speculawyer
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JPL's "Mohawk Guy" gets Marriage Proposals #1

Chicks dig the funky geeks.



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Gone are the days when a NASA control room would be filled with guys with buzz cuts and pocket protectors.

In 2012, it's all about the Mohawk or, specifically, the Mohawk of one now very popular NASA employee, flight director Bobak Ferdowski.

When Ferdowski and his NASA colleagues watched the $2.5 billion Mars Curiosity rover land safely on the surface of the red planet early Monday morning after an eight month, 352-million-mile journey, cheers and applause broke out in the control room.

When TV cameras caught a close-up shot of Ferdowski, 32, and his Mohawk with star shapes buzzed in and all, cheers and applause broke out across the Internet, and the thundering hasn't stopped since.

Ferdowski has changed his haircut for each mission he's worked. But a glimpse of a young, Mohawk-wearing guy who knows his aeronautical and astronomical facts enough to land a spacecraft on Mars was enough to make Ferdowski, a University of Washington and MIT graduate, go viral.

First came the online meme, the Tumblr and then the thousands of new followers to his @tweetsoutloud Twitter account, where he describes himself as "Flight director on the Mars Science Laboratory Curiosity mission. Exercise fiend. Mediocre shortstop."

Some of Ferdowski's thousands of new fans on Twitter are asking, not just to follow him, but to marry him.

"@tweetsoutloud I know you've been busy, but will you marry me? land something on mars if the answer is yes," wrote @amaeryllis, in a post that is now common on the Twitter feed of the nine-year NASA veteran.

" @tweetsoutloud Besides, you're an overnight sensation, and all the ladies love you!! Including this one ;)
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Kaako
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Bobak is one handsome dude, this is not surprising.
out0v0rder
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(08-08-2012, 10:44 PM)
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32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
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Yeah I wanna "marry" a few people I've only caught quick glimpses of as well.
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
Well fuck you too.
out0v0rder
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finally, i get to use the word "creepers".

bunch of creepers out there.
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His name is Bobak?
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
32 is old but not old old
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Yup I would fuck this man for sure. The fact that he is of Iranian descent and working at NASA with a stars and stripes mohawk just makes it for me. Time to fap
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Join a rockband, then join Nasa. How did he get into MIT? How did he pay for MIT?

I just want him to help make mohawks more acceptable. Either that or I'll have to become a pirate or freebooter mercenary or something to be able to wear one. Or NASA I guess.
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Originally Posted by Bread: View Post
His name is Bobak?
His name is Bobak.
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Do we get to call the women asking him for marriage, creeps?
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Originally Posted by Bread: View Post
His name is Bobak?
Yup. It's usually spelled Babak though; Persian name. I'm 99.9% sure he is of Persian descendant.
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FERDOWSI, not Ferdowski.

He is very handsome indeed :>
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He started at NASA when he was 23?

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Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
Do we get to call the women asking him for marriage, creeps?
You can call them whatever, whenever, but why would you want to? I mean...you know.
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
If you are soldier a few hundred years ago maybe.
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
You're out of order. I hope Bish holds you in contempt of court.
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douchy geek
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Guy looks like Cesc Fabregas. No wonder people want to marry him.
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Sideview mohawk guy.
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Originally Posted by tuna on toast: View Post
douchy geek
How is he douchy?

Because of the mohawk?
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he is pretty dreamy. I thought NASA was all D&D dungeon masters and pocket protectors.
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He looks like a tool.

*Drinks haterade*
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Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar: View Post
he is pretty dreamy. I thought NASA was all D&D dungeon masters and pocket protectors.
Want do you have against dungeon masters?
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Originally Posted by nilbog21: View Post


Yup I would fuck this man for sure. The fact that he is of Iranian descent and working at NASA with a stars and stripes mohawk just makes it for me. Time to fap
Hot damn, this is the patriotic American thing ever.

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Originally Posted by tuna on toast: View Post
douchy geek
Someone is jealous.
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Originally Posted by Jason Raize '75 - '04: View Post
He started at NASA when he was 23?

I started working at [very well known technology company] at age 22, 22/23 is typically the age that engineering students get hired on somewhere.
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
32 is plenty young
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Originally Posted by akira28: View Post
Join a rockband, then join Nasa. How did he get into MIT? How did he pay for MIT?
Seduction.
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Never heard of this guy. I thought he was one of the Jonas Brothers.
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Originally Posted by alphaNoid: View Post
32 is plenty young
No need to be in denial about being mid-old, man
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
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Originally Posted by akira28: View Post
Join a rockband, then join Nasa. How did he get into MIT? How did he pay for MIT?

I just want him to help make mohawks more acceptable. Either that or I'll have to become a pirate or freebooter mercenary or something to be able to wear one. Or NASA I guess.
10 years of Gov service or public interest work and paying your loans and the rest is forgiven.
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Space man. Motherfucking SPACE man. We have to get into space.

We need to build in space. Get to asteroids. Maybe fabricate materials on the asteroids themselves. So many options....why doesn't anyone do anything?
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Originally Posted by gryz: View Post
I started working at [very well known technology company] at age 22, 22/23 is typically the age that engineering students get hired on somewhere.
I have a friend doing some student research at NASA, he's 22.


Originally Posted by akira28: View Post
Space man. Motherfucking SPACE man. We have to get into space.

We need to build in space. Get to asteroids. Maybe fabricate materials on the asteroids themselves. So many options....why doesn't anyone doA anything?
budget cuts, budget cuts and more budget cuts.
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Originally Posted by nilbog21: View Post


Yup I would fuck this man for sure. The fact that he is of Iranian descent and working at NASA with a stars and stripes mohawk just makes it for me. Time to fap
I did not see the red & blue in his hair until now. I assumed that with the stars he was going for a space theme but it is a patriotic theme.
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Originally Posted by alphaNoid: View Post
32 is plenty young
if you were around before pokemon was invented, you are not plenty young.

ok i think i got it, 32 is post-young/pre-old.
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that guy has a good hairline.
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Originally Posted by DennisK4: View Post
How is he douchy?

Because of the mohawk?
He's trying way too hard to look cool. Too obvious.

http://i.imgur.com/6ZSgD.jpg


Originally Posted by Fourman: View Post
Someone is jealous.
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Someone interview this guy, and the other team members. They need more media exposure.
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Originally Posted by doitlive: View Post
budget cuts, budget cuts and more budget cuts.
Forget NASA funding. They'd never do anything like that. They're too careful, left to their own devices. There needs to be someone with vision. Someone with charisma who can get public support. Someone who can steal NASA's ball and make them chase them for it. We need a privately directed, NASA supported project. Like a 70/30 type thing, where they do the heavy lifting, but an outside company is taking all of the risks, like with building a space station at a Lagrange point and taking prospecting expeditions to local asteroids, etc.

I mean even at their best, NASA would be all about carefully exploring, eventually sending a human to mars like by 2050 or something, maybe. We could be just a bit more risky and desperate for results versus plain science, and eventually be up in the motherfucker, cashing in all of that space cheddar. --

The Russians, for example, were scary in space. Fucking reckless. But they were driven, afraid of failure and death. If we were even just a little bit more desperate, we'd be making incredible leaps in inner solar system exploration. But instead they're literally playing shuffleboard with public opinion and expectations and relevancy, versus meager funding that ends up a political casualty whenever we don't need a public relations victory. And now they're saying, 'we've landed a roboscooter on Mars, so it's time to milk this thing for all it's worth, so they'll remember our names when it's time to go dance for dollars from Uncle Sam'. NASA used to be a lot more daring, a lot better funded, and a lot more relevant to the public consciousness. And they came up with idea after idea. If we need to think outside the box to bring that back, so be it. But we can't wait for NASA to rekindle that flame.
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Originally Posted by tuna on toast: View Post
He's trying way too hard to look cool. Too obvious.

http://i.imgur.com/6ZSgD.jpg




Hey, it's okay to admit it.
He's a smart and handsome guy that has ladies fawning over him and a sweet job. I'm jealous too.
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Originally Posted by out0v0rder: View Post
32 isn't young. thats like mid-old.
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32 is old? i hope this recession never ends and you youngings never find jobs. Live with your moms forever kids.
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Originally Posted by Rentahamster: View Post
His name is Babar.
wow
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Working for NASA at 23!

I guess these are the jobs you get if you manage to not be poached by Wall Street?
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Quote:
"@tweetsoutloud I know you've been busy, but will you marry me? land something on mars if the answer is yes,"
lol