[LosDaddie]

Just contact the girl. You already fucked her, and if the sex was as good as you claim, then she'll fuck you at least 1 more time.

I understand you OP You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser. Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

damn.... :lol

[JB1981]

yeah i'm sure this is "the first time she's ever done anything like this" so you can't get a hard on and she still wants to see you again? she sounds desperate.

i said it was the first time i did. although right when we were about to have sex she said "i don't do this" lol

and she can be desperate all she wants as far as i'm concerned.

[NinjaBoiX]

Harsh replies in here guys. He's just after some advice.

Even if it's a bit of a stealth brag thread, what's wrong with bragging with your pals about getting laid?

[OriginofHysteria]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

The worst is when it chafes.


Too far?

[GK86]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

You need to work out that dick, brah.

[Log4Girlz]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

Yeah...yeah sex. Right. *kisses left hand*

[Count Dookkake]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

First time this happened to me, I thought it was herpes.

[JB1981]

Harsh replies in here guys. He's just after some advice. Even if it's a bit of a stealth brag thread, what's wrong with bragging with your pals about getting laid?

every positive story about a girl is perceived as a stealth brag thread on gaf.

[OriginofHysteria]

This might turn into a 'People with game' thread.

[Imm0rt4l]

every positive story about a girl is perceived as a stealth brag thread on gaf.

you're asking for advice on how you should go about talking to a girl you already had a fun time with and slept with. There really isn't much to discuss.

[NinjaBoiX]

every positive story about a girl is perceived as a stealth brag thread on gaf.

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[Messypandas]

I understand you OP You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser. Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

[JB1981]

yea it was a pretty brutal post. it did make me laugh though.

[salva]

GAF has the worst girl advice ever. Just text her when you want to see her before she makes plans. End of story.

[Cubsfan23]

she inititated texting you, and you're asking us when YOU need to contact her?

Seriously?

keep letting her be the one that does it

[TRios Zen]

Just be true to yourself - if you want to call her today, call her. If she liked you for who you were that night, she'll appreciate the honesty of who you are being now.

If she freaks out because you called her too soon, or anything like that, then she probably isn't the girl for you anyway.

Of course, don't call her every 10 minutes or so... that would be creepy.

[NinjaBoiX]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

First time this happened to me, I thought it was herpes.

When I broke my banjo (perenum?) was some horrible shit. Sex was basically impossible for months.

[JB1981]

Got the ball rolling again with some texts back and forth. Sweet! I couldn't wait any longer.

[Karak]

I would text her asap. Sounds like she doesn't have a problem with that kind of thing. If you want to make sure you are the only horse-head dipping into that well, you better get on it quick.

When I broke my banjo (perenum?) was some horrible shit. Sex was basically impossible for months.

Wow someone else this happened to.

[OriginofHysteria]

Got the ball rolling again with some texts back and forth. Sweet! I couldn't wait any longer.

Man you should've just done this in the beginning! If she didn't reply there would be plenty more fish in AC next time!

[KoruptData]

From the day i met my wife, I've seen her everyday since. Follow your heart.

[Karak]

From the day i met my wife, I've seen her everyday since. Follow your heart.

That happens in arranged marriages though. Have to keep her at home so she won't escape through duct taped windows. I use a police ankle cuff myself:)

[alphaNoid]

I understand you OP You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser. Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

[KoruptData]

That happens in arranged marriages though. Have to keep her at home so she won't escape through duct taped windows. I use a police ankle cuff myself:)

We moved in with each other after only 2 months. Not typical but it has worked. 3 years this Wednesday. Very happy.

[Karak]

We moved in with each other after only 2 months. Not typical but it has worked. 3 years this Wednesday. Very happy.

Awesome! Happy Anniversary this Wednesday!

[HiiiLife]

You smashed her on the first night. You don't need our advice on how or when to talk to her. Lol.

[Live Free or Die]

I understand you OP You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser. Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

[mjc]

So you've gone the distance with her and you're looking for advice on whats usually done in step one? Dude...just contact her and get it out of the way. You're past the point of playing games.

[maxxpower]

Do you have a big dick OP?

[JB1981]

Do you have a big dick OP?

no

[Houston3000]

Do you have a big dick OP?

He admitted to being impotent due to his anti-depression meds.

[The Skater]

What's with the sudden "Should I approach her/talk to her/call her" threads lately? We have the dating-age thread for a reason, gents.

In the OP's case, going by his username I'm guessing he's at least 30 and already slept with the chick but still needs gaf's advice on when to contact her again? Seems more like a stealth brag to me.

[JB1981]

And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck!

Knew this story was too good to be true :(

Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.

[Ryaaan14]

I have absolutely no clue how this particular encounter is unique enough to be outside the dating thread.

Sounds like a 100% typical hookup. Just carry on like you normally would unless this is your first time with a girl, in which case lurk the dating thread.

[GK86]

And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck!

Makes sense now. She was trying to lure you in for father duties, with her pussy.

[Devolution]

Text her this

(^_(^o^) or 8=======}~ (o )( o)

[CrushDance]

And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck! Knew this story was too good to be true :( Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.

Us Gaffers really have some stupidly bad luck with women :S

[TheChocolateWar]

Eh, I have a policy of not dating girls that smash on the first meeting. Great for booty though.

[Messypandas]

well shes got some baggage but shes mid to late 30's so what did you expect? And shes going through a divorce so its not like shes being unfaithful.

[Ken K in the Fresh!!!]

a lot of bitterness in this thread lol

anyway, op, hope things work out. despite what some of these cynics have said, it is totally possible to find ur next gf at a club/bar. not everyone who likes to party and dance are sluts..

my only advice to u is that don't try to come off as too eager, especially not early on. if this girl is in her 30s and single, then it is safe to say she had seen her fair share of crazies, jerks, and bullshit. don't do anything that would trigger red flags in her head like bombarding her w texts or constantly trying to set up dates. respect her space and don't impose yourself onto her.

one more thing.. if it is determined that she's just in it for the fuck, don't go out of ur way to change her. move on and don't let this sour u. be happy that she gave u a ride of ur life........

good luck :)

edit: just saw the latest update.. whoa.. can't really help u there :/

[Jasoneyu]

And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck! Knew this story was too good to be true :( Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.

wow for some reason I have a feeling she isn't even going through a divorce and she is still in the marriage :/

[Devolution]

Us Gaffers really have some stupidly bad luck with women :S

Better luck can only come with more experience and seeing the signs so you can spot crazy a mile away.

[FairyD]

Don't you guys hate it when your dick hurts from too much sex?

Like when it burns when you pee?

[MasterOfPastures]

She's entering the usual age range where most females stop fucking around for the lolz, and start considering a serious approach to men. It might be that you were a blast to the past for nostalgia's sake.
Then again, I don't know her or you, so discount everything I say.

[SMT]

I understand you OP You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser. Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

Haha, I knew we had assholes on this forum, but this just cuts the cake. I decree you King of Bitterness.

OP, I think you should believe in yourself, text her Wednesday evening and ask her if she is doing anything next Tuesday night.

See her only once a week, and keep the textual tension going with witty conversation.

[CrushDance]

Better luck can only come with more experience and seeing the signs so you can spot crazy a mile away.

True. Going through the experience though is the hard part. FML.

[Devolution]

Haha, I knew we had assholes on this forum, but this just cuts the cake. I decree you King of Assholes. OP, I think you should believe in yourself, text her Wednesday evening and ask her if she is doing anything next Tuesday night. See her only once a week, and keep the textual tension going with witty conversation.

The fuck is this? I declare you King of Games (sorry GFex).

[Dude Abides]

Are you sure your friends didn't hire you a prostitute? I hear such things can happen on bachelor trips AC.

[Karak]

wow for some reason I have a feeling she isn't even going through a divorce and she is still in the marriage :/

For some reason that was the first thing I thought of as well. JET out of there!

[JB1981]

wow for some reason I have a feeling she isn't even going through a divorce and she is still in the marriage :/

she said in the summer, they split custody half the time. and she said please don't call because she has her girls now. we have to make plans via text (red flag)

she said if this is all too much for me, she understands but she had a great time with me sat night. man i'm bummed :(