NeoGAF

Cyan · (07-21-2012, 04:17 PM)

Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins:

Have any of you guys ever been in a sword fight?

All the time. Don't tell me you've never dueled a man.

"God's Beard!" · (07-21-2012, 04:21 PM)

Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins:

Have any of you guys ever been in a sword fight?

Devo has.

Vic · (07-21-2012, 04:25 PM)

Originally Posted by GK86:

Well, this one time in bed...

That doesn't count.

parrotbeak · (07-21-2012, 04:31 PM)

I've never really watched fencing before. All that stuff hooked up to them are sensors so they can verify the hits? That phone cord looking thing behind the helmet and the packet on their lower back?

Also if this were a real sword fight, they'd both die, huh?

How do they wash the uniform? Bet it gets nasty hot in it.

When they scream at the end, is it in victory or because they got hit?

Unicorn · (07-21-2012, 04:40 PM)

Originally Posted by God's Beard:

Devo has.

Nice.

Dead Man · (07-21-2012, 04:43 PM)

I think Lauryn Mark could mess her up in a sword fight, mainly becuase she's a shooter:

And does every attractive athlete need a thread now?

vio · (07-21-2012, 04:49 PM)

Hey!! This thread is not bad looking.

Etrian Oddity · (07-21-2012, 04:52 PM)

Originally Posted by GK86:

Dont worry, I wont tell anyone about your questionable taste.

GK86 · (07-21-2012, 04:56 PM)

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

[img]http://i.qkme.me/sva.jpg[ /img]

Im glad my post changed your mind.

commedieu · (07-21-2012, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by parrotbeak:

Thought it was going to be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

I have the collective internet mind :\ ruins the fun most of the time.

FairyD · (07-21-2012, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins:

Have any of you guys ever been in a sword fight?

Cardboard make believe light sabre fights count.

Kurita · (07-21-2012, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Dead Man:

I think Lauryn Mark could mess her up in a sword fight, mainly becuase she's a shooter:

And does every attractive athlete need a thread now?

Waaaaaaaaaay better.

OpinionatedCyborg · (07-21-2012, 05:04 PM)

One of the few Olympic sports I cannot stand watching (although I love the presentation). Less exciting than two turtle SF2 players poking at each other for the entire match.

Jackben · 05:14 PM

NeoGAF: CUTE CHICK THAT CAN SWORDFIGHT

Reality: Sarah Jessica Parker with a sword.

Reuenthal · (07-21-2012, 05:48 PM)

She is cute. But then my standards of hotness, cuteness, beauty tend to be lower than of other internet users who presumably must look like supermodels and can't accept anything lower than that.

Slayven · (07-21-2012, 05:50 PM)

Originally Posted by Daydream Sequence:

Is that even possible?

Ancient Aliens.

Dennis · (07-21-2012, 05:51 PM)

Why was the other Olympic thread closed?

It was the best thread on GAF in ages.

Glorious gifs.

Jackben · (07-21-2012, 06:05 PM)

Originally Posted by DennisK4:

Why was the other Olympic thread closed?

Feminists.

NEOPARADIGM · (07-21-2012, 06:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Jason's Ultimatum:

She looks like a cross between Cher and Lady Gaga.

evil solrac v3.0 · (07-21-2012, 06:12 PM)

Originally Posted by blowred:

I'll let her cut me if you know what I mean, hehehehe.

are you saying you would let her stab you and leave you on the floor bleeding and dying?

Agent Icebeezy · (07-21-2012, 06:15 PM)

she is ok

Pezking · (07-21-2012, 06:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Trojita:

Dennis · (07-21-2012, 07:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Jackben:

Feminists.

Was it Devolution?

The Awesomest · (07-21-2012, 07:56 PM)

Someone post that video of the girl with the sword and the dog and the grandma and the brother

Riggs · (07-21-2012, 07:57 PM)

Oh man this thread is going to deliver I can tell :)

Salvadora · (07-21-2012, 08:01 PM)

Nastia Liukin

Hoo-doo · (07-21-2012, 08:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Salvadora:

Nastia Liukin

Nasty.

Riggs · (07-21-2012, 08:06 PM)

Originally Posted by Hoo-doo:

Nasty.

Her or the water?

abusori · (07-21-2012, 08:06 PM)

Originally Posted by Jackben:

Feminists.

It felt like you wanted someone to do it

Trent Strong · (07-21-2012, 08:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

Neogaf. what a joke.

She's not though.

Bulbo Urethral Baggins · (07-21-2012, 08:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Cyan:

All the time. Don't tell me you've never dueled a man.

Nope. I always heard "Never bring a dagger to a sword fight."

Loofy · (07-21-2012, 08:12 PM)

I dont think she made the team this year but anyone remember Alicia Sacramone?

SolidusDave · (07-21-2012, 08:12 PM)

Originally Posted by Man Puncher:

Thought it was going to be this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryB4E6nHOPQ

Ending is :3

Me too. This chick is very cute AND could really mess you up instead of poking you with an oversized needle.

Jackben · (07-21-2012, 08:13 PM)

Originally Posted by abusori:

It felt like you wanted someone to do it

Sneaking in a cheeky reference more than avatar quote hunting.

still feels good ;)

Phoenix · (07-21-2012, 08:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins:

Have any of you guys ever been in a sword fight?

I brought a gun.

Etrian Oddity · 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Trent Strong:

She's not though.

It's the school of thought that a girl needs to be a 10/10 bombshell that has produced so many young women who have no self-esteem and think they need to undergo a dozen surgeries and procedures.

There's nothing wrong with finding any given girl unattractive; but there's a difference between that and outright saying a person is hideous or ugly. Lil' hint: The absence of beauty does not equal ugliness, contrary to what the media and popular culture want you to believe.

I don't even think she's the shit, but if you [as a collective, not singling you out] really think her physical traits are ugly, you are outright delusional and have lost all understanding of measuring physical features. If you think she's average, I would love to move to where you live (and I go to a college full of smoking hot girls).

Again, lack of physical perfection =/= ugly.

Ultratech · (07-21-2012, 09:00 PM)

Hmm...she looks alright.

Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins:

Have any of you guys ever been in a sword fight?

Several. But that's for another day.

Never done Sabre though.

BlanketFort · (07-21-2012, 09:03 PM)

Came expecting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

AgentChris · (07-21-2012, 09:05 PM)

I bet she could... and she's kind of not cute. Reminds me of that horse actress.

Nerds with Guns · (07-21-2012, 09:20 PM)

Originally Posted by Loofy:

I dont think she made the team this year but anyone remember Alicia Sacramone?

Yup. That girl was all types of fine.

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

Rant.

She's not cute. She's not ugly. She's average.

*Kanye shrug*

Skilotonn · (07-21-2012, 09:22 PM)

Originally Posted by DennisK4:

Why was the other Olympic thread closed?

It was the best thread on GAF in ages.

Glorious gifs.

Aw damn it.

And I just saw what I missed in the last day and a half too.

Trent Strong · (07-21-2012, 09:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

It's the school of thought that a girl needs to be a 10/10 bombshell that has produced so many young women who have no self-esteem and think they need to undergo a dozen surgeries and procedures.

There's nothing wrong with finding any given girl unattractive; but there's a difference between that and outright saying a person is hideous or ugly. Lil' hint: The absence of beauty does not equal ugliness, contrary to what the media and popular culture want you to believe.

I don't even think she's the shit, but if you [as a collective, not singling you out] really think her physical traits are ugly, you are outright delusional and have lost all understanding of measuring physical features. If you think she's average, I would love to move to where you live (and I go to a college full of smoking hot girls).

Again, lack of physical perfection =/= ugly.

I never said she was ugly. I said she wasn't cute. And the media and popular culture doesn't want us to believe that the absence of beauty equals ugliness. Why would they? What would they have to gain by getting people to believe such a thing? This is kind of a bizarre claim. I do think she's average. I live in Utah.

Osietra · (07-21-2012, 09:48 PM)

Trent Strong. Are you a Mormon?

Ninja Beagle · (07-21-2012, 09:52 PM)

Originally Posted by BlanketFort:

Came expecting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

Best video ever.

Etrian Oddity · (07-21-2012, 09:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Trent Strong:

I never said she was ugly. I said she wasn't cute. And the media and popular culture doesn't want us to believe that the absence of beauty equals ugliness. Why would they? What would they have to gain by getting people to believe such a thing? This is kind of a bizarre claim. I do think she's average. I live in Utah.

$$$

Pay thousands of dollars for plastic surgery, because your boobs are smaller than x actress. Blow a ton of money on cosmetics because girls are not pretty without them. Etc. The media has always been influential on youth, it's just that it's more noticeable now.

And yeah I jumped down your throat, haha. But no one can convince me that the West's obsession on only the youngest, prettiest, and flashiest is not the product of mainstream media's influence.

Daydream Sequence · (07-21-2012, 10:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

Again, lack of physical perfection =/= ugly.

So your implication with that pic was what? That he's a beautiful man?

Dennis · (07-21-2012, 10:03 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZuQp...eature=related

Trent Strong · (07-21-2012, 10:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Osietra:

Trent Strong. Are you a Mormon?

No, I'm an atheist. But I was raised Mormon.

Originally Posted by Etrian Oddity:

$$$

Pay thousands of dollars for plastic surgery, because your boobs are smaller than x actress. Blow a ton of money on cosmetics because girls are not pretty without them. Etc. The media has always been influential on youth, it's just that it's more noticeable now.

And yeah I jumped down your throat, haha. But no one can convince me that the West's obsession on only the youngest, prettiest, and flashiest is not the product of mainstream media's influence.

So the movie and TV industries are in league with plastic surgeons?

Loofy · (07-21-2012, 10:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Nerds with Guns:

Yup. That girl was all types of fine.

1 more.

Quote:

Daydream Sequence · (07-21-2012, 10:07 PM)

I'd pay to see these women go up against the women in the Winter Olympics who combine skiing and shooting. Now that would be an event.