[Joe Molotov]

GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.

[Yoshichan]

"Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?"

What the fuck?

[Zampano]

Eat some pizza?

[Cat Party]

I definitely laughed and I hope OP understands it is a funny story.

[FoxSpirit]

GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.

Wait, wait... did we share a mind ten minutes ago?? O_o

[soepje]

After reading OP´s terrifying story i decided to take the stairs today.. I almost tripped, so i screamed all the way down.. I almost died :(.

[Az987]

I've almost died a couple of times but never as close as this.

Damn, OP, you might wanna get some trauma concealing because you're probably gonna be scared for life.

[BankaiZaraki]

To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.

[Joates]

To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.

Do tell.

[Lord Error]

It's funny how easily brain is fooled with fake motion like that. Nothing even approaching OP's scary experience, but I know a couple of times I was freaked out when parking, and just as I was coming to a complete stop, the car next to me would start slowly backing up... what a mind screw up that is, you're pressing the brake like crazy and feel like your car is still moving ahead, just about to hit the car in front of you... then a moment later you feel like a complete idiot.

[Plywood]

I laughed, sorry OP.

[SquiddyCracker]

To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.

Near death or believed to be near death?
There's a crucial difference between the two.

[mac]

I hope the night auditor finds the tape and plays it at all work gatherings, over and over and over. . .

[Crunched]

GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.

Was it something we said?

[daviyoung]

What's with all the screaming?

[soepje]

What are the usual duties for a security guard? Do they actually have to step in, or just observe it from a safe distance and report it?

OP, i think you just need a vacation, some time to relax :).

[Kinyou]

Near death or believed to be near death? There's a crucial difference between the two.

He was punched in the face by a man now dead

[Tunavi]

During the 3rd week of freshman year in college a few years ago, I was skating at night with my friend. He wasnt very good and we were on the sidewalk of a busy street. He rolled over a little crack in the sidewalk and fell out into the street. A car was 3 inches from running over his head. I almost saw my friend die in front of me. We freaked out about how he should have died.

Whenever I see him now, I tell him how he's on his "extra life." lol

[SunhiLegend]

[equap]

To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.

you lost power in the house?
you ran a yellow light?
you drove through a "bad" neighborhood?
you had to change a tire on the highway?
you had explosive diarrhea?
you lost cellphone signal?

[sonikokaruto]

I actually expected a lot more.

Sorry you got scared dude *hugs*

[Kinyou]

[jett]

hahahaa i thought of the same thing when I read this shit

[Neki]

you're too good LOL

[soepje]

Awesome!!

[Wes]

Amazing.

[Arjen]

I hardly ever laugh out loud on stuff on the web, but this had me in tears.
Amazing

[Meier]

The thread title and actual OP are a little bit off from reality, but I know how off-putting that feeling can be. Glad it wasn't anything notable.

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/neardeath1r6kct.gif[IMG]

Bahaha, amazing as always Sunhi. I can't wait to relive the Olympics thanks to you. :D

[BankaiZaraki]

Thread over. Lmao.

My near death experiences-1)car flipped over in a ditch when I was a newborn. 2) car was t-boned going 45 mph in the passenger side while I was sitting in the backseat passenger side(I was like 5). 3)lost control of my car in Washington State going from an on ramp onto I-5.

[Bboy AJ]

I'm laughing out loud at the OP. This is great. Just the thought of you screaming bloody murder in an elevator that's standing still while the night auditor hears your death rattle and thinks wtf is the best. The night auditor sounds like a hilarious guy, too.

What a great story. Thanks.

[Sentry]

:lol :lol Your tag keeps justifying itself.

[Vivalaraza]

Sunhi I doth my cap to you.

[TheJollyCorner]

Thread over. Lmao. My near death experiences-1)car flipped over in a ditch when I was a newborn. 2) car was t-boned going 45 mph in the passenger side while I was sitting in the backseat passenger side(I was like 5). 3)lost control of my car in Washington State going from an on ramp onto I-5.

Sounds like the reaper...


....is just a step behind you.

[Az]

Suhni
killing threads since '09

[Vulcano's assistant]

When Sunhi baptises a thread, it is a sight to behold.

[BankaiZaraki]

Okay I've been on my phone with Gaf this whole time and this is the first time on the computer since yesterday...whats with red tagging I and almost lmao

[Uncompromisable]

Elevators are technically made to never drop. They can get stuck, the doors can close on you and rip your arms off, but they can't fall.

[cheststrongwell]

I was fucking around and got my arm stuck in a Holiday Inn elevator when I was a kid. It kept trying to go up. Had to wiggle my arm around to stop it. Finally pulled it out. Scarey ass shit and I will not hold an elevator for anyone because of it. My little sisters screams were awful.

P.S. Sack up OP.

[Greenhowse]

I'm still trembling in fear and scared shitless. My brain is scattered and all I can think about were the images that were seared into my brain as I thought I was going to die. I was delivering recepits to rooms at a hotel. I work security and I was filling in for someone else. I was on the 4th floor and pushed the button for the 5th floor in the elevator. As soon as the door closed, the elevator shook very violently like the cables had just been cut. I screamed out in horror as I felt like I was plummeting 4 stories to my certain death. As that was happening, images began burning into my eyes like my death and my family. I screamed more because I wanted to live. I wanted to see my baby boy again. The night auditor heard my screams and yells for help. His response "Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?" The elevator never moved a floor but the way it jerked and shooked had me fooled. I can't take loud banging noises or anything like that. I'm weirded out like something is following me. One of my employees banged on the security window to let him in and I couldn't contain myself...I yelled and screamed again. GAF...I'm severely scared...what should I do?

Assuming you've never had this experience before, and considering his other comments to you, fuck that guy.

Your response to what you thought was your impending doom is...mostly understandable assuming you've never had this experience. Very dramatic to be sure. Even the last couple sentences of your post.

[Bboy AJ]

Assuming you've never had this experience before, and considering his other comments to you, fuck that guy. Your response to what you thought was your impending doom is...mostly understandable assuming you've never had this experience. Very dramatic to be sure. Even the last couple sentences of your post.

That guy had no idea what was going on. All he thought was this fool is screaming like hell in an elevator for no good reason.

[shagg_187]

Can't get quoted enough. Sunhi, don't ever change.

[DJMicLuv]

Sunhi, your diligent efforts to provide the lols on GAF, not only in the F1-thread but wherever there are lols to be had is to be commended.

You, sir, are nothing short of an artist.

[NomarTyme]

Wow.... well at least you can laugh it off in decade or so!

SunhiLegend LMAO you're fucking legend. Never forget.

[Riggs]

Am I only one that feels bad for OP? Rofl fucking gaf and dat heart. Funny thread though.

[Nabs]

damn son

[Sentry]

Am I only one that feels bad for OP? Rofl fucking gaf and dat heart. Funny thread though.

There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny. :p

[RBH]

Holy shit.

[ErasureAcer]

I have Cutting Crew's "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" stuck in my head from this thread.

[Riggs]

There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny. :p

So true man, hell I would put it at 85%. Gaf, buncha bad ass's.

[DimmuBurgerKing]

A dump truck did a U-turn out of no where and it forced another large vehicle to try and evade it while almost hitting a male in his 50s

Yeah, I guess I meant do we know why the passenger happened to be recording a video?