[MThanded]

So I noticed recently I really like to hear people eating. I told someone this and they said they hated that sound.

For me it is extremely calming. I am currently listening to people eating while I do my work. I found a lot of youtube videos to fuel my interest.

Am I the only one?

Try these on for size.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P9jH...ature=view_all <- Chinese noodles with meat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xx-4...9B08BC159C33EA <- Funyuns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtC18tZSZ8&feature=plcp <- chili, veggies, chips and gummi bears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LKr...9B08BC159C33EA <- starbursts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPKKD...9B08BC159C33EA <- Dorito Locos Tacos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYW0...9B08BC159C33EA <- Pasta with meat sauce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOH_4...9B08BC159C33EA <- Burger king ( whopper and onion rings)

[Digishine]

I hate it.

[Solo]

No, I prefer to listen to them wank. While I eat.

[Count Dookkake]

It's among the worst things ever.

But it's great if you want to lose weight.

[Log4Girlz]

Does anyone else like hearing people burp and fart? So relaxing.



:/

[shadyspace]

your mom fucked you up

[ClovingWestbrook]

It's one of the most disgusting things I can think of. Ugh.

[Hoo-doo]

I can't stand it. Drives me fucking nuts.

[Wario64]

It's one of my favorite fetishes

[Dave Inc.]

It is my #1 most frustrating sound. If I'm trying to pay attention to anything at all while someone is chewing (at least a bit loudly) I have to give up and leave the room.

[Woorloog]

I can't stand it. Drives me fucking nuts.

Indeed. Eat quietly or don't eat.

[MThanded]

Welp. Guess I really am the only one.

[half a moon]

I used to piss my sister off making eating sounds without food.

[Eschaton]

eww, no i hate this sound

especially noodles or pasta

[Log4Girlz]

Anyone else think queefs are cute?

[Suite Pee]

I hate when people pay close attention to my eating.

[universalmind]

That's really weird.

[ThaneKrios]

Ewww, no.

[TheOnlyMook]

Hearing people eat is seriously one of the worst things ever. Almost as bad as being in a public restroom and hearing some dude dropping deuces in the bowl adjacent to you

[wenis]

my roommates are the loudest fucking chewers I've ever encountered. It's like pigs at the fucking slop and for some reason they can do it with dry food to. A bag of chips sounds like they're eating fucking soup.

I don't get it. It's absolutely terrible, I can hear it from across the house and I always need to turn my music up a bit louder or throw on some headphones. It's so goddamn gross.

Hearing people eat is seriously one of the worst things ever. Almost as bad as being in a public restroom and hearing some dude dropping deuces in the bowl adjacent to you

I would rather hear that deuce dropper than a chewer. At least when the deuce is dropped, it's over. I don't need to put myself in the situation anymore, but you have to hear people eat because it's usually a communal thing. Unless you're a communal shitter than I can live with hearing a poop splash and a grunt every once in awhile.

[Eric Walton]

MT, rarely do I disagree with you I find but this strikes me as really strange.

[Count Dookkake]

Hearing people eat is seriously one of the worst things ever. Almost as bad as being in a public restroom and hearing some dude dropping deuces in the bowl adjacent to you

The latter is at least funny.

[.JayZii]

I didn't realize this was a thing. No, I do not enjoy hearing it, especially in fetishy youtube videos.

[Sidewinder]

I can't stand it. Drives me fucking nuts.

Same here, I just can't stand it, it's so annoying, have to restrain myself so I don't slap people who are eating ;)

[fallengorn]

I didn't realize this was a thing. No, I do not enjoy hearing it, especially in fetishy youtube videos.

In this day and age, everything is a thing.

[MThanded]

I didn't know this was a thing until 3 days ago.

I knew that I liked hearing people eat but I did not know that people uploaded videos of it to youtube.

[Dave Inc.]

Follow-up: People who chew with their mouths open. How do you get to adult-hood without learning that that's not acceptable? It's so frustrating dealing with them because, even though you are correct and it is impolite to chew with one's mouth open, you will be seen as the bad guy for bringing it up; then they'll only correct their behavior for 5 minutes anyway.

[Hoo-doo]

How about hearing someone lick their plate after a meal.

[Karsticles]

You would love to be around me, then. For some reason my chewing is extra loud.

Edit: Just to be clear, I have excellent chewing manners.

[UFRA]

lol weird videos, sounds like a kind of fetish.

[Dave Inc.]

How about hearing someone lick their plate after a meal.

That may have been the thread that granted me my delightful avatar tag.

[Clydefrog]

So I noticed recently I really like to hear people eating.

Anyone else think queefs are cute?

Fucking weirdos

[Qasiel]

I enjoy eating. Perhaps you'd like to take me out to dinner some time?

[.JayZii]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhXU7YXZPYo

[SwiftSketcher]

Open mouth eaters are a disease. A DISEASE I SAY.

[daycru]

feeder alert

[bangladesh]

The girl eating the funyuns sounds so cute when she chews. lol

[Dice]

I usually don't mind, like it seems to seriously piss off a lot of people and I think those people need to chill the fuck out. However, if the eater is chewing with their mouth open (EDIT: LIKE THAT BITCH WITH THE FUNYUNS OH GOD), yeah fuck that noise.

[The Albatross]

I absolutely hate it

[CloudWolf]

Let me introduce you to your new favorite song.

[M_Night]

slurping in japan is ok!

[Baraka in the White House]

I usually don't mind, like it seems to seriously piss off a lot of people and I think those people need to chill the fuck out. However, if the eater is chewing with their mouth open, yeah fuck that noise.

Agreed. Getting upset at someone who chews with their mouth closed is straight up neurotic.

[alphaNoid]

It's one of the most disgusting things I can think of. Ugh.

Pretty much, wth GAF ... we have food chomping fetish-GAF now?

[Eschaton]

Hearing people eat is seriously one of the worst things ever. Almost as bad as being in a public restroom and hearing some dude dropping deuces in the bowl adjacent to you

i honestly find that shit hilarious

[Tguy]

MThanded you were becoming OKAY in my book, then you pull some shit like this.

[MThanded]

slurping in japan is ok!

The way I found out that I liked this was a foreign grad student would slurp on their soup daily. We all sat in cubicles and I really liked hearing that. It just made me feel very calm and relaxed.

[Tuck]

Hate it. Can't fucking stand it. My roommate in first year chewed like a fuckig cow all the time ad it was torture.

[Dice]

Hate it. Can't fucking stand it. My roommate in first year chewed like a fuckig cow all the time ad it was torture.

Don't watch the funyuns video. I want to die.

[Neo C.]

So I noticed recently I really like to hear people eating. I told someone this and they said they hated that sound. For me it is extremely calming. I am currently listening to people eating while I do my work. I found a lot of youtube videos to fuel my interest. Am I the only one?

Are you by any chance Asian? It isn't rude to make (some) sounds during eating in Asia, as long as you don't do it excessively.

We always make jokes how westerners don't like eating because they eat as silent as possible. Those aristocratic manners must run deeply in the society.

Edit: somewhat beaten.

[DarkKyo]

What a freak...