[Goreomedy]

Maybe the host wasn't fully caffeinated?

[Complex Shadow]

Admit it. How long have you been saving that gif for a moment like this?

the 90s i am guessing.

[Kud Dukan]

3:30 bit is medias fault... Doors open at 3:30

Quiet you, it must be Microsoft's fault!

[AkuMifune]

Microsoft has successfully cloned Bill Gates, New World Order to commence today.

[Gary Whitta]

This is giving me girl wood.

[fluffydelusions]

Fuck this I'm going to bed. Have fun guys.

Psh, you came all this way and gave up...

[Shadowlink]

I guess they need the extra time to set up the Alan Wake 2 demo. ;)

[Art Teitlebaum]

So Xbox 1080 already announced, eh?

[SeanR1221]

Calm down guys, MS is already three years late to the tablet market, 30 more minutes is not going to make a big difference.

Ice. Cold.

[Complex Shadow]

This is giving me a girl boner.

you mean girl wood.

[Majine]

This is giving me girl wood.

Girlwood?

[claviertekky]

This is giving me a girl boner.

Aisha Tyler is not amused.

[SalsaShark]

alright i'll read

[AkuMifune]

Psh, you came all this way and gave up...

Like Ballmer at the bunny ranch.

[Nevasleep]

I hope Ubisoft joins them on stage.

[SeanR1221]

alright i'll read

Good thing there's no audio. Your mom moaning would block it out.

[brotkasten]

Meh, I got some anime dating simulatorPersona 3 to play.

[Zeppu]

http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft...event-unveiled

Some stuff posted. Mostly queueing.

[triggaz]

it got pushed back?

[Gary Whitta]

you mean girl wood.

I fixed it right away!

[Brettison]

Ars Blog...

Apparently, the attendees have been herded into some sort of waiting area. Hopefully it's pleasantly lit.
by Sean 18:37

[Nobility]

It's late? Has to be good then...

[MThanded]

http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft...event-unveiled Some stuff posted. Mostly queueing.

Line is long, Dress is short.

Is Microsoft unveiling new dress technology?

[DopeyFish]

http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft...event-unveiled Some stuff posted. Mostly queueing.

Limited photo opportunity eh

[Sean]

Neowin:

22:31 Owen Williams There's a "limited photo opportunity" at the end. Whatever it is, it sounds like it'll be behind glass.

[out0v0rder]

[StudioTan]

I'm not hyped.

I'm hyped.

[Rur0ni]

Limited photo opportunity?

[Art Teitlebaum]

Well, it surely will be maximally underwhelming, but kudos to MS for creating SOME SORT of hype.

[cartoon_soldier]

Line is long, Dress is short. Is Microsoft unveiling new dress technology?

Would!

[sangreal]

the limited photo opportunity stuff was announced days ago in the original invite. we already had a conversation about it even

[Clydefrog]

LOL perfect

[zethren]

[NullPointer]

Maybe they found a new place to put ads.

[HollovVpo1nt]

Psh, you came all this way and gave up...

I guess you're right..














I did give up. Ltrzzz.





j/k you're right i have to stay up

[brotkasten]

Which one is the Apple spy?

[Technosteve]

I'm pretending this is an Apple Event





HYPE SET TO MAX

[JetBlackPanda]

I can't wait for the heartbroken looks on all these guys faces during the photo op.

the optimist in me hopes its fucking awesome

[Wario64]

geoff - "Line has not moved one inch in 10 minutes at #MicrosoftMysteryEvent. More updates soon!"

[MThanded]

Maybe they found a new place to put ads.

Right on the dresses. Amazing.

[SUPREME1]

Which one is the Apple spy?

The hipster who gets mad when people say hipsters only buy Apple.

[TCRS]

cnet show has started.

[Centurion]

pls MS?

[Anticitizen One]

Microsoft had a good 5-10 years to come out with a successful tablet device. iPad was announced in 2010 and now THREE years later they want to make a half ass attempt at making a tablet? lmao GTFO

[gcubed]

I'm pretending this is an Apple Event HYPE SET TO MAX

It only delivers if your an apple fan?

[derFeef]

Which one is the Apple spy?

lolz.
cnet talking! at least it's bearable now.

[Brettison]

Which one is the Apple spy?

Is this where we play a game like Where's Waldo trying to find the Apple Spy? :D

[Gary Whitta]

Is that Topolsky in front?

[LCfiner]

Which one is the Apple spy?

I don’t know how I feel about Topulsky not wearing a suit. I’m confused and need some fresh air.

[Salvor.Hardin]

Line is long, Dress is short. Is Microsoft unveiling new dress technology?

Ugh tech bloggers. Scourge of the earth.