[S.Dedalus]

2) No love for the black women. :(

The black hand IS a woman's! Like this and share if you support gay rights!!

[JJDinomite]

The black hand IS a woman's! Like this and share if you support gay rights!!

Scroll down if u hate gay people you heartless bastard. You are clearly homophobic if you don't like and share this

Also, don't certain pages get revenue off of ads? Maybe I'm wrong, but that could explain why all these douchebags post "inspirational" stuff like this, expecting people to visit their page or something. Maybe that could explain all this nonsense?

[&Divius]

I have unsubscribed from roughly 40% of my facebook friends. Mostly people who share stuff like this or typical facebook girls who complain all the time.

[Eggplant Wizard]

"X shared Ayn Rand's status."

Mostly I'm just amused how quickly people will latch on to other people's "thoughts" (called so charitably), but it's distressing how often I see chain images with racist or sexist undertones. Please stop throwing critiques of "gangster life" or "how women act" in my face, thanks.

[dragonelite]

So BF is a GF or BF stands for best friend so confused.

[V_Arnold]

Some of the pictures posted in bunches (the tumblr ones) are amazing.
You know that something is not right when you see a positive message and then decide to rage about it. I mean, what the hell. THAT is real dedication.

Dedication to stay frustrated. Good job.

[Blablurn]

this one made me laugh today... i mean.. will smith, guys!

[mj1108]

So BF is a GF or BF stands for best friend so confused.

If it's her boyfriend....that means her boyfriend has ovaries.

[Zeppu]

If it's her boyfriend....that means her boyfriend has ovaries.

had

Removing one's ovaries is always fatal anyway.

[shagg_187]

What the fuck. This one makes no sense, at all.

He even put up his phone number LOL!!

[Darkmakaimura]

[JJDinomite]

LOLOL THEIRS A BABY WITH HIZ HAND UP

[CountAntonius]

People are fucking cheesy.

[shadowsdarknes]

Why don't people understand that Facebook is what you make it. Your Facebook friends didn't magically approve themselves for gods sake.

Not so simple. I wouldn't necessarily want to defriend certain people on my facebook even if they are occasionally posting bad memes.

[Ronin]

[jamesinclair]

I blame the Brazilians. Because it's all my Brazilian friends who are the ones doing this on FB. Well, they do it more than the American ones, anyway.

This is true, they've brought all their Orkut crap with them

[salva]

Oh man, these girl who keeps posting those lame ass hplyrikz pictures has one of those picture as her cover photo. The funniest part is that although she posts all these relationship quotes, she's never been in an actual relationship.

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Ha.

[Andrew54]

Not so simple. I wouldn't necessarily want to defriend certain people on my facebook even if they are occasionally posting bad memes.

I defriend people for posting stupid stuff on facebook all the damn time haha. I'm a cyberbu//y :( </33

[Mr. Sandman]

You know what I do to people on my friends list who post these pictures non-stop?

Go to their profile

Hover over the Friends button, let the drop down menu appear

Under Show In News Feed click Settings

Uncheck Photos and anything else you don't want to see anymore....but mainly Photos

Cleans up your newsfeed nicely.

[Darkmakaimura]

... And other pictures comparing Jesus to the universal healthcare. The ironic part is seeing friends who are atheists posting this. Annoying and hypocritical.

[Backwards Marathon]

Like if you remember this!

Like if you love your mom!

I need to go on another defriending spree

[WinoMcCougarstein]

Saw this one today:


Of course, the person that posted it never looked anything close to the girl in that picture. That was an instant unsubscribe. Just like anyone that posts about religion, politics or abortion. You are instantly unsubscribed no matter which side of the argument you are on.

[mj1108]

I made this a while ago for my status:

Just posted this on mine. There's 3 or 4 people on my timeline who seem to love to "Like" every inspirational/funny picture update, hence it shits up the entire feed.

[MC Safety]

Oh, you took a picture of your lunch? Fascinating.

[Rash]

Oh, you took a picture of your lunch? Fascinating.

Yeah. Going back to my earlier post, this shit really annoys me. Maybe even more than the inspirational quotes/pics.

And this morning, someone posted a pic of their Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee, via Instagram!

Again, I'm fine if the food is in some way out of the ordinary for the person. Or if it's the first big meal they've ever prepared. Or if it's a home made and decorated birthday cake. Food items like these are okay to take pictures of. But I'm pretty sure no one on the entire planet is interested in what your lunch sandwich looks like.

When you picture someone actually taking out their camera phone in a restaurant and hovering over their food with it to take a photo, it seems even sillier.

[teruterubozu]

*You are already dead* would be every other pic if GAF transformed into Facebook.

[Snuggler]

This one makes me want to blow my brains out:

[Stet]

Saw this one today: Of course, the person that posted it never looked anything close to the girl in that picture. That was an instant unsubscribe. Just like anyone that posts about religion, politics or abortion. You are instantly unsubscribed no matter which side of the argument you are on.

Stretch marks are serious business.

[jmdajr]

Yeah it is out of control

FYI I have posted pictures of my food. It has be be something out of the ordinary though, and it's not even a fancy place or chain.
It's usually some great food I find at some mom & pop joint. Hey I get exited when I find good authentic tacos and such! I'm sorry...

But yeah I'm not much into the quotes or copy and pasting other people's ideas/posts. If you can't take the time to write your own thoughts... no likes from me.
I don't get angry or anything though.

I don't mind news stories/videos. My friends often put up stuff I have not seen.

[Bomber Bob]

People are fucking cheesy.

Totally cheesy

[Fari]

Most of these seem to be trying to make people feel less shitty about themselves and their lives.

They might be stupid and annoying, but I can see the appeal.

[DrAndonuts]

Your.

[jmdajr]

Most of these seem to be trying to make people feel less shitty about themselves and their lives. They might be stupid and annoying, but I can see the appeal.

Can't have a whole world filled with Chandler Bing's..
I'm sure GAF has plenty of glass half full folks, but most are half empty.

[Stumpokapow]

Most of these seem to be trying to make people feel less shitty about themselves and their lives. They might be stupid and annoying, but I can see the appeal.

unearned emotional response

[Snuggler]

dammit

[JokerOfSpades]

dammit

Blagh.

[Christopher]

Life is so much better without facebook everyone, trust me.

[clemenx]

Life is so much better without facebook everyone, trust me.

This times infinity.

The only downside is not looking at hot pictures of chicks who added you and you don't know who they are.

[Pkm]

Lately, besides the damn inspirational pics, people have been posting 2 types of pics that are killing me..

One is the 'Dont blame pitbulls, blame the owners!"
and the other is "Dont judge me by my tattoos!"

Basically those too types of "messages" set to different pics and worded differently each time.

[deejay8595]

This thread is golden. Was this one posted yet?

I'm crying over here lol!!!

[-PXG-]

You have lame friends.

Facebook is reverting back to My Space , inch by inch .

Life is so much better without facebook everyone, trust me.

Cosigned

[agrajag]

I always enjoy the memes that Online Alarm Clock post.

[Erasus]

You have lame friends.

This. I rearly get "internet" stuff on my feed. Its mostly irl pics and chats

[Gorillaz]

Don't know how and when that shit caught on but damn the pictures piss me off.

[.GqueB.]

My recent favorite:

[Darkmakaimura]

Life is so much better without facebook everyone, trust me.

One of the only reasons I have left for keeping mine is that I run a page. If you close your Facebook, you can no longer do that. So, is one able to somehow keep a page yet disable your personal account?

Edit: I guess I've been lucky in the sense nobody posts these Hyplyrkiz shit. In fact, I've never heard of them. Is this mostly a teen thing or something? Probably explains why I don't see them being me and most of my friends are in their late 30's and mid 40's.

[TomcatTheLion]

My timeline is cluttered with them all the damn time.

I've seen this too many times:

[Tenks]

This forever alone dude I used to work with constantly shares these stupid ass pictures. Most of the time they're things that would really hit home strongly with a 13 year old girl. Everytime he posts one I want to reply with the seal saying "GAAAAAAAAAAAY." But he's a nice guy IRL so I don't fuck with him.

[Stet]

Life is so much better without facebook everyone, trust me.

Sounds more like life is better without these friends. I never get this crap.