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JJDinomite · (06-30-2012, 03:14 AM)

Where do people find all these super cheesy Drake quotes? I'd like to know. I mean, I doubt he's said half the things in those stupid pictures, but still. Twitter updates? Magazine articles? They've got to be from somewhere.

esai · (06-30-2012, 03:24 AM)

Because Yolo.

But seriously, my stream is the same. Mostly girls who can't seem to get their shit together.

Jipan · 03:56 AM

From two "friends" on my FB feed (these things do suck OP):

A chick's status update:

Quote:

A dude's status update (love the excellent use of grammar in this one):

Quote:

MisterNoisy · (06-30-2012, 04:02 AM)

This is the result of giving internet access to people that don't need internet access. I mostly blame Apple/Google. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone needs to have their voice heard - when they do make it heard, this shit is the result.

I hope you're happy with yourselves. :P

JJDinomite · (07-01-2012, 06:07 AM)

I feel like this thread needs more love. I must be the only one.

Bernbaum · (07-01-2012, 06:29 AM)

Hahahaha!

zeitgeist · (07-01-2012, 06:30 AM)

I really hate the secular ones which are usually pretty bitchy.

I also hate how the only ones who post the images about people/humanity being stupid are essentially the idiots that are the target of these pictures.

blame space · (07-01-2012, 06:31 AM)

Quote:

i can't even figure out the basics of what this means.

JJDinomite · (07-01-2012, 06:33 AM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

i can't even figure out the basics of what this means.

Fucking tight right now someone you used my debit card and went and spend all my money FUCK

SmithnCo · (07-01-2012, 06:41 AM)

Originally Posted by JJDinomite:

Fucking tight right now someone you used my debit card and went and spend all my money FUCK

Angry emoticons! A bomb emoticon! FUCKKKK

choodi · (07-01-2012, 06:48 AM)

I have really noticed the increase in this lately, but I guess it beats the links to crazy religious videos and conspiracy theories that one of my "friends" posts.

JJDinomite · (07-01-2012, 06:51 AM)

Hit like if you're not racist <3

PigSpeakers · (07-01-2012, 06:59 AM)

Originally Posted by JJDinomite:

Hit like if you're not racist <3

I thought this was like, a stack of flapjacks at first.

Darkmakaimura · (07-01-2012, 07:11 AM)

I've seriously considered closing up my Facebook and going all Twitter at least partially due to the abundance of memes and "inspirational" quotes. I'm so sick of them all, especially the Star Wars one's that I'm about to puke. In fact, I'm beginning to hate Star Wars in part thanks to this and I love Star Wars. :\

At least Twitter has stupid but "funnier" shit like Bored Ghost.

If I want legitimately funny memes and GIFs, I'll come here to GAF.

JDSN · 07:22 AM

Share this thread or you are racist!

For Español-Age, heres a funny sequence on my feed.

Yeah, she is a complete slut

Why would you do that? · (07-01-2012, 07:52 AM)

Originally Posted by JJDinomite:

Hit like if you're not racist <3

1) I love how someone just used the paint bucket tool on a JPEG compressed image and tried to pass it off like it's cool. lol

2) No love for the black women. :(

GrizzNKev · (07-01-2012, 07:58 AM)

Originally Posted by JJDinomite:

My girlfriend uses tumblr obsessively. Now I know where she gets all of this bullshit garbage that she tries to live her life by and repeat to me. She even wrote one on her window and has another as her phone lock screen. Shit.

Riggs · (07-01-2012, 08:02 AM)

Originally Posted by GrizzNKev:

My girlfriend uses tumblr obsessively. Now I know where she gets all of this bullshit garbage that she tries to live her life by and repeat to me. She even wrote one on her window and has another as her phone lock screen. Shit.

Oh man lol.

Also that mickey picture, fucking professional!

Riggs · (07-01-2012, 08:06 AM)

so this hplyrikz guy? Yeah that's him on the right.

Zekes! · (07-01-2012, 08:08 AM)

Originally Posted by GrizzNKev:

My girlfriend uses tumblr obsessively. Now I know where she gets all of this bullshit garbage that she tries to live her life by and repeat to me. She even wrote one on her window and has another as her phone lock screen. Shit.

sounds like grounds for a break-up buddy *pats on the back*

bangai-o · (07-01-2012, 08:21 AM)

what are some deep neogaf quotes. do them with the big letters and artsy pic.

exYle · (07-01-2012, 08:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Riggs:

so this hplyrikz guy? Yeah that's him on the right.

At first glance, I thought the shirt on the left said "dicks"

CountAntonius · (07-01-2012, 08:36 AM)

It has caused me to unsubscribe to a lot of people.

dhatt1 · (07-01-2012, 08:44 AM)

Stabby McSter · (07-01-2012, 09:21 AM)

All this stuff reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/CQuR8LVKhUE

LadyRiven · (07-01-2012, 09:38 AM)

Aiko Heiwa · (07-01-2012, 09:46 AM)

Originally Posted by DarkLegion:

Also what's up with those people who post something like "Can I get a like if you think blah blah blah" and in the comments they'll say "Like this post for 500 friend requests! :000" and it has insane numbers of likes. Are those likes some fake edit or should I feel really horrible about the amount of people who like those?

I fucking hate those. It's worse when it's like a guy who lost his arm in a war or a kid who has cancer.

"LIKE if u think this person is strong and brave" and then in the comment section "WANT 2000 FRIEND REQUESTS? SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE ME!"

Roger Danish · (07-01-2012, 09:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Eidan:

At least the "This is what my friends/parents/teachers/spouse think I do. This is what I really do" meme died off. THAT was obnoxious.

gimmmick · (07-01-2012, 10:20 AM)

Originally Posted by Roger Danish:

Lol

I usually get a lot of these e cards on facebook... yet again a bunch of my friends are family members are the older crowd (college grads around the ages of 26 - 40).

CielTynave · (07-01-2012, 10:31 AM)

Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire:

I made this a while ago for my status:

LOL I need to use this

Bomber Bob · (07-01-2012, 11:10 AM)

Originally Posted by Roger Danish:

This is actually clever.

Bravo!

coolcole93 · (07-01-2012, 11:52 AM)

Apparently it was the anniversary of MJ's death a week ago or something. For an entire day, pretty much my entire Facebook feed was of the same girl posting inspirational MJ quotes and pictures of him. It was pretty damn creepy and obsessive.

Quote:

Best of all is her profile picture:

She even posted about 5 statuses with song lyrics she'd written for MJ. I can't wait to see what she does for his next anniversary...

SquiddyCracker · (07-01-2012, 12:12 PM)

Aiko Heiwa · (07-01-2012, 12:15 PM)

Originally Posted by SquiddyBiscuit:

I weep.

CountAntonius · (07-01-2012, 12:22 PM)

A nice one for father's Day...

SpacePirate Ridley · (07-01-2012, 12:55 PM)

Meh, is worst in Spain were the majority of people only paste their whole facebook with, copied from other shitty sites, political jokes to be funny and hate their country.
Of course our politicians are shit, but you dont have to remind me every fucking hour with your idiot fucking "I like" cult of followers. And the worst, they are isulting other people that dont have their same beliefs, and the irony is that they call for liberty of expression and shit like that in their posts. I dont even mind of football, but you fuckers dont have to call people idiots because they like it and want to have a great time, even if its small, but you think you are more intelligent than them. PRO TIP: You arent.
Why dont you post what are you doing with your fucking life (oh wait, you are surfing the web, wasting your life, looking for more shitty political jokes and anti spain propaganda), I would vastly prefer that.

I dont even use facebook anymore, just to send private messages to friends when im at home.

KAOz · (07-01-2012, 01:00 PM)

Originally Posted by SquiddyBiscuit:

liek dis if u cry evertim

InvincibleAgent · (07-01-2012, 01:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Aiko Heiwa:

I weep.

I've wept enough tears for the likes of that, I'm all out

Fudgepuppy · (07-01-2012, 01:28 PM)

This thread is killing me.

Don't know if it's from the laughing or the crying though...

I have a younger cousin on FB that constantly changes her name and that likes everything.

Like half of my feed is shit that she likes, comments or uploads.

Cpt.Underpants · (07-01-2012, 01:48 PM)

You have no idea

Quote:

Also, do you guys thank people for liking your post? I don't get it

Kinyou · (07-01-2012, 01:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Cpt.Underpants:

You have no idea

Also, do you guys thank people for liking your post? I don't get it

Woah there. Is that Jesus making out with a minor?

Linius · 02:09 PM

This thread is golden.

Was this one posted yet?

Dany M · (07-01-2012, 02:16 PM)

What the fuck.

This one makes no sense, at all.

sprsk · (07-01-2012, 02:21 PM)

Bumper stickers facebook style.

Nothing I hate seeing on my feed more than shit like this:

Stumpokapow · (07-01-2012, 02:27 PM)

why do these people watermark their images

that's so vain. "my insight is so amazing, i deserve CREDIT for it"

NervousXtian · 02:50 PM

This works better.

justjohn · (07-01-2012, 03:00 PM)

That Marilyn Monroe one is the worst.Something "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" and almost every girl was posting it.

justjohn · (07-01-2012, 03:14 PM)

Originally Posted by judhudson:

Out of all of the ones I have seen, by far this has been my most favorite one:

Love this actually

Jason's Ultimatum · (07-01-2012, 03:15 PM)

OP is complaining about FB users posting annoying pictures with annoying quotes? LULZ.

This is why I don't have FB.

sc0la · (07-01-2012, 03:26 PM)

It's because Facebook is just the Internet inside the Internet. it is evolving through all the dumb shit people did in the early Internet and email at an accelerated pace.

Chain letters
Urban legends
image macros
next will be gifs as soon as Facebook allows it

They had the added benefit of cat videos from the beginning though. That was like giving tv to the caveman before he invented the wheel.