Hey guess what, your husband isn't tied up because of your stupid joke, he's using it as an excuse to get out of the house for an hour and fuck someone who isn't a goddamn moron.
Does that count as dehydrated water.
Yeah and, use something that sounds plausible god damn.
Like banana flavored Doritos or green carrots or spicy cereal or chocolate Mountain Dew SOMETHING like that, just make up a weird sounding food or a weird flavor of a product holy shit, fucking dehydrated water oh my god, I dont think anyone is that dumb.
But really, its a dumb prank, "lol made you waste time at the store!"
KING OF PRANKS.