[Professor Beef]

Why is there a July thread? There's still a full week of June left.

[Khrno]

I'm watching Twilight right now... Kane and AJ come to mind.

[SoulPlaya]

Uh oh, you just set off the SoulPlaya flare

*Runs in, out of breath* . . . . . what just happened?

Time has started to speed up. Punk and Bryan must be wrestling again.

Oh.

[G-Fex]

Except less believable.

Kane needs to at least sparkle or set himself on fire or something.

Catch her attention some more.

[Khrno]

Kane needs to at least sparkle or set himself on fire or something. Catch her attention some more.

This is all Kane needs to do.

[Ithil]

Kane needs to at least sparkle or set himself on fire or something. Catch her attention some more.

Undertaker would never let his little brother set himself on fire.

[Khrno]

Undertaker would never let his little brother set himself on fire.

Yeah, he'd catch fire himself instead.

[Mr. Luchador]

Is that really a picture of Brook Hogan?

[SoulPlaya]

Is that really a picture of Brook Hogan?

It's amazing, but Brooke Hogan seems to get uglier and uglier.

[Dragonzord]

Rainmaker in the OP? Thread redeemed.

[Mr. Luchador]

Its very scary. I wish I had such a manly jawline, and I'm nearly 28 :( I think I've just realised I'll never be able to play Batman. Or wear a Kane mask.

[Khrno]

Its very scary. I wish I had such a manly jawline, and I'm nearly 28 :( I think I've just realised I'll never be able to play Batman. Or wear a Kane mask.

Nevermind that, If you have facial hair then be a man.

[Aiii]

So the last Raw of June. Cena has a big announcement and last year this Raw ended with Punk's shoot promo.

This cannot end well, can it?

[SoulPlaya]

So the last Raw of June. Cena has a big announcement and last year this Raw ended with Punk's shoot promo. This cannot end well, can it?

I expect AJ to propose to Kane.

[Mr. Luchador]

Cena is going to shoot on bean breath, KOG, plywood and Beef. He'll go on to announce that only he can make OP for Wressle-GAF.

[Aiii]

You know, it might have something to do with Punk, maybe Cena will present him the new belt.

[Khrno]

Cena is going to shoot on bean breath, KOG, plywood and Beef. He'll go on to announce that only he can make OP for Wressle-GAF.

Does that mean that Cena's GAF username is Mr. Sam!?

[jobber]

the fuck


it's june

fuck these premature ejaculation threads

[G-Fex]

the fuck it's june fuck these premature ejaculation threads

That's just me.

Cena is going to shoot on bean breath, KOG, plywood and Beef. He'll go on to announce that only he can make OP for Wressle-GAF.

Well I'm going to top Cena and shoot on Wrasslegaf tonight on the streaming show (No longer NWA)

[Khrno]

That's just me.

[Sokantish]

Man, you people need to stop posting in both threads!

[Mr. Luchador]

Man, you people need to stop posting in both threads!

[Khrno]

Man, you people need to stop posting in both threads!

[Sokantish]

I mean "wrestling fans"... or should I say wrestling "fans"?

Get it? Because everyone hates to watch Monday Night RAW every Monday!

[SuperMalo]

I seriously thought it was July for a second.

[Khrno]

It's just G-Fex blowing his load too early.

[G-Fex]

It's just G-Fex blowing his load too early.

Drawing a card too soon before my turn?

[IdreamofHIME]

You know, it might have something to do with Punk, maybe Cena will present him the new belt.

Then beat him for it next week.

[A Pretty Panda]

Drawing a card too soon before my turn?

Calling the zords before the monster turns giant.

[Keyser Soze]

Let's go July!

Yeeeeeeeea....

FUCK IT :/

[G-Fex]

Let's go July! Yeeeeeeeea.... FUCK IT :/

Word.

Life.

[ZeroRay]

Good OP, KOG, good OP.

[SoulPlaya]

My prediction is that AJ will screw over Punk at MITB. Bryan wins title, then Cena cashes in on Bryan soon afterwards. Punk wins #1 contender's match, and we get Punk/Cena at SS.

[McNei1y]

I can't wait for the month of 'AJ'uly.

[DMczaf]

It sucks that we have the power to move ahead into the future, but we can't go back into the past.

April 1997 Wrasslin |OT| When you lose you're a jobber, when you win you're Bret Hart.

[Keyser Soze]

My prediction is that AJ will screw over Punk at NWO. Bryan wins title, then Cena cashes in on Bryan soon afterwards. Punk wins #1 contender's match, and we get Punk/Cena at SS.

I cannot see that happening @ NWO. In fact, I know it won't.

[SoulPlaya]

I cannot see that happening @ NWO. In fact, I know it won't.

LOL

Blah, it's all the same!

[Ithil]

My prediction is that AJ will screw over Punk at MITB. Bryan wins title, then Cena cashes in on Bryan soon afterwards. Punk wins #1 contender's match, and we get Punk/Cena at SS.

Which shits on Bryan, and also makes the whole buildup with AJ pointless since it's undone a second later.

Sounds extremely plausible.

[A Pretty Panda]

I can't wait for the month of 'AJ'uly.

Booooooo

[SoulPlaya]

Which shits on Bryan, and also makes the whole buildup with AJ pointless since it's undone a second later. Sounds extremely plausible.

Watch them then do Kane/Bryan at SS. LOL!

[Ithil]

Watch them then do Kane/Bryan at SS. LOL!

And Kane wins because lol.

[SoulPlaya]

And Kane wins because lol.

I tell you, it's amazing. They will literally destroy the best angles, end pushes, destroy any interest that people have in others, all for the sake of Cena. Wow.

[SoulPlaya]

I just noticed the Kane & AJ Alliance plug at the end, KOG.

The Alliance lives, and will prosper!

[G-Fex]

I just noticed the Kane & AJ Alliance plug at the end, KOG. The Alliance lives, and will prosper!

it's kinda broken up now since uh....Kane dumped her

[Dragonzord]

MVP got a better harem than Cener

[G-Fex]

Well that's cause he's MVP.

I'm pretty sure most ladies have Cena nough of John.

[McNei1y]

I'm pretty sure most ladies have Cena nough of John.

I will ruuuuule you

[G-Fex]

I will ruuuuule you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZVwhVTNTo

[Dragonzord]

I remember that shitty spiky haircut from the 90s/early 2000s. I don't know that I've seen it since then.

[Khrno]

http://www.abload.de/img/329623906be2iw.jpg MVP got a better harem than Cener