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Sentry
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(08-19-2012, 07:30 PM)
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So i've been experiencing this a lot lately for whatever reason, and i'm not too sure what to make of it. I'm talking about the knees-locked type of bending over, back facing your direction as to get a clear view of their bum Sometimes it's feally in my face or done multiple times in my direction, and other times it's a bit more subtle, but in all cases there's never really any other indication that they're making a play. No glacing afterwards, no eye locking, etc.

Could it just be coincidental or are women too aware of the signals they might be giving off for them to just accidentally stick a body part out like that? I should probably also mention that in most of these cases it's an older woman..
johnsmith
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(08-19-2012, 07:31 PM)
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A female initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
Verdre
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(08-19-2012, 07:31 PM)
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People bend over
Dascu
(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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It would be wise not to make any wild assumptions here.
Tesseract
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by johnsmith

A female initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.

fact.
Bombadil
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
Topher
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by johnsmith

A female initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.

I read this in David Attenborough's voice.
tapedeck
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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They want your seed.
Count Dookkake
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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Dumb ass question.
Eric Walton
(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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sometimes they have to pick things up
Admiral Bone to Pick
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(08-19-2012, 07:32 PM)
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You mentioned that it's more common among older women. Chances are, she's bending that way because it stresses her back less than kneeling down to pick up something. She's probably also less conscious of her body and is less likely to assume that people will be checking her out.

Or maybe she just wants your dick. I dunno.
Stet
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(08-19-2012, 07:33 PM)
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They always want you to fuck them. Always.
The Mana Legend
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(08-19-2012, 07:33 PM)
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I suggest going up and asking them. Maybe even copping a feel.

See what happens, bro.
dragonelite
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(08-19-2012, 07:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by johnsmith

A female initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.

Something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXV5rBnWX0
Redux
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(08-19-2012, 07:34 PM)
Maybe break the ice and tell the woman about the time you ate the dog food.
SiteSeer
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(08-19-2012, 07:34 PM)
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they're testing you. if you don't make a move in the next couple seconds, the deal is off --you're a chump, otherwise, mate that cougar bro!
shadyspace
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(08-19-2012, 07:34 PM)
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Do you honestly think there's a single woman in the world who has thought I'm going to bend over and present this guy my ass like a fuckin' monkey in the middle of this grocery aisle.
samus i am
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(08-19-2012, 07:35 PM)
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How old are you, 14?
injurai
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(08-19-2012, 07:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bombadil

ha, this is amazing.
Air Zombie Meat
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(08-19-2012, 07:35 PM)
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It's a new gang stalking tactic. They actually have cameras mounted in there.
Tesseract
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stet

They always want you to fuck them. Always.

i knew it wasn't just men. i feel like i got screwed with my pants on.
Karsticles
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by shadyspace

Do you honestly think there's a single woman in the world who has thought I'm going to bend over and present this guy my ass like a fuckin' monkey in the middle of this grocery aisle.

Do you really think it has never, ever happened?
Aguirre
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by johnsmith

A female initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.




at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything
ChuyMasta
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by dragonelite

Something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXV5rBnWX0

LMAO!
This reminds me of one of the top comments for a similar video:
"NiGGA JUST GOT AIDS"
kittens
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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You mean bending over is a secret mating dance?!? Ah man, so many missed opportunities. :-(
SquiddyCracker
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by shadyspace

Do you honestly think there's a single woman in the world who has thought I'm going to bend over and present this guy my ass like a fuckin' monkey in the middle of this grocery aisle.

Haha!
NEOPARADIGM
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(08-19-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stet

They always want you to fuck them. Always.

This is my opinion as well.
Clockwork
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(08-19-2012, 07:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Verdre

People bend over

This.
shadyspace
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(08-19-2012, 07:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Karsticles

Do you really think it has never, ever happened?

Not since the development of agriculture.
Bombadil
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(08-19-2012, 07:37 PM)

Originally Posted by shadyspace

Do you honestly think there's a single woman in the world who has thought I'm going to bend over and present this guy my ass like a fuckin' monkey in the middle of this grocery aisle.

That's the subconscious way of it.

It's like when a girl plays with her hair when she's around a dude she likes. She's not deliberately telling him that she likes her.
HiiiLife
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(08-19-2012, 07:37 PM)
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She wants the D.
xxracerxx
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(08-19-2012, 07:37 PM)
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What a stupid question. This is like asking if men only adjust their packages in front of people intentionally to get attention.
Izick
(08-19-2012, 07:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Aguirre


at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything

Beezy
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(08-19-2012, 07:39 PM)

Originally Posted by shadyspace

Do you honestly think there's a single woman in the world who has thought I'm going to bend over and present this guy my ass like a fuckin' monkey in the middle of this grocery aisle.

......

yes
Redux
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(08-19-2012, 07:40 PM)

Originally Posted by xxracerxx

What a stupid question. This is like asking if men only adjust their packages in front of people intentionally to get attention.

If us men had yoga pants, Id wear them and shove my package every which direction.
Stet
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(08-19-2012, 07:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bombadil

That's the subconscious way of it.

It's like when a girl plays with her hair when she's around a dude she likes. She's not deliberately telling him that she likes her.

A lot of girls play with their hair when they're nervous. That could be because they like you, because you intimidate them, or because you come across like a serial killer.
Sentry
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(08-19-2012, 07:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Serious Business

You mentioned that it's more common among older women. Chances are, she's bending that way because it stresses her back less than kneeling down to pick up something. She's probably also less conscious of her body and is less likely to assume that people will be checking her out.

Not that old. I thought so too but they could just turn a different direction showing me her hip instead of a direct view. I wouldn't assume anything if it wasn't for the persistence and the fact that in some cases i literally have to look in another direction so it doesnt seem like im staring (like a foot in front of my face).
DemonNite
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(08-19-2012, 07:41 PM)
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clearly, they ALL want you to do a kancho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ErDTAoGnQ

why are you waiting?
Messypandas
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(08-19-2012, 07:42 PM)
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like this op?

xxracerxx
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(08-19-2012, 07:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Redux

If us men had yoga pants, Id wear them and shove my package every which direction.

Men do have yoga pants:


or just wear these all day:
M.D
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(08-19-2012, 07:43 PM)
Grab their ass and see how they react. What can go wrong?
shadyspace
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(08-19-2012, 07:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stet

A lot of girls play with their hair when they're nervous. That could be because they like you, because you intimidate them, or because you come across like a serial killer.

For me it's usually all three.
TheOddOne
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(08-19-2012, 07:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sentry

So i've been experiencing this a lot lately for whatever reason, and i'm not too sure what to make of it. I'm talking about the knees-locked type of bending over, back facing your direction as to get a clear view of their bum Sometimes it's feally in my face or done multiple times in my direction, and other times it's a bit more subtle, but in all cases there's never really any other indication that they're making a play. No glacing afterwards, no eye locking, etc.

Could it just be coincidental or are women too aware of the signals they might be giving off for them to just accidentally stick a body part out like that? I should probably also mention that in most of these cases it's an older woman..

This made me laugh. Like feally.
Redux
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(08-19-2012, 07:45 PM)

Originally Posted by xxracerxx

Men do have yoga pants:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LYg0c.jpg[IMG]

or just wear these all day:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RddJQ.png[IMG]

Next time you see some guy walking slowly down a subway with dead skin flakes falling off and junk out in the air, you'll know it's someone from GAF.
Aguirre
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(08-19-2012, 07:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Messypandas

like this op?

not necessarily. she had ulterior motives, like getting ice truck killer evidence and selling them
GotEmRunnin
(08-19-2012, 07:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Topher

I read this in David Attenborough's voice.

LOL, same here.
godelsmetric
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(08-19-2012, 07:47 PM)
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*ever intentional

no
mt1200
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(08-19-2012, 07:48 PM)
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Mating signals
Stet
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(08-19-2012, 07:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by shadyspace

For me it's usually all three.

TheOddOne
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(08-19-2012, 07:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by Aguirre

not necessarily. she had ulterior motives, like getting ice truck killer evidence and selling them

Shut up, she likes Masuka because he is so awesome.

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