ElectricBlanketFire
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(08-01-2012, 09:31 PM)

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You guys use cups?

Psh.

Just use a frickin napkin/drink lid and make a lagoon of ketchup.

Originally Posted by Coins: View Post
I only put ketchup on my hot dog, where it belongs.
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#52

I gotta admit, I feel like an idiot for not realizing this sooner.
belvedere
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#53

Originally Posted by Mad Pierrot: View Post
I use 10+ of those little cups of ketchup just on one serving of fries, so I always just pump a mountain of ketchup into an upside-down drink lid.
Came here to post this. Either do the lid trick, or if you're confident in the cleanliness of the tray paper you dump a mound on that.

The little cups do nothing, if you're using the cups you're doing it wrong.
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#54

Fries need mayonnaise, aioli or remoulade.
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God damn.... all these years and I had no idea...
BobTheFork
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Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
American ketchup is awful. More sugar than tomato.

Oh excuse me, High Fructose Corn Syrup.....
Christ, ketchup snobs?! You're worse than Branston's relish.
EmCeeGramr
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(08-01-2012, 09:33 PM)

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Originally Posted by iNvidious01: View Post
i just carry one of these with me at all times
restaurant ketchup tastes better
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(08-01-2012, 09:33 PM)

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#58

We got these now.

Wafflecakes
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(08-01-2012, 09:34 PM)

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Originally Posted by Forearms: View Post
youarealreadydead.gif

WTF?
I doubt its the Ketchup that is killing him.

Back when I used to eat fries I used a ton of Ketchup too. Not as much as him but still a ton. Even for a regular/small size fries I always use 4+ little cups of ketchup.
EmCeeGramr
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(08-01-2012, 09:34 PM)

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Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake: View Post
We got these now.

These are on par with the wheel, fire, and writing in terms of human achievement.
Rash
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#61

Originally Posted by belvedere: View Post
The little cups do nothing, if you're using the cups you're doing it wrong.
I think the cups are actually good for portion control. Obviously if you scoop the ketchup you'll get more of it on the fry and you'll have to get more cups. But really, the cups are more for dipping anyway. When you dip, you get some nice flavor on the fry from the ketchup as it is; you don't necessarily have to eat every fry with a copious amount of ketchup.

People (myself even) are probably just used to over-coating their fries.
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#62

Dogs die when they eat chocolate.
Mad Pierrot
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Originally Posted by Forearms: View Post
youarealreadydead.gif

WTF?
I bleed ketchup.

Also, if I have any of those little cups of ketchup left over when I'm out of fries, I just down them like little shots by squeezing their contents into my mouth.

And yet, somehow, I hate V8 juice.
EdibleExplosives
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(08-01-2012, 09:35 PM)

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#64

Wow.

My life has been a complete lie.
Face it Tiger..
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Originally Posted by Mad Pierrot: View Post
I bleed ketchup.

Also, if I have any of those little cups of ketchup left over when I'm out of fries, I just down them like little shots by squeezing their contents into my mouth.

And yet, somehow, I hate V8 juice.
you sicken me

/blamespaced
Wafflecakes
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Originally Posted by Mad Pierrot: View Post
I bleed ketchup.

Also, if I have any of those little cups of ketchup left over when I'm out of fries, I just down them like little shots by squeezing their contents into my mouth.

And yet, somehow, I hate V8 juice.
Yeah thats just a bit disgusting..... lol

To each his own I suppose.
Trin
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(08-01-2012, 09:36 PM)

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#67

This just exploded my brains. Now it looks like ketchup inside my head.
cheststrongwell
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(08-01-2012, 09:36 PM)

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#68

My Pastor when I was a kid loves drowning his popcorn in this stuff. Gross!
coldvein
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#69

Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake: View Post
We got these now.

we do? where? i've never seen one and i eat a helluva lot of burgers and fries..
The Mana Legend
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Originally Posted by Coins: View Post
I only put ketchup on my hot dog, where it belongs.
I like my weiners naked straight in the bun.
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mother of flying spaghetti monster...
dc89
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#72



Ketchup in the fridge. The only way.
EmCeeGramr
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(08-01-2012, 09:37 PM)

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Originally Posted by coldvein: View Post
we do? where? i've never seen one and i eat a helluva lot of burgers and fries..
There's only one major chain I've seen them at in my area. They hate gay people though, so!
Wafflecakes
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#74

Originally Posted by The Mana Legend: View Post
I like my weiners naked straight in the bun.
Meh for some reason I cannot eat a Burger or Hot Dogs without a significant amount of some type of sauce. I just feel they need more moisture. Usually ketchup, mustard, or Miracle whip.
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Originally Posted by Face it Tiger..: View Post
you sicken me

/blamespaced
Originally Posted by Wafflecakes: View Post
Yeah thats just a bit disgusting..... lol

To each his own I suppose.
Don't worry, everyone is grossed out. Kids used to pay me to see the horrifying spectacle of me drinking ketchup out of the bottle in high school.

Since we're now exploring my strange ketchup habits, am I the only one who salts their ketchup instead of their fries?
THE NO LIFE KING
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#76

I knew about this already.
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Originally Posted by alr1ghtstart: View Post
longest gif ever :p
Rash
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Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
American ketchup is awful. More sugar than tomato.

Oh excuse me, High Fructose Corn Syrup.....
Brands like Hunt's don't use HFCS. In fact, even Heinz has a version of ketchup called "Simply Heinz" which doesn't have HFCS (and it does taste better than the regular stuff).
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#79

Wow that really made my head explode, well nearly 0_0

Have ketchup soup like Donald Duck has in the comics :P
ElectricBlanketFire
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Originally Posted by Wafflecakes: View Post
Meh for some reason I cannot eat a Burger or Hot Dogs without a significant amount of some type of sauce. I just feel they need more moisture. Usually ketchup, mustard, or Miracle whip.
wat.
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#81

Originally Posted by coldvein: View Post
we do? where? i've never seen one and i eat a helluva lot of burgers and fries..
I know Chick-fil-a has them, and I'm sure I've seen them elsewhere.
smr00
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(08-01-2012, 09:40 PM)

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#82

They still make this little cups? everywhere here either just has the packets that you can squirt or open to dip or you just squirt it on your tray.
The Mana Legend
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Originally Posted by Wafflecakes: View Post
Meh for some reason I cannot eat a Burger or Hot Dogs without a significant amount of some type of sauce. I just feel they need more moisture. Usually ketchup, mustard, or Miracle whip.
I fucking love Miracle Whip, but I've never tried it on a hot dog.

I hate ketchup on a hot dog, though. It just adds this sweet, tangy gross flavor to it that completely goes against the rest of it.

Mustard I can't even look at without wanting to puke though, hahaha.
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#84

Originally Posted by dc89: View Post

Ketchup in the fridge. The only way.
Wait what? People don't refrigerated it?
Mad Pierrot
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#85

Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake: View Post
I know Chick-fil-a has them, and I'm sure I've seen them elsewhere.
Wendy's is the only other place I've seen them.

Originally Posted by Wafflecakes: View Post
Wait what? People don't refrigerated it?
I don't refrigerate ketchup before I open up a new bottle, so I'm always pissed at myself when I forget to put a new bottle in when I'm running low on my current bottle. Warm ketchup is gross.
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#86

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The Mana Legend
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Originally Posted by Second: View Post
longest gif ever :p
I just want to know why Brad Pitt is playing Eraserhead.
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(08-01-2012, 09:41 PM)

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Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake: View Post
We got these now.

I have stockpiled these motherfuckers. Hell, I JUST used one before clicking on this topic.

They just never run out! It's amazing! You think you need more then one package for a large Fries, but you're wrong! You don't have to pour our ketchup on napkins or shit or anything!

Greatest invention of the 21st century? Maybe!
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#89

You've shown me the light.
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#90

How did I never know this
A Pretty Panda
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#91

Holy shit.
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#92

Oh holy fuck
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Originally Posted by Wafflecakes: View Post
Wait what? People don't refrigerated it?
Cold ketchup or mayonnaise is the worst.
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#94

Originally Posted by Grinchy: View Post
oh god what have you done

The crazy people who think hotdogs are gourmet food are going to overrun this thread.

HATTERS GONA HATE !!

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#95

Your first mistake in using ketchup is.....


Using ketchup. Mustard or nothing.
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#96

Ketchup isn't even a top 5 condiment.
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
I have stockpiled these motherfuckers. Hell, I JUST used one before clicking on this topic.

They just never run out! It's amazing! You think you need more then one package for a large Fries, but you're wrong! You don't have to pour our ketchup on napkins or shit or anything!

Greatest invention of the 21st century? Maybe!
what restaurants are you seeing them at? i've seriously never used one. :(
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Originally Posted by The Mana Legend: View Post
I fucking love Miracle Whip, but I've never tried it on a hot dog.

I hate ketchup on a hot dog, though. It just adds this sweet, tangy gross flavor to it that completely goes against the rest of it.

Mustard I can't even look at without wanting to puke though, hahaha.
It took me a long time to learn to like mustard. It was actually my love for Wendys Burgers that slowly converted me. I don't use much though. I usually put it on my burgers but only a 1-3 ratio to ketchup.

As for Miracle whip. I find it pairs very well with ketchup for most things. Especially on fries.
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#100

Originally Posted by Vyroxis: View Post
Your first mistake in using ketchup is.....


Using ketchup. Deli Mustard or ...
fixed.