[bangladesh]

''Everything happens for a reason''

*48 likes*

Comments:

True..

Makes sense.

Agreed.

[Sanky Panky]

I use it for quick news updates from news outlets I like, but damn if it didn't go to shit with every attention whoring business/person is now craving for some Likes

Press Like if you agree!

[JJDinomite]

Prepare to ragequit.













FUCK YOU ASSHOLES WHO POST THIS SHIT. I mean, seriously. Being only 18 years old, I have plenty of friends who are still underclassmen in high school, or just randomly added me. I see this crap practically every day. I want to personally castrate every motherfucker who posts these abominations. This is their perception of love? I mean, fuck. Everything from the shitty font to the 10-second photoshop job on the stock pictures makes me want to vomit.

Thank you, OP, thank you.

[salva]

Prepare to ragequit. [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwit94El6H1qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtsah1WUs1qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6574nfPq1qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6b95scBeJ1qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63r0yjGZ71qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63r1igVpL1qg9kfqo1_500.jpg[/IM] FUCK YOU ASSHOLES WHO POST THIS SHIT. I mean, seriously. Being only 18 years old, I have plenty of friends who are still underclassmen in high school, or just randomly added me. I see this crap practically every day. I want to personally castrate every motherfucker who posts these abominations. This is their perception of love? I mean, fuck. Everything from the shitty font to the 10-second photoshop job on the stock pictures makes me want to vomit. Thank you, OP, thank you.

I just saw this HpLyrikz's facebook and he look like a total cuntbag.

[Majine]

Lik dis if u cry evertim.

[JJDinomite]

More material:



No. No. No. No.



So this is why guys get put in the friendzone.



I'm interested in seeing all 5973 teenager posts.



11. You can't spell the fucking word "you".



Until your family dies.



False. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure many men find you ugly.

[ghostofsparta]

Hmm....really puts things into perspective.

[salva]

You're killing me, JJD.

[DarkLegion]

I was just on Facebook before I came here and I saw like 6 of the images posted here a few minutes ago.

Also what's up with those people who post something like "Can I get a like if you think blah blah blah" and in the comments they'll say "Like this post for 500 friend requests! :000" and it has insane numbers of likes. Are those likes some fake edit or should I feel really horrible about the amount of people who like those?

[Seraphinianus]

i can breathe with my tongue out


"MANY ARE THOSE THAT CANNOT BREATHE WITH THEIR TONGUE OUT, BUT AT LEAST SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS"

[Sp3eD]

It goes in waves like any meme on the Internet anywhere. Remember a couple months ago when there were pictures all over fb that said "this person blah blah blah" and pointed to your picture. Same thing.

[SuperAndroid17]

whats up with those accounts? are they bots?

"Like this if you agree!"


wtf is that shit

[whitehawk]

Just saw these recently.

[Vampire Baseball]

Just saw these recently.

[defectivelasagna]

[Error]

I think that's not as bad as mirror pics.

[IceCold]

I have a chick in facebook that keeps posting this crap. I ended up removing her from my update feed since it was driving me mad.


This was the type of shit I had to put up with:

etc.

[PlayDat]

Would much rather see one of these than those gross pics of mutilated animals and dying kids. I just wish my friends had more respect for my newsfeed. I've been unsubscribing from way more of my friends since Facebook started doing this, but now it moves so slowly that I hardly ever log in.

[judhudson]

Out of all of the ones I have seen, by far this has been my most favorite one:

[blame space]

do you guys like the amazing atheist

[MuddyDonut]

do you guys like the amazing atheist

Nope

"gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....) lik this if u crai evrytaim"

I miss these Myspace images, they were hilarious and I am saddened by their absence.

[Cptkrush]

"gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....) lik this if u crai evrytaim"

nothing beats the audio recording
http://audioboo.fm/boos/447591-i-wil...-you-five-ever

[SeanR1221]

Taken from my news feed today.





Ok, this one was pretty great.

[JJDinomite]

My love for this thread is directly proportional to my hatred for Facebook.

[Eschaton]

Them god damn fake eCards about being a bitchy woman with 80+ replies along the lines "BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GURL SO TRUE LOL TXKS FOR THE LAUGHS LOLOL"

[Quick]

Quick Likes This.

On that note, I see this shit a lot. I don't mind them half the time, but goddamn it for the rest. I have one friend specifically that's been bitching about everything by quoting all this stuff about relationships and "getting over it", and clearly she hasn't. I'm pretty close to unsubscribing to her feed.

It isn't as bad on Twitter, but it's still bad. There's that "I respect women" guy that a few of my female friends retweet, and it's the dumbest shit I've seen.

[WinoMcCougarstein]

That and those stupid e-cards. I fucking hate those.

Edit: I see they were already mentioned.

Vague booking is my ultimate pet peeve though. Such attention seeking behavior.

[Cosmic Dreams]

[Plywood]

omg

it has ILY

i cry everytim

[nateeasy]

Taken from my news feed today. Ok, this one was pretty great.

Just shared it thanks

[Gooster]

My Facebook feed lately is mostly an influx of 9gag memes, ecards, and reshares of whatever George Takei posted that day. Then it's people complaining about work or, in one girl's case, a constant need to remind herself she's great (via the use of ecards and the like) because she probably has low self esteem.

[Klaymator14]

Fam(ILY) ends with "I LOVE YOU"

and

Fri(END) ends with "EXTREMELY NAKED DOG"

[Speevy]

This thread is why I don't like young people.

[Zekes!]

It isn't as bad on Twitter, but it's still bad. There's that "I respect women" guy that a few of my female friends retweet, and it's the dumbest shit I've seen.

Yup, shit like that bugs the fuck outta me. I follow my teenage cousin on Twitter, not knowing it was going to be a ton of retweets of that, and other general teenage girl shit. It's kind of sad, and extremely unsurprising, that young girls buy in to that faux-romanticism shit.

[S.Dedalus]

I know they've been mentioned a few times, but can someone post the images (I think there might be two or three) that some GAFfer posted several months back where it's like a picture of wedding rings, but the text is a definition of aluminum, or like, something about whales? I love those, but I didn't save them :/

#YOLO

[XiaNaphryz]

Just saw these recently.

Needs a picture of Tupac in the background of the quote smiling.

[balddemon]

nothing beats the audio recording http://audioboo.fm/boos/447591-i-wil...-you-five-ever

jordanlaughing.gif

[Sean]

Yup, shit like that bugs the fuck outta me. I follow my teenage cousin on Twitter, not knowing it was going to be a ton of retweets of that, and other general teenage girl shit. It's kind of sad, and extremely unsurprising, that young girls buy in to that faux-romanticism shit.

You can follow someone on Twitter while also disabling all their retweets from showing in your timeline. I just found out about that a few months ago and has made Twitter much more enjoyable.

[Tence]

[Mister Negative]

What I really hate are those facebook pages that are some 15 year old with a nickname as their real name that posts shit like "Like this status if you see the trick in this picture!"

They all seem so similar, too...It's creepy.

[flippedb]

Oh? [img]Inspirational-Jenna-Jameson-quote.jpg[/img]

ROFL great!

Post'd on facebook

[oatmeal]

The worst is when someone posts a quote and put their name after...they're quoting themselves.

Want to put cyanide in their mouth.

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Why do you guys have them on your facebook or not block their feeds? I really don't get the hatred for something you could stop and never have to see ever again. So weird.

[Monocle]

Lik dis if u cry evertim.

tank u majnei my dad had cancre than i showd him ur post

+1 4 savign my dads lyfe

[Kinyou]

Until your family dies.

Hus(band)

If you marry him he'll start a Jazz band

Friend(ship)

It's a ship

[SmithnCo]

Fa(ther)
Mo(ther)
Bro(ther)

They end in ther because ther always ther for you

Fuck sisters

[Prezhulio]

you think these are annoying?

i have a homosexual friend who must go around liking every shirtless dude on the planet because they invade my "subscribe to" column everytime i go on facebook.

luckily, i go on facebook all of once a week but it's still facepalming right off the bat every damn time. no, i don't want to subscribe to your dick pics.

[btkadams]

The worst is when someone posts a quote and put their name after...they're quoting themselves. Want to put cyanide in their mouth.

haha i have never seen this.

you think these are annoying? i have a homosexual friend who must go around liking every shirtless dude on the planet because they invade my "subscribe to" column everytime i go on facebook. luckily, i go on facebook all of once a week but it's still facepalming right off the bat every damn time. no, i don't want to subscribe to your dick pics.

i can say the same thing (well, opposite i suppose) about a couple of my straight guy friends.

[666]

Crap friends do crap things. Only allow updated from "close friends". Simple.

[Prezhulio]

haha i have never seen this. i can say the same thing (well, opposite i suppose) about a couple of my straight guy friends.

yeah, i guess that sounds pretty insensitive, sorry.

if it was a bunch of "subscribe to" scantily clad girls lighting up the side of my feed i would still be rolling my eyes, but less so. i can't help it :(