NeoGAF

entrement · (08-21-2012, 04:03 PM)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1138301

Quote:

An Arizona man was busted in an undercover bestiality sting when he allegedly went online to find a dog for sex — and he’s blaming his woes on a bad marriage, according to reports.

James Naylor, 47, was arrested Monday and faces felony bestiality charges after authorities said he used Craigslist to communicate with dog owners, reported ABC affiliate KNXV in Phoenix.

As part of a two-month investigation, Naylor, of Mesa, allegedly posted ads on Craigslist with titles such as, “Willing to try hung K9 4 Fun too,” the station said.

Naylor ended up contacting an undercover Maricopa County sheriff’s deputy in June and arranged a meeting with him and a dog on Monday, according to county Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Instead, authorities nabbed Naylor...

lol at the bolded.

Mugshot!

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Mistouze · (08-21-2012, 04:04 PM)

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Dreams-Visions · (08-21-2012, 04:05 PM)

Marriage must have been pretty bad indeed.

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

10/10

Kinitari · (08-21-2012, 04:06 PM)

If your marriage is sexless... aren't there humans you can buy sex from?

Ushojax · (08-21-2012, 04:06 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

ElyrionX · (08-21-2012, 04:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Epic

Izick · (08-21-2012, 04:08 PM)

Sickboy007 · (08-21-2012, 04:09 PM)

Quote:

Willing to try hung K9 4 Fun too

lol

grandjedi6 · (08-21-2012, 04:10 PM)

this actually isn't the first time Sheriff Joe Arpaio busted someone in his county on bestiality charges using Craigslist:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2...nt-bestiality/
http://gawker.com/5897491/crazed-she...sex-in-arizona

I'm not sure if he's just really dedicated to rooting out all Bestiality or if his county is just really really fucked up. (I mean, I guess they did vote for him...)

Deadly Cyclone · (08-21-2012, 04:10 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Bombadil · (08-21-2012, 04:10 PM)

aktham · (08-21-2012, 04:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Bombadil:

10/10

pompidu · (08-21-2012, 04:12 PM)

Originally Posted by Bombadil:

Perfect

Kinyou · (08-21-2012, 04:13 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

NEOPARADIGM · (08-21-2012, 04:14 PM)

"hung K9"

malfcn · (08-21-2012, 04:14 PM)

Would be awesome if he posted in missed connections too.

Izick · (08-21-2012, 04:15 PM)

Originally Posted by Bombadil:

weekend_warrior · (08-21-2012, 04:15 PM)

CHEEZMO's future.

Wolf Akela · (08-21-2012, 04:17 PM)

B33 · 04:25 PM

"It would seem that he was caught with his tail between his legs."

First post nails it yet again.

DerZuhälter · (08-21-2012, 04:22 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

strafer · (08-21-2012, 04:23 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

yn-neko hates a cat · (08-21-2012, 04:25 PM)

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

gutshot · (08-21-2012, 04:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Biggzy · (08-21-2012, 04:26 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

gutshot · (08-21-2012, 04:27 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

Bay Maximus · (08-21-2012, 04:27 PM)

Barking up the wrong...fuck it. This thread is already full of win.

On topic.....isn't that the county with the crazy prison? Better hope he doesn't go to the pound.

Steelrain · (08-21-2012, 04:31 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

Ohhhhh........

ThaneKrios · (08-21-2012, 04:31 PM)

Sye d'Burns · (08-21-2012, 04:36 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

yn-neko hates a cat. How about dogs? Tell us how yn-neko feels about dogs.

Evolved1 · (08-21-2012, 04:37 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko LOVES his cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

okay....

SteelAttack · (08-21-2012, 04:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Sye d'Burns:

yn-neko hates a cat. How about dogs? Tell us how yn-neko feels about dogs.

He wants to feel them.

Inside. Deep, deep inside.

Galang · (08-21-2012, 04:39 PM)

Wow I don't even know where to begin with the comments in here lol...

The Technomancer · (08-21-2012, 04:39 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

I can't tell if I'm falling for something or not

AdrianWerner · (08-21-2012, 04:39 PM)

Originally Posted by Kinitari:

If your marriage is sexless... aren't there humans you can buy sex from?

Maybe he didn't consider sex with dog as cheating ;)

maquiladora · (08-21-2012, 04:41 PM)

Life can be ruff sometimes.

xxczx · (08-21-2012, 04:41 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

Evolved1 · (08-21-2012, 04:41 PM)

Anyway... all this is clearly his wife's fault for not being hung.

Drencrom · (08-21-2012, 04:42 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

Can't tell if serious or not

tapedeck · (08-21-2012, 04:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Flawless.

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

4 woofs/10. Shoulda left out dogs proper age for consent part.

Plywood · (08-21-2012, 04:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Mistouze:

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

Az987 · (08-21-2012, 04:46 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

lol

So do you become a sex offender if you get caught for bestiality?

You can't live near animal shelters and have to notify pet owners when you move to a new area.

"Hi, my name is James Naylor and I am legally obligated to tell you I have sex with dogs."

I think they should make him do it just for the lols.

yn-neko hates a cat · (08-21-2012, 04:47 PM)

OH COME ON! Why does GAF always judge others with point of views that aren't the status quo? If you have a problem with the post then address me instead of posting gifs that make me look crazy :(

Originally Posted by Sye d'Burns:

yn-neko hates a cat. How about dogs? Tell us how yn-neko feels about dogs.

I use to own cats but they've since passed and that was too emotionally draining. I love dogs. I'm quite fond of them. I plan to get one after I get my home.

Evolved1 · (08-21-2012, 04:48 PM)

Originally Posted by Plywood:

That had me cracking up... lol... my stomach hurts now.

gutshot · (08-21-2012, 04:49 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

OH COME ON! Why does GAF always judge others with point of views that aren't the status quo? If you have a problem with the post then address me instead of posting gifs that make me look crazy :(

I use to own cats but they've since passed and that was too emotionally draining. I love dogs. I'm quite fond of them. I plan to get one after I get my home.

But posting gifs is way more fun! Also, you're clearly trolling.

Moral Panic · (08-21-2012, 04:49 PM)

Apparently they've busted 6 people this year. I wonder what percentage of the population have these sort of desires. Is it innate?

effingvic · (08-21-2012, 04:50 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

i lost it at "dog pimp". lol

ThoughtsOfSpeaking · (08-21-2012, 04:51 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

I use to own cats but they've since passed and that was too emotionally draining. I love dogs. I'm quite fond of them. I plan to get one after I get my home.

this would normally be a quite normal response. But now it sounds creepy as hell,especially the bolded.

maniac-kun · (08-21-2012, 04:52 PM)

In Germany we have bestial brothels.

D_prOdigy · (08-21-2012, 04:52 PM)

Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?