[joe2187]

this thread is stupid

[Valnen]

Really? A joke thread? God dammit.

[Mr. Sandman]

Yeah you guys are right I should have just left my gun in the car so I could have ran faster to base with the flag I bet they wouldn't have even been able to shoot me if I was running at max speed, much less try to get a safety kill by stopping me I'll try that next time

Premature man, premature.

[LuCkymoON]

if someone gets the jump on you, then a gun is pretty useless at that point. don't forget to report your gun as stolen to the police :(

[Instro]

Yeah you guys are right I should have just left my gun in the car so I could have ran faster to base with the flag I bet they wouldn't have even been able to shoot me if I was running at max speed, much less try to get a safety kill by stopping me I'll try that next time

Man you could have milked this out for days.

[Eric Walton]

maaaan fuck. that's a shitty thing to do.

[Air Zombie Meat]

Yeah you guys are right I should have just left my gun in the car so I could have ran faster to base with the flag I bet they wouldn't have even been able to shoot me if I was running at max speed, much less try to get a safety kill by stopping me I'll try that next time

You seem to be taking it well at least.

[Kaizer]

Plot twist? Plot twist.

[Jim E. Rossler]

Man you could have milked this out for days.

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

[quadriplegicjon]

I have no idea what is going on now. lol

[Eric Walton]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

holy fuck get out of the internet. no way

edit: you're crazy dude

[Volimar]

I have no idea what is going on now. lol

Maybe account suicide.

[spindashing]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

you might

[Yaboosh]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

Hahh, oh don't worry, you will not survive this thread.

[Letters]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

Don't count yourself in the clear just yet.

[Harry Potter]

[Jim E. Rossler]

Hahh, oh don't worry, you will not survive this thread.

A lighthearted joke thread that only went on for 5 minutes that I self revealed?
I'd hope not

[Yaboosh]

Oh shit, here comes Honey Boo Boo.

[Crunched]

What's the purpose of this thread?

Lighthearted joke??? No, OP.

[joe2187]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

I say we use you as an example to all the others who make stupid threads

[nateeasy]

I knew he was lying the whole time.

[Izick]

Maybe account suicide.

Oh boy. Nobody say it.

[Kaizer]

I have no idea what is going on now. lol

Mods are currently holding his account at gunpoint.

[squidyj]

wait... did they only take the gun?


Edit: Oh.

[JambiBum]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

It's not the end that counts. It's the fact that you are a shitty person for making this up when gaffers have actually been robbed lately that counts.

[DeathNote]

All I see is a sarcastic reply to the people above and :D's, so, wut?

[Eric Walton]

A lighthearted joke thread that only went on for 5 minutes that I self revealed? I'd hope not

good night and good luck
good luck and good night

[QualityPixel]

So they stole your airsoft? <--- that is a link

[cacophony]

If you want to make a troll thread at least make it funny

[Air Zombie Meat]

A lighthearted joke thread that only went on for 5 minutes that I self revealed? I'd hope not

So wheres the joke? DayZ reference?

[Instro]

All I see is a sarcastic reply to the people above and :D's, so, wut?

He had an airsoft gun.

[Devolution]

A lighthearted joke thread that only went on for 5 minutes that I self revealed? I'd hope not

This joke thread sucks OP. For shame.

[MormaPope]

[EnderWiggles]

I didn't want to get actually banned at the end though, that's the thing

TOO LATE MOTHEFUCKERRRRRRRR

[Pkm]

Bravo, Day Z right?

I laughed, good one :)

[Jim E. Rossler]

So they stole your airsoft? <--- that is a link

Congrats you got the hint

[Topher]

You don't joke about things like this, dude.

[Grakl]

[Escape Goat]

Banned

[Instro]

I thought it was funny OP.

[DeathNote]

oh shit, all I did was image search the gun

[Aquavelvaman]

One of these threads huh

[ClassyPenguin]

What's going on? I'm totally lost.

[Doctor West]

What's going on? I'm totally lost.

OP just wanted attention.

[joe2187]

What's going on? I'm totally lost.

Op is a douche

[Scullibundo]

[Verelios]

Praying for you OP.

Sayonara.

[Dark Stalkers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2sjSOxphM4

[DJMicLuv]

2 mods with masks on jumped out of some bushes when they saw I had a posted a piss-take in OT and told me to freeze while one went behind me and banned me, I was waiting eyes closed to get permad, but it never came, and they ran off.
I'm still kind of in panic mode right now, pissed they took my posting rights.
I just need to go ly dow or something.

[GaimeGuy]

Well Jim, I hope you don' thave any attachment to your account.