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Originally Posted by DrForester: View Post
My top 3. All from season 8 oddly enough.


"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
One of my favorite scenes from the show.

After Homer eats Chief Wiggum's chili the second time.
"Don't quit your day job. Whatever that is."
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#102

You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron. And i'll find you.

No you won't

Yes I will

Won't
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Originally Posted by Razorskin: View Post
You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron. And i'll find you.

No you won't

Yes I will

D'oh
Fixed.
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#104

Originally Posted by B.K.: View Post


Best episode ever.
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#105

Homer the Heretic.
Joe Lee
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#106

The Hank Scorpio episode is my personal favorite. Can't remember the name of the episode off the top of my head though.

"You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!"
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#107

Originally Posted by Crayons: View Post
Just kidding, I've never watched The Simpsons.
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#108

Originally Posted by Joe Lee: View Post
The Hank Scorpio episode is my personal favorite. Can't remember the name of the episode off the top of my head though.

"You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!"
You Only Move Twice.
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Originally Posted by nateeasy: View Post
Dental plan
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Lisa needs braces.
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Dental plan
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Lisa needs braces.
Originally Posted by nateeasy: View Post
Dental plan
Originally Posted by mdphilli: View Post
Lisa needs braces.
Originally Posted by nateeasy: View Post
Dental plan
Originally Posted by mdphilli: View Post
Lisa needs braces.
Originally Posted by nateeasy: View Post
Dental plan
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Lisa needs braces.
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Dental plan
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Lisa needs braces.
Done right.

Also, not the best episode, but Trash of the Titans is a brilliant episode. Also, this scene (sorry for the off-screenness of it) from it is probably my favorite scene from The Simpsons ever.
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#110

Originally Posted by Joe Lee: View Post
The Hank Scorpio episode is my personal favorite. Can't remember the name of the episode off the top of my head though.

"You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!"
"hehe, yes, once."

It's the better part of that exchange.

also:

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
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#111

The older episodes have bad grafix, I only watch the HD episodes.
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#112

Treehouse of Horror VI

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Time and Punishment.
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#113

Originally Posted by Mister Negative: View Post
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
The fact that Brooks improvised this on the spot makes it.
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Originally Posted by Exterminieren: View Post
The fact that Brooks improvised this on the spot makes it.
I was going to mention that, but I wasn't sure if it was that exchange or one of the others in the episode.
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#115

This thread needs more classics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZ_fV3fmXk&sns=em
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#116

Originally Posted by Marvie_3: View Post
Homer the Heretic.
My man. His stay home from Church is epic.
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#117

Gotta go with this moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfR8svPqUi4
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#118

Good of time as any to post The Bartman video. Obviously cheesy and not in the tone of the show, but still great. There was a stretch of time The Simpsons could do no wrong and just kept getting better.
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#119

Originally Posted by User33: View Post
Quote:
The Simpson's turned into a porn show so gradually I didn't even notice.
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#120

Lemon of Troy

Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers,give it back or we'll bust in there and take it!
Shelbyville guy: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!
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Originally Posted by J2 Cool: View Post
Good of time as any to post The Bartman video. Obviously cheesy and not in the tone of the show, but still great. There was a stretch of time The Simpsons could do no wrong and just kept getting better.
God, I think I had that song on tape.
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#122

you know those guitars that are like, double guitars?
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Originally Posted by DOBERMAN INC: View Post
Lemon of Troy

Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers,give it back or we'll bust in there and take it!
Shelbyville guy: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!
Okay, that is the best Simpsons episode ever.
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#124

Originally Posted by User33: View Post
Wow, I hadn't even seen this episode of the "new" Simpsons.

wtf
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#125

Originally Posted by PhoenixSFT: View Post

Two Alfred Hitchcock references - http://youtu.be/AeUVPAyntCY
this is the scene they are parodying right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwvHLe5m3g
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#126

i say this every time but Homer the Heretic is my favorite too

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#127

I can't choose a favorite episode. But that Lady Gaga episode, yikes.

Homer basically taught me the proper way to certain things like this.
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#128

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Jesus fuck, end this show already. Julie Kavner sounds like she's dying.
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#129

Originally Posted by Nert: View Post
Yep, Homer's Enemy is my favorite too.

I absolutely love Kent Brockman describing how Grimes learned to "feel pain again" during his recovery.
Homer's enemy is the best of the series, we need more episodes like these.
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#130

Originally Posted by J2Dumb: View Post
I can't choose a favorite episode. But that Lady Gaga episode, yikes.

Homer basically taught me the proper way to certain things like this.
Hahahaha.
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#131

my favorite episode is everything from seasons 3-9.
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#132

You Only Move Twice
Homer vs. 18th Commandment
Lisa on Ice
Treehouse of Horror IV / VI
Homer the Heretic
Whacking Day
The Springfield Files

All god tier.
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Op, I think we're going to have to agree to disagree.
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#134

And Maggie Makes Three.
Last Exit to Springfield.
Marge vs the Monorail.
King-Size Homer.

My (apparently) underrated picks are A Milhouse Divided and Hurricane Neddy.

Also, I maintain that Citizen Kang is still some of the best political satire ever to air on television.

"As a young boy, I too dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

"It's time to tear those aliens a third corn chute."
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#135

Nope.

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#136

a legitimate case can be made for the majority of the episodes in seasons 2, 3, 4, and 5.
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#137

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and maggie makes three is my personal favorite.
Is that the one where Homer tapes the pictures over the sign at the end to say "Do it for her"? That episode has always stuck with me. I really like the Stonecutters episode too. I don't pay attention to the episode names sadly, but anyway.

Marge: I don't want you stalking people tonight.
Homer: All right, fine. I'll be right back. I'm just going outside... to... stalk... Lenny and Carl... D'oh!

and

Homer: I swear, that if I ever reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, that my stomach shall become bloated, and my head plucked of all but three hairs...
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One: Everybody takes the same oath!

*Edit - Just had a look, it's Homer the Great. One more quote because it's awesome. lol.

Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad?
Grandpa: I'm a member -
Homer: What do they do? What *don't* they do?
[laughs]
Homer: Oh, they do so many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars.
Lisa: You don't know what they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
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#138

Originally Posted by Kwhit10: View Post
One of my favorite scenes from the show.

After Homer eats Chief Wiggum's chili the second time.
"Don't quit your day job. Whatever that is."
"Space Coyote...?!"

I miss good old Simpsons :[ i struggle to watch the show today in all honesty, it's just not the same thing.
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#139

they have the plant, but we have the power.
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Originally Posted by Stronghammer22: View Post
Is that the one where Homer tapes the pictures over the sign at the end to say "Do it for her"? That episode has always stuck with me. I really like the Stonecutters episode too. I don't pay attention to the episode names sadly, but anyway.

Marge: I don't want you stalking people tonight.
Homer: All right, fine. I'll be right back. I'm just going outside... to... stalk... Lenny and Carl... D'oh!

and

Homer: I swear, that if I ever reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, that my stomach shall become bloated, and my head plucked of all but three hairs...
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One: Everybody takes the same oath!

*Edit - Just had a look, it's Homer the Great. One more quote because it's awesome. lol.

Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad?
Grandpa: I'm a member -
Homer: What do they do? What *don't* they do?
[laughs]
Homer: Oh, they do so many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars.
Lisa: You don't know what they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Yes!

Quote:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do
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#141

Marge vs. The Monorail

Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment


... Just realized both my favorite eps have 'vs.' in them, crazy!
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#142

Originally Posted by vicissitudes: View Post
You Only Move Twice
Homer vs. 18th Commandment
Lisa on Ice
Treehouse of Horror IV / VI
Homer the Heretic
Whacking Day
The Springfield Files

All god tier.
Almost correct, but you're missing Treehouse of Horror V.

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Almost correct, but you're missing Treehouse of Horror V.
I meant V, not VI. I got confused because V was in the 6th season.

I will go hide in a corner now :(
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Originally Posted by Scullibundo: View Post
I can't believe I'm the only one to mention Secrets of a Successful Marriage. It has a golden joke every ten seconds.

It also has perhaps my favourite laugh out loud moment 'You mean I'm gonna be daddy? I hope we stay together forever...forever...forever....forever?'
Bulltshit. The ending to that episode is still one of the worst in the show. Ends on such a god awful note after so much asshole Homer. Same exact shit as the Grimes episode.

If I had to make a Top 10, no order, and this is very difficult for me. But I'm also one of the people who believe most of the truly great ones come from 2-6, rather than 1-8.

Homer The Vigilante(S5)
Simpson and Delilah(S2)
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish(S2)(I may just replace this one)
Lisa's Substitute(S2)
Homer at the Bat(S3)
Last Exit to Springfield(S4)
A Star Is Burns(S6)
Kamp Krusty(S4)
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk(S3)
Deep Space Homer(S5)
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hydragonwarrior
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#145

The episode where Bart and Millhouse get high on quickie and become boy scouts is prettty awesome. And the older halloween episodes.

OH SHIT - and the one where Mr. Burns thinks Mr. Moleman is the lucky charms guy lol
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Originally Posted by hydragonwarrior: View Post
The episode where Bart and Millhouse get high on quickie and become boy scouts is prettty awesome. And the older halloween episodes.

OH SHIT - and the one where Mr. Burns thinks Mr. Moleman is the lucky charms guy lol
Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood used to be one of my absolute favorites.

"Don't do what Donny Don't does.......they could have made this clearer."

I also happen to like The Springfield Connection a lot.
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Originally Posted by shintoki: View Post
Bulltshit. The ending to that episode is still one of the worst in the show. Ends on such a god awful note after so much asshole Homer. Same exact shit as the Grimes episode.
You mean 'Wait till my class hears about this. KIDDING!'

Way to overreact.
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#148

I'll be honest: I can't decide what my favorite episode is.

Saturdays of Thunder
Brother From The Same Planet
Bart's Comet
Treehouse of Horror III
You Only Move Twice
Homer the Heretic
Boy Scoutz 'n The Hood
And Maggie Makes Three
Lemon of Troy
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer

They're all great
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#149

So fond of the Treehouse of Horrors. The first one is really good itself, just for eery tone and fun situations. Still really like Marge coming out with a warning or the episode with Homer in the Treehouse. I like V and VI best overall.
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Last Exit to Springfield is my #1, but I am disappointed no one has mentioned Duffless

-the "when I was 17" song
-my name is otto, I like to get blotto
-the other day I was so desperate for a beer and I ate the dirt under the bleachers

etc. Also one of the more touching episodes.

Give this man a medal