[Dug]

Yeah, a good thread title.

[Mister Negative]

At the Cairo, John was getting the R&R he was waiting for. He lay in a hot tub, wolfing down cheeseburgers. He was in the Cairo's Public Recreational Facility. After finishing off his burger, he stood up and was about to reach for a towel when a totally naked Miranda Keyes walked in. "AARGH!!" She screamed and quickly stumbled out of the room, hands covering her breasts. John stood there, mouth open. "Smooth." He whirled around and saw Cortana with a huge smirk on her face. She had materialized just in time to see the naked Commander walk in. She found it quite funny to watch. Though to be honest, she was quite jealous of the Master Chief, he would get to experience the joy of sex. Cortana had searched the entire web and found everything she could about sex. She knew that it was fun and pleasurable to humans and the more she found out the more she became jealous. She had found an article about this thing she found difficult to understand, it was about lesbians. The more she studied it the more she realized that was who she was. Cortana calculated that according to her sexual preference she would be labeled as a 'lesbian' and not a heterosexual. And then, about a week ago, she began to feel it, it was a longing for physical contact. A contact that she knew she would never get. And she knew she wanted it with Miranda Keyes. After a while she started using the word love, she loved Miranda Keyes. But all of this was irrelevant, she could never become human.

[ViewtifulJC]

Yeah, a good thread title.

for whatever reason, I love your avatar with your posts, so do me a solid and never change it

also, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMNNNNNNN

[The P of Poland]

Did I make the first page?

Damn.

[Hydranockz]

80 days left.

OT8. Reverse it.

8TO.

Eighty... Oh.

[Tashi]

Tashiii going pro in 2012.

GET ON MY LEVEL!

[Fuchsdh]

Ok I'm going to say we've got three-four OTs (including this one) before Halo 4 actually comes out.

Excellent.

[Blue Ninja]

Oh.

[Homeboyd]

80 days left. OT8. Reverse it. 8TO. Eighty... Oh.

Now you're just Reaching.

[Demoncarnotaur]

So anyways, heres the juicy stuff from the last pages of OT7:

[a zoojoo]

At the Cairo, John was getting the R&R he was waiting for. He lay in a hot tub, wolfing down cheeseburgers. He was in the Cairo's Public Recreational Facility. After finishing off his burger, he stood up and was about to reach for a towel when a totally naked Miranda Keyes walked in. "AARGH!!" She screamed and quickly stumbled out of the room, hands covering her breasts. John stood there, mouth open. "Smooth." He whirled around and saw Cortana with a huge smirk on her face. She had materialized just in time to see the naked Commander walk in. She found it quite funny to watch. Though to be honest, she was quite jealous of the Master Chief, he would get to experience the joy of sex. Cortana had searched the entire web and found everything she could about sex. She knew that it was fun and pleasurable to humans and the more she found out the more she became jealous. She had found an article about this thing she found difficult to understand, it was about lesbians. The more she studied it the more she realized that was who she was. Cortana calculated that according to her sexual preference she would be labeled as a 'lesbian' and not a heterosexual. And then, about a week ago, she began to feel it, it was a longing for physical contact. A contact that she knew she would never get. And she knew she wanted it with Miranda Keyes. After a while she started using the word love, she loved Miranda Keyes. But all of this was irrelevant, she could never become human.

By David Ellis


account suicide?

[Franklinator]

Ok I'm going to say we've got three-four OTs (including this one) before Halo 4 actually comes out. Excellent.

Perfect, that will leave enough time for

Halo |OT10| HaloGAF Evolved Anniversary

[xxjuicesxx]

Any more info on that H4 wireless headset yet?

[The P of Poland]

Ok I'm going to say we've got three-four OTs (including this one) before Halo 4 actually comes out. Excellent.

Have more faith in HaloGaf. I say at least 6.

[GhaleonEB]

Well then.

[cocamola]

Halo is a good game.

[a zoojoo]

Well then.

And how was your nap?


Was GAF still acting up for you?


Woah, nice title change, very good title!

[Mister Negative]

I really like the Limited Edition armor. It looks a little more...Halo-like.

[TS x Massacre]

Halo is a good game.

Eh makes fans salty and doesnt afraid of anything.

I love Halo <3

[Franklinator]

ghaleon's here, bail out bail out

[Letters]

Meh at the title change, the other one was fine, witty ones with puns get old fast.


edit- good stuff BigShow :lol

[NobleGundam]

War Sphinx vs Mech in campaign plz

Omg, YES! *Proceedstothrowmoney*

For a SPLIT second, I thought Kiki worked up the courage to post here... Would've been most excellent.

Still think she's waiting to pounce with Humiliating Gifs upon who dares speakuth her name :P edit: Dat New Thread Title Smell

[Ken]

Oh hey, the title changed. All is right with the world again.

[TheOddOne]

Well then.

The King Has Returned. Now we wait for his judgment.

[Hydranockz]

Hahaha good joke Dax. Fooled me. Ok, time for Ghaleon's thread.

Edit: That title change :lol

[Tashi]

Well then.

I guess this time you didn't give Dax your blessing?

lol

[lilty]

That was quick.

[Steelyuhas]

Well then.

War is upon us!

[ViewtifulJC]

Guys

guys

I fuckin' love Halo

I sure hope Halo 4 wants to love me

[TS x Massacre]

Well then.

Ruh roh.

[Devin Olsen]

Dat unicorn LE armor....

[Dax01]

Thread title changed. I hope everybody likes that. I'll add FanExpo to the list of upcoming events.

Sorry I didn't look at suggestions before posting. I think I was distracted by other things on my mind and didn't think things through. I'm feeling a bit down at the moment from other things.

Cheers everyone.

[NullPointer]

Perfect, that will leave enough time for Halo |OT10| HaloGAF Evolved Anniversary

Speaking of which, in my last bit of co-op we made our way through the Library in Halo: CEA, and once again I'll just never understand the hate. Was a great time rushing through the level, firing and hurling grenades the whole way, except for brief interludes of firefight like door defense. I'm sure the graphical upgrades made it easier to stay on course, but its still a solid level.

Well then.

The portal was closing and there wasn't room in the warthog for everybody, and...

[Steelyuhas]

Thread title changed. I hope everybody likes that. I'll add FanExpo to the list of upcoming events. Sorry I didn't look at suggestions before posting. I think I was distracted by other things on my mind and didn't think things through. I'm feeling a bit down at the moment from other things. Cheers everyone.

What was the original title you posted?

[TheOddOne]

Thread title changed. I hope everybody likes that. I'll add FanExpo to the list of upcoming events. Sorry I didn't look at suggestions before posting. I think I was distracted by other things on my mind and didn't think things through. I'm feeling a bit down at the moment from other things. Cheers everyone.

We joke because we love <3

Feel better, man.

[zap]

At the Cairo, John was getting the R&R he was waiting for. He lay in a hot tub, wolfing down cheeseburgers. He was in the Cairo's Public Recreational Facility. After finishing off his burger, he stood up and was about to reach for a towel when a totally naked Miranda Keyes walked in. "AARGH!!" She screamed and quickly stumbled out of the room, hands covering her breasts. John stood there, mouth open. "Smooth." He whirled around and saw Cortana with a huge smirk on her face. She had materialized just in time to see the naked Commander walk in. She found it quite funny to watch. Though to be honest, she was quite jealous of the Master Chief, he would get to experience the joy of sex. Cortana had searched the entire web and found everything she could about sex. She knew that it was fun and pleasurable to humans and the more she found out the more she became jealous. She had found an article about this thing she found difficult to understand, it was about lesbians. The more she studied it the more she realized that was who she was. Cortana calculated that according to her sexual preference she would be labeled as a 'lesbian' and not a heterosexual. And then, about a week ago, she began to feel it, it was a longing for physical contact. A contact that she knew she would never get. And she knew she wanted it with Miranda Keyes. After a while she started using the word love, she loved Miranda Keyes. But all of this was irrelevant, she could never become human.

[Foxtrot]

New Thread :D

[Ken]

I now remember why FOTUS helmet looks so familiar:

[CyReN]

THC drama.

[Tashi]

What was the original title you posted?

Halo OT8 - Yu, Yuhas, Yuhas mich!

[Domino Theory]

What was the original title you posted?

Halo |OT8| Steelyuhas mad

[u4iX]

http://www.grifballhub.com/interview...-halo-4-forge/

They didn't even ask about colors...

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Enter The 36 Chambers
Member
(Today, 12:29 AM)

Just noticed i got my stripes. What makes you go from Junior to member?

Besides big boy hairs.

[MrGreencastle]

You're all nuts. First page few pages of OT is nuts.

[Seance]

Well then.

I feel awkward.

[higherARC05]

At the Cairo, John was getting the R&R he was waiting for. He lay in a hot tub, wolfing down cheeseburgers. He was in the Cairo's Public Recreational Facility. After finishing off his burger, he stood up and was about to reach for a towel when a totally naked Miranda Keyes walked in. "AARGH!!" She screamed and quickly stumbled out of the room, hands covering her breasts. John stood there, mouth open. "Smooth." He whirled around and saw Cortana with a huge smirk on her face. She had materialized just in time to see the naked Commander walk in. She found it quite funny to watch. Though to be honest, she was quite jealous of the Master Chief, he would get to experience the joy of sex. Cortana had searched the entire web and found everything she could about sex. She knew that it was fun and pleasurable to humans and the more she found out the more she became jealous. She had found an article about this thing she found difficult to understand, it was about lesbians. The more she studied it the more she realized that was who she was. Cortana calculated that according to her sexual preference she would be labeled as a 'lesbian' and not a heterosexual. And then, about a week ago, she began to feel it, it was a longing for physical contact. A contact that she knew she would never get. And she knew she wanted it with Miranda Keyes. After a while she started using the word love, she loved Miranda Keyes. But all of this was irrelevant, she could never become human.

Im so horny

[Tawpgun]

Nailed the new thread title. I lol'd irl

[u4iX]

THC drama.

That escalated quickly...

[dangerbyrnes]

hey well, second page at least. also, finally we can get past all our problems with specializations and be happy.

not likely

also, bigshow fanfic.... wtf.

[NobleGundam]

Enter The 36 Chambers Member (Today, 12:29 AM) Just noticed i got my stripes. What makes you go from Junior to member? Besides big boy hairs.

minimum of 300 posts and after a 3 month period should make a member is what I've observed. :)