Sunflower
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We've been using ketchup wrong! #1

It's a revelation to me, but the little cups FAN OUT.

THEY FAN OUT, GUYS

THEY FAN OUT

http://gizmodo.com/5930955/weve-been...chup-all-wrong

Revelations!



I don't even like ketchup that much, but this is great.
Ryaaan14
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(08-01-2012, 09:24 PM)

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#2

WHAAAAT
out0v0rder
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(08-01-2012, 09:24 PM)
#3

peasant sauce
carfo
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#4

uh...restaurants been doin that for a very long time, at least around here.
Dragoon En Regalia
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#5

I guess I can consider myself a fan now.
LabouredSubterfuge
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#6

wat
Sunflower
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Originally Posted by carfo: View Post
uh...restaurants been doin that for a very long time, at least around here.
THEY have been doing it, but have we?!
xxracerxx
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#8

I have been on this train for awhile now.
Rebel Leader
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#9

really? =/
iNvid02
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i just carry one of these with me at all times
Quote:
Chuckl3s
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#11

A kid in highschool use to "crush" those down to make them expand. Kinda genius but ehh.
The Mana Legend
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#12

You mean it's not a suppository?!?
daw840
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#13

Holy shit...I guess that kind of makes sense!
Cindres
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Oh fuck. I can stop getting 2 now, FUUUU.
madmook
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I've never had any problems dipping into the original cup form. Probably why I've never bothered to mess around with it like this.
ChuyMasta
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#16

This is new.
Redford
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#17

Too easy.
Mad Pierrot
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I use 10+ of those little cups of ketchup just on one serving of fries, so I always just pump a mountain of ketchup into an upside-down drink lid.
rpmurphy
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Wouldn't it still basically have the same volume though? I don't get it.

EDIT: ok I see now.
AlteredBeast
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obvious for years.
carfo
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Originally Posted by Sunflower: View Post
THEY have been doing it, but have we?!
I guess not. I wish I had known this wasn't part of you life I would have given you your revelation earlier. Dunk away!
Ultima_5
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I didn't know people didnt know this... Congrats on moving on up though!
Sunflower
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Originally Posted by AlteredBeast: View Post
obvious for years.
Well WHERE the hell were you people as I struggled to carry six little caplets?!
Silas Lang
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0_0 All these years and I did not know this. lol
blame space
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i think we've been using the cups wrong
Duane Cunningham
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Woah... Is that what you're supposed to do and I just never knew it?
coldvein
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oh...my... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(seriously)

ps. hi ryaaaaan.
Ultima_5
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Originally Posted by rpmurphy: View Post
Wouldn't it still basically have the same volume though? I don't get it.
You're increasing the diamter/area of one face of a cylinder. It would drastically increase volume.
Quick
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#29



Mother of God...
Face it Tiger..
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
peasant sauce
I wouldn't even call it sauce.

It's like puttin' steel filings on your food,

Its just ain't right, son.
Rentahamster
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I've been using ketchup right. They've been using the cups wrong.
BlackGhost
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Originally Posted by Quick: View Post


Mother of God...
Lmao, well done
Buddha Beam
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Well I'll.

Be.

Damned...
3pheMeraLmiX
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Amazing. I did this all the time in order to avoid juggling more than one. I thought people avoided it because they preferred a stronger cup/didn't care for more ketchup.
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Consider me enlightened.
Dennis
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American ketchup is awful. More sugar than tomato.

Oh excuse me, High Fructose Corn Syrup.....
dafinezt
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#37

Game changer...
Coins
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#38

I only put ketchup on my hot dog, where it belongs.
Wallach
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Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
American ketchup is awful. More sugar than tomato.
It's all awful. Stop wasting tomatoes.
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Originally Posted by 3pheMeraLmiX: View Post
Amazing. I did this all the time in order to avoid juggling more than one. I thought people avoided it because they preferred a stronger cup/didn't care for more ketchup.
YOU THOUGHT?! YOU THOUGHT?!
alr1ght
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Kayo-kun
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Mind=blown

It's unbelievable how I and everyone I've seen eating in McDonalds/Burger King in my city have been missing this. Just shows you how having a different perspective can unveil thing you've never noticed before.
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This will be my new party trick when I'm eating in macdee's with friends.
Mr. Sam
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You've changed my life, sir. You've changed my life.
RevDM
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#45

I used to do this when I was a kid, then I just started getting two cups of ketchup.

FYI:

Press lips into open end and with palm of hand pressing against bottom of cup to create seal. Blow.

I'm quoting myself because people need to know how to do this. And I'm an attention whore.
Wafflecakes
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That would be nice to see adopted more.

I really enjoy ketchup. Though usually I stick to the Heinz reduced sugar ketchup.
Dog Problems
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#47

Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
American ketchup is awful. More sugar than tomato.

Oh excuse me, High Fructose Corn Syrup.....
Not enough sugar. In fact, I'm just going to start dipping greasy fries in pure sugar.
Forearms
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Originally Posted by Mad Pierrot: View Post
I use 10+ of those little cups of ketchup just on one serving of fries, so I always just pump a mountain of ketchup into an upside-down drink lid.
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WTF?
snacknuts
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Originally Posted by Dragoon En Regalia: View Post
I guess I can consider myself a fan now.
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Grinchy
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Originally Posted by Coins: View Post
I only put ketchup on my hot dog, where it belongs.
oh god what have you done

The crazy people who think hotdogs are gourmet food are going to overrun this thread.