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Tesseract
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(07-16-2012, 07:40 PM)
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i, like george costanza, am afraid i'll puncture my scrotum. what say you, gaf?
Steelrain
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(07-16-2012, 07:41 PM)
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I have a bag. It holds things.

Like pens.
Wuthering_Heights
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(07-16-2012, 07:41 PM)
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I have a feeling the discussion in this topic is not going to be about pens.
echoshifting
(07-16-2012, 07:42 PM)
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I used to, but I experienced too many ink leaks. Now I just carry a backpack with me pretty much everywhere and always keep a couple tucked in my car. I hate being without a pen.

Originally Posted by Wuthering_Heights

I have a feeling the discussion in this topic is not going to be about pens.

PENS PENS
PENS PENS
PENS PENS
PENS PENS
strafer
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(07-16-2012, 07:43 PM)
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I'm not even gonna say what I read the thread title as.
Air Zombie Meat
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(07-16-2012, 07:43 PM)
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Is that a penis in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Dennis
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(07-16-2012, 07:43 PM)
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I sometimes receive emails with offers to enlarge my pens.
Tesseract
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(07-16-2012, 07:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Steelrain

I have a bag. It holds things.

Like pens.

are you disappoint? i am shame.
KibblesBits
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(07-16-2012, 07:44 PM)
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No, they could break and there would be ink everywhere.
Wilsongt
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(07-16-2012, 07:45 PM)
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Yep. When I got to grad school I stopped carrying a bag around with me. Now I keep everything I need in my pockets. Cell phone, wallet, iPod, chapstick and of course pens.
FiendAngel
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(07-16-2012, 07:45 PM)
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A Fountain Pen.
Eggman
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(07-16-2012, 07:46 PM)
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Yes, especially when I go to work. I walk around a lot, so I need a pen in different locations in the office. I carry my best one with me.
Alucrid
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(07-16-2012, 07:46 PM)
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no because i'll forget where it is and in the wash it goes
Canis lupus
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(07-16-2012, 07:46 PM)
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You mean flexible or straight pens?
Prez
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(07-16-2012, 07:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Wilsongt

Yep. When I got to grad school I stopped carrying a bag around with me. Now I keep everything I need in my pockets. Cell phone, wallet, iPod, chapstick and of course pens.

I read pens correctly in the thread title but I read something else in your post which made me laugh.
disappeared
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(07-16-2012, 07:47 PM)
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http://www.penisland.net/
Tesseract
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(07-16-2012, 07:48 PM)
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many of us will be going back to school soon. i think i'm gonna try a clip pen or maybe a pocket protector. but that would call for a mustache and slacks.
Half and half
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(07-16-2012, 07:49 PM)
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I use to until a one blew up on me and ruined my jeans.
LordCanti
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(07-16-2012, 07:49 PM)
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Any time in my life that I've been asked to sign something, a pen has been provided. So no, no pen in the pocket that will later go in the wash and ruin all my clothes.

Originally Posted by Half and half

I use to until a one blew up on me and ruined my jeans.

My pen embarrassed me a lot during middle school. Always popping out of my pocket.
goldensun
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(07-16-2012, 07:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by disappeared

http://www.penisland.net/

Old school.
Fari
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(07-16-2012, 07:52 PM)
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I've always found people who stick pens behind their ears to be trustworthy.
Auron_Kale
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(07-16-2012, 07:52 PM)
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At work, I usually keep a pen in my right front pocket by the seam. But when out and about? Nope.
alphaNoid
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(07-16-2012, 07:52 PM)
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No
Raptomex
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(07-16-2012, 07:52 PM)
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Yes. Or my shirt pocket if I have one.
lunchtoast
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(07-16-2012, 07:52 PM)
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Yes, since high school.

This is the pen type I currently pocket

Zebra f-301 or something used to be my brand but they stopped making them or changed the style.

Edit-301 Ultra. They do still make them I just don't see them in stores anymore.

Last edited by lunchtoast; 07-16-2012 at 07:56 PM.
Tesseract
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(07-16-2012, 07:53 PM)
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i like black rollerball pens and blue ballpoint pens.
Chuckl3s
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(07-16-2012, 07:53 PM)
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Yes. I'm a pen addict. I usually carry one in my pocket for safe measure...you know autographs, phone numbers, check writing...
Grakl
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(07-16-2012, 07:56 PM)
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I always carry one around with me.

My current favorite -



edit:

Originally Posted by lunchtoast

Zebra f-301 or something used to be my brand but they stopped making them or changed the style.

Edit-301 Ultra. They do still make them I just don't see them in stores anymore.

My man.
Last edited by Grakl; 07-16-2012 at 08:00 PM.
Vlad
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(07-16-2012, 07:57 PM)
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I've got a foldable pen that I can just slide into my wallet. Thing ran out of ink a while back, though, and I haven't gotten around to getting a refill for it yet.
WoodenLung
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(07-16-2012, 07:58 PM)
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Not in my pants pockets, but in my jacket I always have a pen.
replicashooter
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(07-16-2012, 07:58 PM)
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I used to carry a quill in my top pocket but it kept on making me sneeze.
Tesseract
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(07-16-2012, 07:59 PM)
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i need a really good pen to call my own. something i can live with and rely on for the rest of the summer.

think i'm gonna go with a bic retractable gel rollerball pin, medium point, with a .7 or slightly greater translucent barrel. blue or black ink, no fuss or muss.
kswiston
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(07-16-2012, 07:59 PM)
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I read the thread title as "Do you carry your penis in your pocket?"

I need to get off GAF
lunchtoast
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(07-16-2012, 08:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by replicashooter

I used to carry a quill in my top pocket but it kept on making me sneeze.



Carrying around a quill and bottle of ink sounds pretty baller.
Nevasleep
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(07-16-2012, 08:02 PM)
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My favourite:

(Zebra Pen)
Always carried plenty, as I worked outside.
PartTimeWarrior
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(07-16-2012, 08:04 PM)
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Knowing my luck, I'd trip and the pen would burst and ruin my pants
CREMSteve
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(07-16-2012, 08:09 PM)
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I typically carry one in my front shirt pocket.
AndyD
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(07-16-2012, 08:16 PM)
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I carry one in my shirt pocket or jacket pocket if I am wearing my jacket.
Mudkips
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(07-16-2012, 08:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Steelrain

I have a bag. It holds things.

Like pens.

Pockets are like little bags inside your pants.
SouthernDragon
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(07-16-2012, 08:22 PM)
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Gel pens, bitches.
KennyLinder
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(07-16-2012, 10:16 PM)
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One in my bag, one in my car.
Reiko
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(07-16-2012, 10:18 PM)

Originally Posted by replicashooter

I used to carry a quill in my top pocket but it kept on making me sneeze.

Az987
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(07-16-2012, 10:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by disappeared

http://www.penisland.net/

lol oh man, I can't stop laughing.

I clicked on a link I thought said Penis Land and its Pen Island. Not sure why I clicked in the first place.
Ultima_5
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(07-16-2012, 10:21 PM)
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I use mechanical pencils, but I do carry them around in my pocket. Never really uses pens
scottelite
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(07-16-2012, 10:22 PM)
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Geddit?
Phobophile
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(07-16-2012, 10:22 PM)
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I used to, when I was a student and needed a pen on me pretty much 90% of the time. Now I just have my iPhone for memos and stuff. I always have a pen with me when I'm working. I'll have one behind my ear, in my shirt pocket, or in my lab coat pocket.
GK86
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(07-16-2012, 10:23 PM)
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When I worked at bjs, all the time. Nowadays, not so much.
scottelite
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(07-16-2012, 10:24 PM)
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I carry pens in your pocket.
7threst
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(07-16-2012, 10:25 PM)
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Control-F -> "penis"

phew I wasn't the only one....

Edit: I also should've read the OP. Ah well, it kinda fits the theme of the topic.
Clydefrog
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(07-16-2012, 10:25 PM)
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I carry phone in my front left pocket, keys in my front right pocket, and wallet in my back left pocket.

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