MercuryLS
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(06-14-2012, 04:47 AM)
This has got to be the worst roast ever. #1

As in roasting someone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gfhM4_ogwo

The situation roasting donald trump. It's so awkward, I dare you to make it all the way through.
Demon Lizardman
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(06-14-2012, 04:49 AM)

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#2

Hence his name Donald Trump.
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Originally Posted by MercuryLS: View Post
I dare you to make it all the way through.
not even gonna click that link
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(06-14-2012, 04:53 AM)

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They couldn't find enough people willing to get paid to make fun of Trump, so they asked the Situation to fill in? Yeah...
hawkshockey11
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Yeah this is old.

"Why is he bragging about being rich to a audience full of celebrities?"

:)
Oblivion
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(06-14-2012, 04:53 AM)
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Haha, I thought this was gonna be about The Situation.

Yeah, it's pretty cringe worthy. I felt sorry for the guy...and I don't even like him.
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(06-14-2012, 04:56 AM)

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Who the fuck is situation?
thespot84
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jesus the silence is palpable.
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(06-14-2012, 04:59 AM)

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hahahah

Oh, America. Shallow American media doesn't understand the concept of the 'roast'. Or I guess they don't expect their audience to.
SaintZ
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(06-14-2012, 04:59 AM)

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Most of them are awful but Pam Anderson's was funny (with the exception of Andy Dick's segment, god I can't fucking stand him).
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Originally Posted by demon: View Post
Who the fuck is situation?
heh... that's cute.

But yea that's really hard to sit through.
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#12

did that roast of Quentin Tarantino ever come out? I'd kill to watch a copy of that.
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(06-14-2012, 05:04 AM)

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It doesn't matter if anyone laughed, situation is laughing all the way to the bank!
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(06-14-2012, 05:06 AM)

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Does anybody have the link to the roast where the guy on stage (I think he was black) gets reversed roasted by Chris Rock I think?
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(06-14-2012, 05:07 AM)

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Originally Posted by hawkshockey11: View Post
Does anybody have the link to the roast where the guy on stage (I think he was black) gets reversed roasted by Chris Rock I think?
You're probably thinking of Jamie Foxx.
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(06-14-2012, 05:09 AM)

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Originally Posted by demon: View Post
You're probably thinking of Jamie Foxx.
Thank you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47r-0VlvkzM
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Originally Posted by .GqueB.: View Post
heh... that's cute.
If it's a Jersey Shore thing I've never seen an episode. I didn't know who snookie was until the South Park episode.
EloquentM
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(06-14-2012, 05:11 AM)

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I was so hungry OP. you left me disappointed.
jett
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Man. What a bomb.
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(06-14-2012, 05:13 AM)

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i was dying in laughter but i can't watch anymore because it's terrible
MercuryLS
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(06-14-2012, 05:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by EloquentM: View Post
I was so hungry OP. you left me disappointed.
Here is the best roast ever for your troubles.

Vincent Alexander
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(06-14-2012, 05:15 AM)

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That actually makes me pretty hungry. What were we talking about?
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(06-14-2012, 05:17 AM)

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I miss Greg Giraldo, RIP
EloquentM
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(06-14-2012, 05:18 AM)

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Originally Posted by MercuryLS: View Post
Here is the best roast ever for your troubles.

[IMG]beefyheaven.jpg[/IMG]
Oh God, yes!
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(06-14-2012, 05:28 AM)

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#25

cringe worthy.
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(06-14-2012, 05:29 AM)

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I actually love The Situation's roast of Donald Trump. It's such a train wreck that it's almost beautiful in a way.
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(06-14-2012, 05:35 AM)

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That hurt dude.
Maron
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Originally Posted by hawkshockey11: View Post
I think this was more painful than the Situation's since Jamie didsuch a great job in bringing him down.
MercuryLS
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(06-14-2012, 05:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maron: View Post
I think this was more painful than the Situation's since Jamie didsuch a great job in bringing him down.
Jaime is actually a pretty nice guy in most interviews and such, he was wering his asshole hat that night.
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(06-14-2012, 05:58 AM)

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Norm McDonald is the only one who has done a funny one in recent memory.
Might as well post it
All the rest are so fucking hacky and desperate. Norm just underlines it by zigging instead of zagging.
Zeliard
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Originally Posted by Staccat0: View Post
Norm McDonald is the only one who has done a funny one in recent memory.
Might as well post it
All the rest are so fucking hacky and desperate. Norm just underlines it by zigging instead of zagging.
This is still the best thing.
Bombadil
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(06-14-2012, 06:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by hawkshockey11: View Post
So funny. Jaimie Foxx has earned my respect.
Vincent Alexander
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(06-14-2012, 06:04 AM)

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Originally Posted by Staccat0: View Post
Norm McDonald is the only one who has done a funny one in recent memory.
Might as well post it
All the rest are so fucking hacky and desperate. Norm just underlines it by zigging instead of zagging.
Is he trying to be terrible? I'm not saying that mean. I'm quite serious. Part of me thinks he is poking fun at the whole terrible-ness of most Roasts. And if so, he is amazing. If he is trying to be funny, he is awful.
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(06-14-2012, 06:05 AM)

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Originally Posted by Vincent Alexander: View Post
Is he trying to be terrible? I'm not saying that mean. I'm quite serious. Part of me thinks he is poking fun at the whole terrible-ness of most Roasts. And if so, he is amazing. If he is trying to be funny, he is awful.
It's Norm... he can't not be funny.
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Originally Posted by Vincent Alexander: View Post
Is he trying to be terrible? I'm not saying that mean. I'm quite serious. Part of me thinks he is poking fun at the whole terrible-ness of most Roasts. And if so, he is amazing. If he is trying to be funny, he is awful.
Yes. He's taking the whole thing apart. Including Bob Saget who made his entire career doing shitty jokes like this in front of the camera. Everyone gets taken down in one fell swoop.
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Originally Posted by Vincent Alexander: View Post
Is he trying to be terrible? I'm not saying that mean. I'm quite serious. Part of me thinks he is poking fun at the whole terrible-ness of most Roasts. And if so, he is amazing. If he is trying to be funny, he is awful.
Yes. After everyone went out with these obscene, scathing jokes against everyone else, Norm went out and read some of the oldest, lamest jokes ever, and it was awesome.
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(06-14-2012, 06:08 AM)

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Originally Posted by Staccat0: View Post
Norm McDonald is the only one who has done a funny one in recent memory.
Might as well post it
All the rest are so fucking hacky and desperate. Norm just underlines it by zigging instead of zagging.
I remember watching this and thinking how great it was, the audience gets it too.
Staccat0
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Here is Norm explaining the bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhdV4...eature=related
Apparently the jokes come from a joke book his dad bought him as a kid. The guy directing the roast told him to "be shocking" so he was like, "that's easy"
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Wow that was bad. I guess I never watched this roast before.

I made it all the way through because of how awesome it is to watch the audience turn on him. And he just keeps plowing ahead and trying, which is somewhat respectable, but ultimately just fun to laugh at.
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Good, because I kinda love Norm. Glad I can keep him in high regard, if not higher now.

Originally Posted by Staccat0: View Post
Much appreciated. Listening now.
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The "joke" around the 2:00 mark really got to me. I can't stop laughing. Seriously.
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lol, some of his opening jokes weren't quite that bad. his delivery is just so terrible that everything coming out of his mouth is shit. of course toward the end even the jokes themselves were just beyond atrocious.

edit: on second thought, there are no redeemable qualities to this at all. dude needs to stick to banging ugly NJ chicks.
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(06-14-2012, 06:17 AM)

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I've never watched the entire thing. It's just too.....awkward and embarrassing.

A local radio station of mine plays the "oh hey what are you gonna do about it? ayeeeeeeee" clip all the time. LOL, cracks me up.
Bombadil
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It's funny to see Norm's style of comedy. Even when the audience doesn't get it, you can look to the faces of his colleagues and see them dying of laughter. Jon Lovitz looks like he's hanging on to his teeth, he's laughing so hard. That's all Norm has to do. Say something, anything, and the look on his face and his mannerisms do all the work.
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Norm MacDonald is impossible to dislike.
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(06-14-2012, 12:29 PM)

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Originally Posted by MuseManMike: View Post
It's Norm... he can't not be funny.
Unless we're talking about that short lived sitcom he had on Fox.
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"Actually the catastrophe"

That has gotta just be the worst joke ever made.
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wow.... I can only feel sorry for most of the guys there anyway.

Though I don't think Trump needs the money, he just wants the attention.
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(06-14-2012, 01:23 PM)

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Ug. I made it as far as the grenade joke. Had to immediately kill the tab.




With fire.
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love norm. he owns.