ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
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(06-22-2012, 11:36 PM)

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Fleshlight GAF? #1

So without posting a link or pick there's a thing called the soloflesh... google it and be amazed.

There's a youtube video that isn't safe for this world.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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(06-22-2012, 11:37 PM)

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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my soloflesh
(Today, 04:36 PM)
CountAntonius
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(06-22-2012, 11:39 PM)

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#3

Too much work.

lol That youtube demo.
bjork
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(06-22-2012, 11:39 PM)
#4

$80? go take a hike!
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(06-22-2012, 11:39 PM)

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It's just like one of my japanese animes.
tapedeck
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(06-22-2012, 11:40 PM)

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Oh god...the demo vid...
ItAintEasy
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(06-22-2012, 11:40 PM)

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First post every time is so win.
DMPrince
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(06-22-2012, 11:40 PM)

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haha. the youtube link. so good.
Jesus Carbomb
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(06-22-2012, 11:42 PM)

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CountAntonius
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#10

They should make an Octoflesh.

anyone else yelling "move your hand!" at the youtube video?
CoilShot
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(06-22-2012, 11:42 PM)

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#11

that youtube video is hilarious
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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(06-22-2012, 11:43 PM)

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#12

Originally Posted by ItAintEasyBeinCheesy: View Post
So without posting a link or pick there's a thing called the soloflesh... google it and be amazed.

There's a youtube video that isn't safe for this world.
Don't be a Kevin Smith.
WARCOCK
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(06-22-2012, 11:44 PM)

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#13

Day 1.
spindashing
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(06-22-2012, 11:45 PM)

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That's the wettest I've ever seen a girl.
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(06-22-2012, 11:45 PM)

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#15

No butthole, no sale.
Funky Papa
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(06-22-2012, 11:45 PM)

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I thought it was a total POS after watching the official site, but that YouTube demo sold me.

Amazing.

Edit: Oh my god, the rocking movement.
iNvid02
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(06-22-2012, 11:46 PM)

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haha awesome

Quote:
why is our waterbill so high son?
Jack Scofield
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(06-22-2012, 11:46 PM)

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It looks I'd be fucking a water balloon.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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(06-22-2012, 11:46 PM)

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As long as the mold isn't modeled after your mom, you should be morally secure.
brianjones
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(06-22-2012, 11:46 PM)

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long live the new soloflesh
clemenx
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(06-22-2012, 11:47 PM)

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#21

o_o
Az987
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(06-22-2012, 11:47 PM)

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#22

Fleshlights are for suckers.

I just put a paper towel roll in a hole I made in the wall and vuala!

I don't even have to clean up cause it just goes behind my wall.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYMOhn0yldc


Originally Posted by Az987: View Post
Fleshlights are for suckers.

I just put a paper towel roll in a hole I made in the wall and vuala!
http://www.angelfire.com/magic/scotlass/voncosel.html
Devolution
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(06-22-2012, 11:47 PM)

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So is this how it goes?
the chris
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(06-22-2012, 11:48 PM)

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That demo video did not sell me on it at all, why would I buy this and buy a dildo to use it on?
Funky Papa
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(06-22-2012, 11:48 PM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post


So is this how it goes?
Everybody knows that Fliphole-GAF is best GAF.
LabouredSubterfuge
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(06-22-2012, 11:48 PM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post


So is this how it goes?
Swap the tags. You fear the truth.
maquiladora
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(06-22-2012, 11:49 PM)

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#28

dat video...

Proceed to checkout
CountAntonius
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#29

No way that thing would last a week.
Devolution
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(06-22-2012, 11:50 PM)

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Originally Posted by LabouredSubterfuge: View Post
Swap the tags. You fear the truth.
Oh noes.
G-Fex
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(06-22-2012, 11:51 PM)

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Megalodactyl
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(06-22-2012, 11:51 PM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post


So is this how it goes?
They're the yolk in an egg?
bubnbob
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(06-22-2012, 11:52 PM)
#33

I'd use it.
big ander
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(06-22-2012, 11:52 PM)

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Originally Posted by brianjones: View Post
long live the new soloflesh
I didn't start my day thinking I'd read up on a water balloon fake female torso, but somehow seeing a videodrome reference made within that event is more shocking
Slycoopr
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(06-22-2012, 11:52 PM)
#35

Knowing me, that shit would pop in a few days
strafer
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#36

I prefer the real deal myself.
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(06-22-2012, 11:53 PM)

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I just blow up two balloons and tape them around my fleshlight. I have to be careful to not blow them up too much or else they'll pop and wake up my grandma.
Kinyou
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(06-22-2012, 11:53 PM)

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Originally Posted by CoilShot: View Post
that youtube video is hilarious
He sure knows how to treat a dismembered lady.
Vulcano's assistant
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(06-22-2012, 11:54 PM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post


So is this how it goes?
The fleshlight circle seems a little too big, unless women also use them.
G-Fex
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(06-22-2012, 11:54 PM)

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#40

orgasm is in the brain you guys, you don't need some sort of stimulation.

Just use your imagination.
Funky Papa
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(06-22-2012, 11:55 PM)

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Originally Posted by big ander: View Post
I didn't start my day thinking I'd read up on a water balloon fake female torso, but somehow seeing a videodrome reference made within that event is more shocking
Speedymanic
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(06-22-2012, 11:55 PM)

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'my' review

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I've been meaning to post about this. I got mine just after Christmas last year. I haven't had any problems with durability or tearing like I did with solid pussy/ass toys. The interior is realistically textured and will fill any length or girth. The pressure of the water makes it super snug. The orifice has a zero diameter entry. So, its like pushing through layers of of tissue. The vagina placement is anatomically correct and is easy to access from any position. The detailing is spot on down to pores on the vulva, and a non-usable but cute anus. The best part to me is that filled with some nice warm water it realistically jiggles and slaps against you, and realistically warm. You can fill it up to life-sized with no problems as well. It fill and empties quickly and cleaning is a snap and their is a purge hole to flush it out. In use their is a strap that holds the water in and seals of the vaginal tube so you get great suction! I should also mention that you do not need to powder the Soloflesh at all the skin is not tacky at all.

The only down side is that it can't support your weight. It's not really a problem, just don't flop down on it or something. The silicone skin is pretty thick and durable. Unless you drop it on the floor from a height while full, or bump up against a sharp object you should be fine. I been "testing" mine out almost daily since I got it and will definitely be buying a back up. The company was easy to go through; great customer service and timely delivery service.
SillyEskimo
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(06-22-2012, 11:56 PM)

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#43

Best tag ever, lol
KibblesBits
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(06-22-2012, 11:57 PM)

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Originally Posted by Vulcano's assistant: View Post
The fleshlight circle seems a little too big, unless women also use them.
Hmn... wait a damn minute!
CountAntonius
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(06-22-2012, 11:58 PM)

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Originally Posted by Speedymanic: View Post
I've been meaning to post about this. I got mine just after Christmas last year. I haven't had any problems with durability or tearing like I did with solid pussy/ass toys. The interior is realistically textured and will fill any length or girth. The pressure of the water makes it super snug. The orifice has a zero diameter entry. So, its like pushing through layers of of tissue. The vagina placement is anatomically correct and is easy to access from any position. The detailing is spot on down to pores on the vulva, and a non-usable but cute anus. The best part to me is that filled with some nice warm water it realistically jiggles and slaps against you, and realistically warm. You can fill it up to life-sized with no problems as well. It fill and empties quickly and cleaning is a snap and their is a purge hole to flush it out. In use their is a strap that holds the water in and seals of the vaginal tube so you get great suction! I should also mention that you do not need to powder the Soloflesh at all the skin is not tacky at all.

The only down side is that it can't support your weight. It's not really a problem, just don't flop down on it or something. The silicone skin is pretty thick and durable. Unless you drop it on the floor from a height while full, or bump up against a sharp object you should be fine. I been "testing" mine out almost daily since I got it and will definitely be buying a back up. The company was easy to go through; great customer service and timely delivery service.
Would not bang.
James Woods
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(06-22-2012, 11:59 PM)
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This is interesting. Can we got some more impressions. Whenever I stop living in squalor I might get one of these.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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(06-23-2012, 12:01 AM)

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#47

So there's no anal with this thing. The video is a disappointment.
brianjones
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(06-23-2012, 12:01 AM)

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Originally Posted by Speedymanic: View Post
'my' review
Funky Papa
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(06-23-2012, 12:02 AM)

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Originally Posted by ReturnOfTheRAT: View Post
So there's no anal with this thing. The video is a disappointment.
But dat jiggle man.


Dat jiggle.
Bisnic
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(06-23-2012, 12:03 AM)

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I'm surprised they allow this kind of video on Youtube.

Now we're only missing fake water boobs to complete the deal for ForeveraloneGAF.