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Barkley's Justice · (08-06-2012, 05:47 AM)

I can't tell what I changed in my diet. I went from solid, streak-free poo to smooshy streaky poo.

demon · (08-06-2012, 05:47 AM)

SugarDaddy · (08-06-2012, 05:48 AM)

But how does it taste?

Poyunch · (08-06-2012, 05:48 AM)

Perfect title for a song.

Log4Girlz · (08-06-2012, 05:49 AM)

Perfect term of endearment for your SO

24FrameDaVinci · (08-06-2012, 05:49 AM)

Don't ban him mods, he's had a bit of a rough streak lately.

Topher · (08-06-2012, 05:50 AM)

Dude....

SteelAttack · (08-06-2012, 05:51 AM)

Zefah · (08-06-2012, 05:52 AM)

It's your diet or you're sick. If your stool isn't firm and solid, you are probably eating like shit.

Fury Sense · (08-06-2012, 05:53 AM)

Does it fall through your fingers or hold firm?

Log4Girlz · (08-06-2012, 05:53 AM)

The only way to know for sure what changed in your diet is to go ahead and check the taste. A spoonful should suffice. Is there a flavor you hadn't previously detected in your stool?

demon · (08-06-2012, 05:53 AM)

Originally Posted by SteelAttack:

Yeah eating lots of PB gives me the gooey shits.

Risible · (08-06-2012, 05:53 AM)

Originally Posted by 24FrameDaVinci:

Don't ban him mods, he's had a bit of a rough streak lately.

Oh come on, attention whore garbage like this is a bane on OT.

Log4Girlz · (08-06-2012, 05:55 AM)

Originally Posted by Risible:

Oh come on, attention whore garbage like this is a bane on OT.

Wash it all away with FLUDD

Dr Prob · (08-06-2012, 05:55 AM)

Originally Posted by Poyunch:

Perfect title for a song.

Can't tell what I changed
But now I've got that streaky poo
Hell on my brain and butt
NeoGAF I'm asking you

WoodenLung · (08-06-2012, 05:55 AM)

It's a sign that you eat well.

Count Dookkake · (08-06-2012, 05:56 AM)

Originally Posted by Log4Girlz:

Perfect term of endearment for your SO

She's my smeary dearie.

DonMigs85 · (08-06-2012, 05:57 AM)

Drink Yakult

The Big Rig · (08-06-2012, 06:00 AM)

Your underpants now have a racing stripe. Well done.

delta25 · (08-06-2012, 06:02 AM)

Nasa just landed a scientific Laboratory on Mars and all you can think about is the consistency of your poop.

You selfish bastard!!!!!

DarkHeartedKill · (08-06-2012, 06:03 AM)

Originally Posted by Barkley's Justice:

I can't tell what I changed in my diet. I went from solid, streak-free poo to smooshy streaky poo.

I have no idea why I came here, but I might as well help out. i'm guessing it being squishy means you're food is more juicy, like steak, fruits, etc. as opposed to it being solid. Or maybe you're just chewing your food more thoroughly now.

Dr Prob · (08-06-2012, 06:09 AM)

...am I just getting juicy
from steaks and fruits
or is my brain making me chew more and more for mad poops

the breakdown

gabbo · (08-06-2012, 06:12 AM)

Originally Posted by delta25:

Nasa just landed a scientific Laboratory on Mars and all you can think about is the consistency of your poop.

You selfish bastard!!!!!

This is going to be the default retort in sort form or another for like a week isn't it?

nateeasy · (08-06-2012, 06:14 AM)

There was a few days where I drank a ton of Gatorade and my poo came out purple and green.

DarkHeartedKill · (08-06-2012, 06:16 AM)

Originally Posted by delta25:

Nasa just landed a scientific Laboratory on Mars and all you can think about is the consistency of your poop.

You selfish bastard!!!!!

You just made me burst out laughing. How can one think about his poop when humans just achieved a massive achievement.

Log4Girlz · (08-06-2012, 06:21 AM)

Originally Posted by delta25:

Nasa just landed a scientific Laboratory on Mars and all you can think about is the consistency of your poop.

You selfish bastard!!!!!

But he had to satisfy his curiosity.

nateeasy · (08-06-2012, 06:23 AM)

Originally Posted by DarkHeartedKill:

You just made me burst out laughing. How can one think about his poop when humans just achieved a massive achievement.

Not just any humans. Americans!

big_z · (08-06-2012, 06:33 AM)

soft is better than it getting rock hard and your anus prolapsing trying to push it out.

bjork · (08-06-2012, 02:17 PM)

Just jump in the shower when you're done, problem solved. Or if you're at work, sit in the sink when you're done.

EdibleExplosives · (08-06-2012, 02:20 PM)

Originally Posted by big_z:

soft is better than it getting rock hard and your anus prolapsing trying to push it out.

I'm glad I ate before entering this thread.

Eggman · (08-06-2012, 02:21 PM)

It's the opposite of my poop, which come out as small pellets.

EdibleExplosives · (08-06-2012, 02:23 PM)

Originally Posted by Dr Eggman:

It's the opposite of my poop, which come out as small pellets.

Eggman · (08-06-2012, 02:24 PM)

EdibleExplosives
Member
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Nevasleep · (08-06-2012, 02:24 PM)

Hey I just met you
My poo's all streaky
It didn't use to be
So call me maybeee.

strafer · (08-06-2012, 02:25 PM)

GAF, never change.

Razek · (08-06-2012, 02:26 PM)

Not even a bait title. At least OP is honest.

slit · (08-06-2012, 02:31 PM)

C-L-O-R-O-X.

ffdgh · (08-06-2012, 02:34 PM)

Originally Posted by slit:

C-L-O-R-O-X.

For gafs bleachable moments?

The Lamonster · (08-06-2012, 02:35 PM)

Originally Posted by SugarDaddy:

But how does it taste?

This guy is obviously joking but it is actually true that you can find out the answer if you taste it. Please report back afterwards.

Hollywood Duo · (08-06-2012, 02:36 PM)

OP needs more fiber.

Rapstah · (08-06-2012, 02:43 PM)

OP, did you recently eat several tubes of striped toothpaste or install compartments into your lower intestine into which you sort food by colour? That could be a cause.

Lord Snow · (08-06-2012, 02:49 PM)

there's only one way to find out OP, taste it