[RoboPlato]

Oh SHIT

[Copernicus]

I know Chick-fil-a has them, and I'm sure I've seen them elsewhere.

Typical, they rather not get their hands messy instead of letting your inner self enjoy a nice squeeze.

[massoluk]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

But seriously though. I just use the plastic lid of the soda cup.

[SouthernDragon]

This is madness! How did I not know?

[Rentahamster]

I bleed ketchup. Also, if I have any of those little cups of ketchup left over when I'm out of fries, I just down them like little shots by squeezing their contents into my mouth. And yet, somehow, I hate V8 juice.

You'd like V8 if it was full of salt and sugar, too.

[Gr1mLock]

Well technically we've been using the little cups wrong. The ketchup we used correctly, albeit arguably inefficiently.

[The Mana Legend]

Cold ketchup or mayonnaise is the worst.

[Ifrit]

Why did it took so long?

[MechDX]

Best.Ketchup.Ever.

[EYEL1NER]

I bleed ketchup. Also, if I have any of those little cups of ketchup left over when I'm out of fries, I just down them like little shots by squeezing their contents into my mouth. And yet, somehow, I hate V8 juice.

I used to drink the Mardi-Gras Mustard back when Popeye's had it. Now I will finish off the leftover Chik-Fil-A Sauce or Burger King Zesty Sauce from the container.

[Mad Pierrot]

You'd like V8 if it was full of salt and sugar, too.

If that's what makes ketchup taste good, then you're probably right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Wafflecakes]

Cold ketchup or mayonnaise is the worst.

Lies. What planet do you live on.

Cold or bust. For all sauces.

[A Pretty Panda]

The food court at my college uses those. The second the semester starts I'm running over there and fanning all of them out.

You can thank me later, people on campus.

[Alebrije]

The best :

[BGBW]

For some reason I'm not keen on McD fries with their ketchup.

At home I always use Heinz.

[ViewtifulJC]

Best.Ketchup.Ever.

Those are good, but the Spicy Ketchup is godlike

[Mikey Jr.]

Well.....my mind has certainly been blown.
Thank you sir.

[MechDX]

Those are good, but the Spicy Ketchup is godlike

I havent seen this :( Must be because it is made in "small batches"

[Gabroni]

Homemade condiments or GFTO of my fridge.

[mwgiii]

Sunflower,

In my 45 years on this earth, no one, not my Mother, not my Father, none of my Grandparents or other family members have shared this life secret with me.

I and my fries thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[Eric Walton]

we've been using ketchup?!

[Wazzim]

Cold ketchup or mayonnaise is the worst.

Danielsan is just trolling, move along people.

You are, right?

[Eschaton]

[SUPREME1]

I was just at Arby's yesterday and was having trouble dipping my curly fries into one of those filled with Horsey Sauce... This would have solved that problem.


Damnit, where were you yesterday when I needed you, OP? WHERE?!?


I had to break the curly fries in half and even then only was able to dip them a little.

[hycklaren]

I don't even like ketchup but now... I can have more of it than ever.

[Wafflecakes]

Homemade condiments or GFTO of my fridge.

Meh. Way too much work.

Store bought 4 life.

[Sunflower]

I was just at Arby's yesterday and was having trouble dipping my curly fries into one of those filled with Horsey Sauce... This would have solved that problem. Damnit, where were you yesterday when I needed you, OP? WHERE?!? I had to break the curly fries in half and even then only was able to dip them a little.

I hear you. Times are changing.

[linkboy]

Condiment gun

[Az987]

I like to dip fries in mayo.

Come at me GAF

[Gabroni]

HOME KETCHUP~ yield: Makes about 2 cups active time: 20 minutes (avg of 15 GAF posts probably) total time: 3 hours (chilling in your fridge) Making your own ketchup may seem a bit over-the-top, but we promise it's worth it. It's easy to do, and homemade is so much more delicious Ingredients 1 (28-oz) can whole tomatoes in purée 1 medium onion, chopped 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon tomato paste 2/3 cup packed dark brown sugar 1/2 cup cider vinegar 1/2 teaspoon salt Preparation Purée tomatoes (with purée from can) in a blender until smooth. Cook onion in oil in a 4-quart heavy saucepan over moderate heat, stirring, until softened, about 8 minutes. Add puréed tomatoes, tomato paste, brown sugar, vinegar, and salt and simmer, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until very thick, about 1 hour (stir more frequently toward end of cooking to prevent scorching). Purée ketchup in 2 batches in blender until smooth (use caution when blending hot liquids). Chill, covered, at least 2 hours (for flavors to develop). Cooks' note: Ketchup can be chilled up to 3 weeks. Read More http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/fo...#ixzz22KsReJ64

I guess some people have more time on their hands

[-PXG-]

Holy shiiiiit

[Neuromancer]

I had no idea. No idea.

[CREMSteve]

It's a revelation to me, but the little cups FAN OUT. THEY FAN OUT, GUYS THEY FAN OUT http://gizmodo.com/5930955/weve-been...chup-all-wrong Revelations! I don't even like ketchup that much, but this is great.

Mind blown.

[narcosis219]

Ketchup cup demand goes down by -0.5% because I'll never have to grab more than 1 cup at a time ever again.

Their design led them to their own demise!!

[Sunflower]

Condiment gun

This is some cool shit.

[kisaya]

We're not the dumb ones, they should be fanned out already for us.

:'< Stoopid cup.

[Darth Pinche]

[Clydefrog]

[Ken]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/Mopower/Ketchup_bottle_fail.gif[IMG]

This makes me laugh.

[Amir0x]

My experience with this thread:

*sees topic title*
"Lol, there is no way I am using ketchup wrong, no sir! I put ketchup even on my corn on the cob, I am a ketchup master! Let me see what hilarious wrongness is contained in this--"
*clicks topic*
"--oh my god I was using ketchup wrong."

[Tex117]

Ummm, whomever didn't know this is an idiot.

[narcosis219]

Ummm, whomever didn't know this is an idiot.

I wish I could be in a position to say this.

Next time I'm out with some friends, I'll fan that fucker right out nonchalantly and be like "What? You guys didn't know about this?!?"

[TUROK]

[bort]

oh my god

[NSQuote]

It's the small things in life that make it wonderful.

[whitehawk]

What is this shitty copycat version?

[RiccochetJ]

This is as amazing as that banana peeling thing!

[Rash]

Ummm, whomever didn't know this is an idiot.

A LOT of people are idiots, then.

Actually, that was true anyway. Carry on.

[Hilbert]

I guess some people have more time on their hands

Oh man, I am having a bbq this weekend, I will make my own ketchup!

[Jzero]

Mother of god