[Dutch Patriot]

Hahaha, 2 QBs with in the first 3 picks. We have a great league here :). I think snes just drafted Brady to troll the 10 Pats fans in our league.

You think? It seems like a thing that backstabbing old bastard would do.

[Godslay]

Hahaha, 2 QBs with in the first 3 picks. We have a great league here :). I think snes just drafted Brady to troll the 10 Pats fans in our league.

Rodgers repeatedly raped my team last year in a smaller league. I had to take him.

[BlackGhost]

Hahaha, 2 QBs with in the first 3 picks. We have a great league here :). I think snes just drafted Brady to troll the 10 Pats fans in our league.

RBs are so 1990s

[Dutch Patriot]

RBs are so 1990s

That's why I'm gonna pick Tebow, he's both a RB and a QB.

I've already won.

[BlackGhost]

That's why I'm gonna pick Tebow, he's both a RB and a QB. I've already won.

Hahah i like the way you think. While your at it see if you can draft Cromartie

[Wrayfield]

I once had a league and there was this douche Saints fan and he drafted just Saints players, gave up half-way through the season, winless.

[Dutch Patriot]

I once had a league and there was this douche Saints fan and he drafted just Saints players, gave up half-way through the season, winless.

I've once heard of league where this one old dude started a team called 'This is Tampa' which consisted of only Bucs players.

You have to be a real dick to do that, a dick that would also take Tom Brady just so
Patriots fans can't.

[Wrayfield]

It will make my day everytime a Pats fan loses to a FF team with Brady on it. Way to go, snes.

[BaltimoreLarry]

Has anyone actually played fantasy football before, or am I just totally going to roll you jerks?

[TheFatOne]

Sorry guys I confused the hell out of myself. Hit the wrong link in the league and I thought the draft was live right now. Wasted my time doing that shit, and was completely confused.

I choose Ray Rice

Has anyone actually played fantasy football before, or am I just totally going to roll you jerks?

I have played fantasy football before, but I'm no expert. I just make picks with my gut and hope for the best.

[BlackGhost]

Has anyone actually played fantasy football before, or am I just totally going to roll you jerks?

Naw I do it every year, this is my 3rd league as of now this year. Trying to find another money league or dynasty now i think

[Wrayfield]

Has anyone actually played fantasy football before, or am I just totally going to roll you jerks?

Larry, if you actually played FF before, you know it's prolly gonna be the dude who follows basic settings and replaces according to the top 5 suggestions and wins out. Also, one who doesn't understand the game yet, so there is no way you could win, unless you don't understand the game. Now that I think about it...

[Dutch Patriot]

Has anyone actually played fantasy football before, or am I just totally going to roll you jerks?

I'm gonna destroy you.

Okay, so so far we have 4 picks made.

1. Aaron Rodgers of the Packers to Godslay
2. Arian Foster of the Texans to Wrayfield
3. Tom Brady of the Patriots to Snesfreak
4. Ray Rice of the Ravens to TheFatOne

This puts Fox on the clock.

[Wrayfield]

Teeeeeeboooooooowwwww! Do it!

[ActStriker]

So is Fox skipped? Been a while

[Dutch Patriot]

So is Fox skipped? Been a while

Yeah, according to the rules we should. His deadline of 6 hours was 4 hours ago.

I you want to jump him, you have my okay to do it. If you want to give him some more time because it's the first round I would be okay with that as well.

I already PM'd him this morning when he was on the clock.

I think if we keep in mind how long this is gonna take, it might be the smartest thing to jump him.

[ActStriker]

I'm okay with waiting for him to pick since its the first round.

[Dutch Patriot]

I'm okay with waiting for him to pick since its the first round.

I'll PM him again. I'll just PM everybody to let them know that the draft started, might have been smart to do that to begin with :jnc

[BaltimoreLarry]

Hurry up, jerks! I want to pick Janikowski before he's gone. For the new guys, be careful, because Kickers go fast. Defense too. The best strategy is to lock up those slim positions, like Defense, kickers, even TEs and QBs first. It's just numbers, there are less of them in the NFL to go around.

This is sound advice I give to you all freely.

[Dutch Patriot]

I think Fox is dead.

[Godslay]

I figure at this rate, about 1 draft pick a day we will be done in 206 days. That's puts us at February 28, 2013. Superbowl will already be won by then. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and on that date BLarry will be banned again due to a rage shit.

[BlackGhost]

I figure at this rate, about 1 draft pick a day we will be done in 206 days. That's puts us at February 28, 2013. Superbowl will already be won by then. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and on that date BLarry will be banned again due to a rage shit.

:jnc :lmao really we gotta speed this up somehow haha

[Fox318]

Shit sorry. I was interviewing for a college.

Give me like 15 min and I'll draft

[Fox318]

With the first pick. TebowSanchez Sexy Hot smutty Fan fiction picks McCoy RB PHL

[Godslay]

With the first pick. TebowSanchez Sexy Hot smutty Fan fiction picks McCoy RB PHL

Loved Shady last year. Good pick!

[Fox318]

Loved Shady last year. Good pick!

I was debating picking Freeman but I don't have the Taco bucks left

[Godslay]

I was debating picking Freeman but I don't have the Taco bucks left

With the rate of inflation, it would have taken a lot of taco bucks to maintain Freeman.

[Dutch Patriot]

Shit sorry. I was interviewing for a college. Give me like 15 min and I'll draft

Better be an Ivy league college! Choosing college over us.

:jnc :lmao really we gotta speed this up somehow haha

I hope that after the first round the speed will pick up. If not, hey, at least the draft was fun!

Edit: The current draft results : http://fantasy.nfl.com/league/967761/draftresults . We're flying through this shit!

[BlackGhost]

Hahah weedens garden is eagerly awaiting his pick

[ActStriker]

Josh Freeman's Taco Haven picks Calvin Johnson, WR, DET

gonna give him some free Transformers toys

[Dutch Patriot]

FLY-ING!

The Frenchman is up to draft, but the draft clock is not running right now since it's 3 am here.

[Wrayfield]

Allez !

[Dutch Patriot]

Clock starts running now Frenchie. You're up.

[Frenchie]

I pick Chris Johnson.

[Dutch Patriot]

I pick Chris Johnson.

Magnifique, bon choix!

Larry, you're up my friend! Let's try to knock this first round out today.

[Dutch Patriot]

Results so far :

1. Aaron Rodgers of the Packers to Godslay
2. Arian Foster of the Texans to Wrayfield
3. Tom Brady of the Patriots to Snesfreak
4. Ray Rice of the Ravens to TheFatOne
5. Shady McCory of the Eagles to Fox
6. Calvin Johnson of the Lions to Actstriker
7. Chris Johnson of the Titans to Walteur
8. Ryan Matthews of the Chargers to Blarry
9. Cam Newton of the Panthers to that asshole Sanjuro
10. Drew Brees of the Saints to Milchjon
11. Darren McFadden of the Raidahs to Me
12. Trent Richardson of the Browns to Wes
13. Adrian Peterson of the Vikings to Greg

http://fantasy.nfl.com/league/967761/draftresults

FLYING!

Edit: Whoops, forgot that I wanted to edit.

[BaltimoreLarry]

Sorry, with mobile Gaf down, and me on the road for work, I had issues getting on. In fact, this office blocks gaf, but thankfully only minutes before I read the thread about getting around work firewalls, so we're in baby!

Dammit Frenchie! You were supposed to make a bad pick. Now I'm stuck with all the jerks I don't want to take this high. But, I guess I have to, so I'll just pick the player who will lead me to the championship.

With the 8th pick in the 2012 Shirtless Fantasy Football League Draft, the Smiling Lollipops take.......San Diego Chargers, Running Back....Ryan Mathews

[Dutch Patriot]

That fucking asshole of a Sanjuro took Scam Newton.


Fucker....

[Milchjon]

That fucking asshole of a Sanjuro took Scam Newton. Fucker....

I'm almost about to post the discussion preceding this pick :jnc

[Dutch Patriot]

I'm almost about to post the discussion preceding this pick :jnc

Should have let him pick Ridley...

[Milchjon]

Word on the street is that Yo Soy Siesta will be joined by famed statwhore Drew Brees.

No evidence to be shown yet.

[Dutch Patriot]

Gronk Gronk like Raidahs Gronk Gronk take glassman Darren McFadden

[Wes]

The Queen declares Trent Richardson will lead her merry band of Corgis to victory in the land of the revolting revolters.

[Greg]

oh, there's a topic for this

edit: Graham Harrell Future selects... a perfectly healthy Adrian Peterson.

[BlackGhost]

We really are moving fast, Wes your a JERK!

[Godslay]

The Queen declares Trent Richardson will lead her merry band of Corgis to victory in the land of the revolting revolters.

Bold pick. For whatever reason I am rooting for Richardson and Weeden to have a good season.

[Dutch Patriot]

We really are moving fast, Wes your a JERK!

We might actually finish this thing before the Super Bowl.

oh, there's a topic for this edit: Graham Harrell Future selects... a perfectly healthy Adrian Peterson.

Remember after Blackghost makes both his picks, you're up again.

You might actually know this already, but Sanjuro surprised me when picking Stevan Ridley, so I'm just making sure.

[BlackGhost]

Updated pick list? Before I shock the draft

[ActStriker]

Bold pick. For whatever reason I am rooting for Richardson and Weeden to have a good season.

You just made BlackGhost happy

[BlackGhost]

Since Wes is a jerk

I will shock the draft, and do what has never been done in all of fantasy.
With the 14th pick I take Jimmy Graham
With the 15th pick I take Rob Gronkowski
MuhahahahhHa I will start two TE on my way to Chamionship.
You brought this upon us Wes
YOU!