[THE NO LIFE KING]

Study shows oral sex cures morning sickness

ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body. Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia. PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.

Edit: Fuck yeah science!

[CrocMother]

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

This changes everything

[Ushojax]

[strafer]

WTS Semen

[DR2K]

The benefits of swallowing.

[Woody Invincible]

....

[Barrage]

When are Nobel Prize nominations usually announced?

[thetrin]

I am printing this article out for the future.

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

[Riggs]

I support this finding 800%.

[Robot Pants]

Man......yes please.

[Zeliard]

This just in: Gordon Gallup to be candidate for sainthood.

[SquiddyCracker]

I'm calling bullshit on this.
It's just that outlandish.

[SniperHunter]

I thought giving oral sex lead to increased chances of getting throat cancer?

[SmithnCo]

Suuuuuure

[Cipherr]

[Pollux]

[yankeeforever2]

SUNY Albany.................yeah I believe this guy<_<

[Aguirre]

i regret nothing

[NoRéN]

I thought giving oral sex lead to increased chances of getting throat cancer?

But you wont have morning sickness.

[Palette Swap]

This guy will run for president in 2016.

[SouthernDragon]

Bullshit.

I'm chuckling over here, because it's so ridiculous. Outlandish. Absurd. As a straight fella, I can't help but grin at this but... come on!

[firehawk12]

So this will lead to a new type of paternity test, I presume.

[Messypandas]

[Cubsfan23]

sperm also makes women happier in general

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2067223.stm

[darscot]

LOL, tell this to your pregnant wife as she is puking her guts out and see how far it gets you.
This has to be a joke

[Dennis]

I am going to use this.

I mean, its safe to say that this is most likely a cure for a lot of things, right?

"It can't hurt and it may help honey!"

[Emitan]

i swear i've read this hentai

[Devolution]

Pretty sure morning sickness has nothing to do with sperm and everything to do with the fetus.

[Fenderputty]

I'm forwarding this to my wife right now for the LOL's. We have great foreplay anyway, but she'll get a kick out of this. HA.

[ViewtifulJC]

I'm calling bullshit on this. It's just that outlandish.

You wanna try it out?

[Big-E]

My wife is 4 months pregnant but still has morning sickness. Saving this so I can print this off at work.

[harSon]

I started in the middle of the paragraph, with:

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

And came away with an entirely different meaning than what the topic is actually about. I nearly vomited.

[sangreal]

Bookmarked, although I never expect to get anyone preggers

I started in the middle of the paragraph, with: And came away with an entirely different meaning than what the topic is actually about. I nearly vomited.

vomited? I got hard

[Imbarkus]

Might as well theorize that a pregnant woman wrestling a bear will prevent morning sickness. Just as likely to happen, so there will also be no evidence to the contrary!

[Ashhong]

WTS Semen

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.


So then if the woman swallows a lot before getting pregnant, she will have already built up a tolerance and then not get morning sickness? Saving this article for future use.

[MisterNugNug]

sperm also makes women happier in general

A teaspoon a day keeps preeclampsia at bay?

[carfo]

my name is Carfo and I agree with this message






my girlfriend does not =(

[redhot_]

Don't forget to tell your lady friends that squeezing your left thumb can remove ones gag reflex.

[eLZhi]

LOL, tell this to your pregnant wife as she is puking her guts out and see how far it gets you. This has to be a joke

The idea isn't for her to give you dome while she's experiencing morning sickness, but to get her to give you dome later on in the day on a regular basis to build up a tolerance to your semen.

[Seanspeed]

Pretty sure morning sickness has nothing to do with sperm and everything to do with the fetus.

IIIIIIIIII'm going with what the other person said.

[Akira]

This could become a way to test if you're really the father.

[EdibleExplosives]

Of course the study was done by a guy.

[sangreal]

This could become a way to test if you're really the father.

Maury would be much more interesting

[Willkiller]

Pretty sure morning sickness has nothing to do with sperm and everything to do with the fetus.

I think I'll believe the study instead.

[DMPrince]

does this work on a pregnant man?

[narcosis219]

The idea isn't for her to give you dome while she's experiencing morning sickness, but to get her to give you dome later on in the day on a regular basis to build up a tolerance to your semen.

LOL is that how he interpreted it? That's pretty gross lol.

Yes, build up of immunity, not a "tylenol" type cure.

[gunther]

YES!

I don't care if its a doctor full of shit.

IT IS TRUE!!!

that what Im going to say to womens anyway :P.

[Aguirre]

This could become a way to test if you're really the father.

indeed. they say that the female body can tell semen apart. if it detects that the semen in the mouth is different from that which produced the fetus, it will systemically gag and reject that semen.

it should be noted that various fruits can effect consistency and flavour of semen, so have at it.

[B-Dubs]

Pretty sure morning sickness has nothing to do with sperm and everything to do with the fetus.

I think we should listen to this doctor, I mean it's science after all.