

[Kinyou]

Children's Crusade.

Hey, this time they might even reach their destination.

[K.Sabot]

Children's Crusade.

As an atheist that worked in a church for a while, I believe the buzzword is "Kid's Crusade".

[Pollux]

He should watch out for Pontius Honda Pilots on the road.

They're too busy nailing Christ-lers.

[Escape Goat]

They're too busy nailing Christ-lers.

bahahah

[qcf x2]

Go nuts. Just don't try and pass any laws that forces me to live by your religious views.

The kid didn't. So idk why people here are uppity. Well, yeah, I do know why.

[Srsly]

Didn't read the entire thread, but did anyone give a good justification (lol, yeah right) for why this asshole should be able to hold up traffic?

[SillyEskimo]

Fair enough, but the FSM is seriously stupid and hopefully burns out as a meme soon.

Please stop discriminating against my beliefs.

[Cyan]

Didn't read the entire thread, but did anyone give a good justification (lol, yeah right) for why this asshole should be able to hold up traffic?

Traffic is totes uppity.

They're too busy nailing Christ-lers.

Something something 30 pieces of a Silverado?

[Boss Doggie]

The kid didn't. So idk why people here are uppity. Well, yeah, I do know why.

Isn't he kinda doing it by doing this and even disrupting traffic?

[Pollux]

Something something 30 pieces of a Silverado?

Well played :jnc

But I don't think that mocking this kid's "sacrifice" is very "Paul"-ite. (yea, that one is a bit of a stretch)

[Saadster]

Lol you guys are like freaking out. Let the kid do what he wants. If anything he is less of an annoyance than OWS. It's just "protest" right? He has the right. You may not agree with him, but you sure are bent over about it. Relax.

[Zero Hero]

You guys laugh now, but this kid will get a TWO car garage in heaven for this. Where are you going to park your extra car in heaven? Especially since on street parking is strictly prohibited.

[Ela Hadrun]

Although I am Christian I still find this gross.I believe in marriage equality and the rights of women to choose, and I pretty much guarantee that these are opinions not held by this paticular sect. Really I just see this as yet another far right group protesting Obama, not for any real reason other than he's a democrat. Like I said it's gross. Religion and politics should never overlap.

Really.

I went to the website and was sad to see the video of the kid, talking about how when he was sixteen or something, his youth minister told him, and he knew, that his sin was preventing God from seeing him, and that God couldn't see him and love him because of his sin. :(

Wish people would read Romans 8 to mean that God's love is stronger than whatever fucking joint you smoked in the high school bathroom or that you were making love in the green grass behind the stadium. Rather than use it as a weapon to tear down the selfhood of kids so they can be used as pawns in political statements.

[EleventhDoctor]

There has to be a way to do an epic trolling here....maybe someone rides alongside him with like a flatbed truck of gay, bear dudes, stripper poles with strippers, and Muslims praying towards Allah?

[Escape Goat]

There has to be a way to do an epic trolling here....maybe someone rides alongside him with like a flatbed truck of gay, bear dudes, stripper poles with strippers, and Muslims praying towards Allah?

I draw the line at laughing at him on the internet. Interfering with his trek is just douchey thing to do.

[Deified Data]

I draw the line at laughing at him on the internet. Interfering with his trek is just douchey thing to do.

Yeah, he's really not hurting anyone. It's more sad and misguided than it is annoying.

[Bay Maximus]

While I may not agree with the message, I admire his heart. Can't wait to read the book.

Also, I wonder what the public reaction would be if Muhammad were lugging a giant Quran to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Count Dookkake]

Nothing bad with being critical, besides being critical means you are "inclined to find fault or to judge with severity". In that sense you are indeed critical. Being critical though does not mean you cannot be tolerant but unfortunately you are quite delusional if you want me and those of us who know atheist-gaf to believe that you guys are tolerant. The day that i step into a thread patterning to religion and i don't see the same 5-12 people spouting the same rubbish over and over and over again i might be inclined to say that Atheist-gaf is finally tolerant. Much like a broken record i see the same people being "critical" every time, repeatedly coming into a thread that has to do with a certain subject just so they can be "critical" as you put it. NOTE: You does not mean you in particular, it means a collective group of people who do the things i mentioned.

Please, give us your definition of the bolded.

[DSN2K]

I'm not even religious but good for him, rare to see any sort of motivation in the youth of today.

[Deified Data]

Please, give us your definition of the bolded.

I would define tolerance as "not beating the shit out of people you don't like".

Anything more is kind of pushing it.

[JGS]

You guys laugh now, but this kid will get a TWO car garage in heaven for this. Where are you going to park your extra car in heaven? Especially since on street parking is strictly prohibited.

Streets of gold are hard to maintain. Parked cars leave tire dents and goldholes.

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

So when he gets thirsty does his support team just rub a sponge soaked in vinegar across his mouth?

[Loxley]

I have no real problem with this,it's definitely extreme, but whatever. My only gripe is when the kid says "I'm not trying to act like Jesus". Except for, y'know, carrying a giant fucking cross on your shoulders. But yeah, aside from that, not emulating Jesus at all.

[demon]

Wants to put the Jesus back into american government, huh. I wonder how Christ-like his (and the people's who got him to do this) political views and the policies he wants enacted really are. I'm guessing not much

[Dude Abides]

I see he likes to wear his headband in the style of LeBron James.

We are all witnesses.

[Tawpgun]

draw the attention of America back to the cross of Jesus Christ

Umm...

When was America's attention ever about the cross of Jesus Christ or Christianity in general.

My god, move to a nation that has Christianity listed as its official religion if you want to be in a Christian Nation. Fuck.

[NullPointer]

Good for him if he's honestly following his heart.

[Lkr]

Maybe he's carrying the cross all the way to the White House so he can burn it!

They're too busy nailing Christ-lers.

Hahahaahahahahahahaha oh man :jnc