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(08-05-2012, 12:36 PM)
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#56
13 - First real big crush, got my heart shattered when she talked shit behind my back after we made out.
14 summer before freshmen year - Got drunk and lost my virginity at a college party because she thought I was on the football team. Long story 14-16 - A shit ton of very clumsy making out/fingering/boob squeezing/painfully bad blowjob. Ton of different girls. 16-17 - Chased after wrong girl wasted my time. Changed her personality 100% towards me when I stopped. 17-19 - 2 year relationship that ended in her committing suicide three or four months after I broke it off....Long Story. 19-23 - Hardcore alcoholic. Had sex with 35-45ish people...yeah Gross :( honestly only remember half the names but most of the faces. Most were 1 night stand or 4-5 weeks of sex and then me losing interest in them. During this time my pursuit of new women was infinitely more satisfying than any relationship or the sex itself. Yeah way too much booze. Would drink half a handle before a house party and then drink heavy through the night. Now - In my booze manwhore faze I kinda stole my current gf from her gf...whoops! Again long story. Fast forward almost 2 years and I'm happier than I could have ever imagined and plan on marrying this girl. |
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(08-05-2012, 12:43 PM)
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#58
The longest relationship I've ever had lasted a month. And I spent three weeks of that trying to get out of it.
Eventually I just stopped calling and after a week her friend called me up, screaming at me whilst the girl I had been seeing was going hysterical in the background. I told them I was taking a shit one day and dropped my phone between my legs. Oops, my bad. It was then instigated that my mother spent a lot of time up against walls with sailors, dial-tone and I never heard from them again. Great success!
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Will use d3doverrider to force triple buffering instead of complaining about mouse lag in every PC game thread ever
(08-05-2012, 12:52 PM)
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#60
Relationship? Never been in one.
Been on one date (prom date, went horribly). Have had sex on more than one occasion...the experiences were good, but not really worth the effort...I guess I was really missing the emotional connection to bring things beyond a convoluted form of masturbation. Once I'm in better physical shape (working on it at the moment), I'll start looking more actively for a match. Just haven't really had the opportunity present itself since I'm not all that much for parties/bars/clubbing. Wasn't exactly exposed to the opposite sex during university, seeing as how there were exactly 1 or 2 girls in all of engineering when I was in school. |
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(08-05-2012, 12:54 PM)
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#61
One innocent high-school thing that lasted a month because the two of us were clueless and eventually realized that we had nothing in common.
One great eleven-month long relationship with a nice, intelligent, cute, fun girl that eventually ended because there were some differences in personal beliefs that were going to keep coming up the more we stayed together. One absolute mess of a relationship that was off and on for a year and a half, that left me emotionally drained and damaged, that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Unfortunately its been almost two years since the last one and its only this summer that I've (unsuccessfully) even been trying to date anyone again
Last edited by The Technomancer; 08-05-2012 at 12:58 PM.
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(08-05-2012, 12:56 PM)
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#62
When I was 16 I had my first girlfriend. She was a captain on the cheer leading team. She was rather attractive. We dated for 10 months. Then she cheated on me and we broke up. That kind of sucked.
I didn't have any physical contact with girls really until I was 18 and right toward the end of my senior year. I started dating this girl who sat next to me all year in "Media" class, thanks to a mutual friend hooking is up. She was amazing. Then 3 months later we got engaged, and, people kind of laughed since she was 16 and I was 18. Now it's 17 years later and we have 2 kids, been married for 12 years and are super happy. |
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(08-05-2012, 01:03 PM)
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#66
17-21 and I am 22 now.
I had a five year relationship and was engaged in October 2011 and ended in January 2012 because she changed and wanted to do different things and went behind my back so I had to end it for my health and sanity sake and most of this year has just been casual flings and fun. I am enjoying my time being single and not doing anything serious so I can focus on some skills improvements and have a better life from doing so. It's all going pretty good and I know I've got no issue getting laid if I was to go out drinking and I am not going to go with anyone until I find someone that I have a lot in common as well as great looks. |
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(08-05-2012, 01:03 PM)
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#67
Originally Posted by TheExodu5:
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(08-05-2012, 01:04 PM)
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#68
25 and only 2 relationships that I would call real ones. I don't consider middle/high school flings real, I was just trying to have sex.
As for the actual relationships they bring nothing but trouble and hassle. It's not worth putting up with any of that. The single life with the occasional 1 night stand is the way to go. |
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(08-05-2012, 01:07 PM)
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#69
Originally Posted by Qasiel:
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(08-05-2012, 01:11 PM)
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#72
14 - my first 'girlfriend'. Although I didn't really liked her, she was hot (and by that I mean she had huge breasts).
15 - broke up with the other, started dating another one. 16 - same thing as the previous years, but I also was the 'hot guy' in class (I don't really know why), so I took advantage of that with some girls. 17 - went crazy with the new girl in class. We dated for a year and a half. She left me for her ex boyfriend. We are pretty good friends now. 19 to 21 - it was my 'I don't give a shit' time. Dated with many girls. Also, I started having something with a girl that was 7 years older than me and had a child. It was an only sex relationship, but one day she told me that she loved me. I told her that we could not longer see each other. 22 - I spent the last 7 months with a girl. She dumped me a month ago. Now I'm seeing with other girls. None of my relationships ended up well, but fortunately now I am friend of most of those girls. So, in fact, I didn't go that bad. |
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(08-05-2012, 01:13 PM)
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#74
I met the love of my life when I was 14, it lasted for like 7 years before she broke it off. We grew apart, I understand that our relationship could never have become good again. You go through so much change during your teenage years. But I also realize that I will never be truly happy/satisfied again.
Had a 1.5-2 years bounceback relationship after that(took some time before I actually noticed that I just needed someone and not her and could break it up). Been having some flings after that but nothing as real as it used to be, or I am just beeing an old geezer that expect feeling you don't have after growing up. 24 now btw. |
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(08-05-2012, 01:18 PM)
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#76
Let's put it this way, I'll most likely die a virgin.
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(08-05-2012, 01:22 PM)
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#79
Originally Posted by mandiller:
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(08-05-2012, 01:28 PM)
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#81
Originally Posted by Lucian Cat:
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(08-05-2012, 01:29 PM)
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#82
Originally Posted by Qasiel:
...of course we always have the phrase they you two have tied the knot ;) |
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Will use d3doverrider to force triple buffering instead of complaining about mouse lag in every PC game thread ever
(08-05-2012, 01:33 PM)
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#83
Originally Posted by Qasiel:
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(08-05-2012, 01:38 PM)
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#84
Originally Posted by mandiller:
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(08-05-2012, 02:13 PM)
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#85
No real relationships for me either. Almost 27 now and only a handful of hookups. Never really been interested or thought it was possible until recently. Was "close" to getting together with a woman at the age of 21 but it turned into a shitstorm and I quit after that, basically.
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(08-05-2012, 02:34 PM)
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#87
well, this thread is revealing.
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jerking off to field goals
(08-05-2012, 02:46 PM)
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#89
Mid-late 20s, never had a girlfriend.
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hot hot hanuman-on-man action
(08-05-2012, 02:49 PM)
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#92
first girlfriend at like 17 - dated for a year
then a bunch of randoms and extra friendly friends, etc second girlfriend at like 20 - dated her for like 4 or 5 years. after all that time, i realized she wasn't wifey material so i broke up with her. more randoms and booty calls and stuff till about 9 months ago (i was 26), then i started dating this girl i met at a new years party a few years back. i didn't even think i wanted to be in a relationship at the time but i really fell for her and despite having not dated very long, things are getting pretty serious. she's got a lot of qualities i've been looking for in a woman and she seems to really love me - lucky me! |
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(08-05-2012, 02:50 PM)
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#93
I'm 26 now, and my relationships tend to last pretty long. I started at 16 and that relationship lasted 2 1/2 years. With my wife now we're on almost 6. Between the two I've had 2 other 1 year relationships. I also had 2 shorter ones. One for about two and a half weeks and another for a bit over a month.
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(08-05-2012, 03:02 PM)
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#97
First girlfriend was when I was 18. Lasted a couple months until she cheated on me with a hobo.
Second girlfriend was one of my best friends when I was 19/20. It was long distance and we only saw each other on winter break/some weekends. It was a pain in the ass and very draining. I wasn't in the best mental state due to problems at home, quitting smoking, and not really enjoying my major. Having her kind of treat me like shit on top of that didn't help. After a year she broke up with me and then pretended that she wanted to be friends for a couple months. I don't regret it, and I certainly learned alot... Don't be a doormat, and it's not worth being friends w/ exs. That was about a year ago. I've been on two 'dates' since then, but I've decided to stay single until after college is done with. I've been doing much better gradewise when I'm not emotionally drained all the time =p Will probably get back into the game in a year or so once I've graduate and got a job going. Though you never know what will happen. One more year of college and I can hopefully move out of this state... but probably not |
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is beloved, despite what anyone might say
(08-05-2012, 03:14 PM)
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#99
30 years old and I've been a few 6 months - 2 year long relationships. Looking to settle down but haven't met the right one yet. Kinda sucks seeing all your friends get married off but oh well, what are you gonna do? I'd rather be 100% positive that I'm with the right girl (the ones I've been with in the past were definitely not right for me).
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(08-05-2012, 03:14 PM)
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#100
In Grade 7, a girl gave me a note that said she liked me and wanted to go out and I said sure but we didn't even talk after that day. That's the beginning and end of my relationship history. I'm pretty sure the only reason she wanted to date me was because I was black and 50 Cent's 'Get Rich or Die Tryin' was just coming out and rap and urban culture was really popular and she thought dating a black guy would be rad. I'm a moderately undesirable human being.
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