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Log4Girlz · (08-22-2012, 03:52 PM)

Originally Posted by WascallyWabbit:

http://shelf-life.ew.com/2012/08/22/...-12-exclusive/

Doesn't this make total sense?

Superman's suit looks awful, he has a goofy face, Wonder Woman looks all kinds of wonky and the logo sucks. :(

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 03:55 PM)

I am trying to think of a big league superhero with a worse dating history then Superman, and I can't think of one other then Batman.

jph139 · (08-22-2012, 03:56 PM)

I wonder if an alien from thousands of lightyears away and an Amazonian crafted from clay by ancient gods can have a kid.

thefro · (08-22-2012, 03:56 PM)

This would be interesting if Clark & Diana go on a date, Lois sees them, hijinks ensue, etc.

Hehateme · (08-22-2012, 03:56 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven:

I am trying to think of a big league superhero with a worse dating history then Superman, and I can't think of one other then Batman.

Spiderman?

ViewtifulJC · (08-22-2012, 03:57 PM)

The most boring power couple imaginable

JokerOfSpades · (08-22-2012, 03:58 PM)

Originally Posted by Hehateme:

Spiderman?

...Damn you Quesada.

DeaconKnowledge · (08-22-2012, 04:01 PM)

Slightly off topic, but Why would Superman stick to one woman? It doesn't make sense considering how arrogant Supes is.

Loona · (08-22-2012, 04:02 PM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

You seriously can't come up with a reason why a comic book heroine would be half naked?

Sure, but I like a shred of plausibility in my stories about implausibly powered people living in a world where the passage of time is barely a thing. It helps give the impression that's there's more than deus ex machina at work in the stories.

Jackben · (08-22-2012, 04:05 PM)

Old and Busted

Quote:

vs.

New Hotness

Ya dig?

Tyree · (08-22-2012, 04:06 PM)

Geoff Johns proves once again he is a fan fiction hack.

Loona · (08-22-2012, 04:06 PM)

Originally Posted by DeaconKnowledge:

Slightly off topic, but Why would Superman stick to one woman? It doesn't make sense considering how arrogant Supes is.

He usually doesn't go for the arrogance thing, but this has been mentioned as a factor in his love life or lack thereof: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 04:18 PM)

Originally Posted by Hehateme:

Spiderman?

Yeah damn that Parker luck.

demosthenes · (08-22-2012, 04:24 PM)

MMMMMMMMMMMM

:lol

Hehateme · (08-22-2012, 04:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven:

Yeah damn that Parker luck.

Besides a dead Gwen and unmarried Mary Jane.....damn the luck indeed. But did he ever smag Blackcat and Ms M?

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 04:26 PM)

Originally Posted by Hehateme:

Besides a dead Gwen and unmarried Mary Jane.....damn the luck indeed. But did he ever smag Blackcat and Ms M?

Yes, and Sliver Sable wanted the spiderwang, but he was too busy saving the world.

evil solrac v3.0 · (08-22-2012, 04:31 PM)

it's just a cover people. it'll be over in two issues.

MC Safety · (08-22-2012, 04:31 PM)

What happened to Lois?

Nesotenso · (08-22-2012, 04:31 PM)

Originally Posted by evil solrac v3.0:

it's just a cover people. it'll be over in two issues.

doesn't seem Johns sees it that way.

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 04:32 PM)

Originally Posted by evil solrac v3.0:

it's just a cover people. it'll be over in two issues.

Nu Alan Scott's relationship certainly was!

TheKaeptain · (08-22-2012, 04:32 PM)

Deep Down she still wants Bruce's babies.

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 04:34 PM)

Originally Posted by CaptYamato:

Deep Down she still wants Bruce's babies.

Sorry, Bruce already blew his best load.

TheKaeptain · (08-22-2012, 04:36 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven:

Sorry, Bruce already blew his best load.

Now just imagine that child with crazy god strength.

SUPREME1 · (08-22-2012, 04:37 PM)

Originally Posted by Log4Girlz:

Superman's suit looks awful, he has a goofy face, Wonder Woman looks all kinds of wonky and the logo sucks. :(

Haters gonna hate.

The only thing you're correct about is the logo.

TheKaeptain · (08-22-2012, 04:38 PM)

The new Superman suit is the shit. One of the best things about the reboot.

Psychological Intellect · (08-22-2012, 04:41 PM)

wasn't he always with her?

gabbo · (08-22-2012, 04:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Duane Cunningham:

Didn't Kingdom Come kind of make it seem like they'd been lovers in the past or something? Or am I just mis-remembering?

It implies they had a thing around the time they retired iirc

LeBrick James · (08-22-2012, 04:46 PM)

Originally Posted by CaptYamato:

Deep Down she still wants Bruce's babies.

This.

Still gotta gives Supes his props though. Wonder Woman sure is looking fine.

Slayven · (08-22-2012, 04:48 PM)

Originally Posted by CaptYamato:

Now just imagine that child with crazy god strength.

Not as cool as Cap's and Rogue's kid with Mjornir.

Jarmel · (08-22-2012, 04:58 PM)

This is some fanfic level shit.

Oh and Spider-Man definitely has worse luck when it comes to women.

Messypandas · (08-22-2012, 05:00 PM)

bout time he tapped that clay ass

Memento Mori · (08-22-2012, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Messypandas:

bout time he tapped that clay ass

Not clay any more. She's the biological daughter of Hippolyta and Zeus.

Slime · (08-22-2012, 05:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Jarmel:

This is some fanfic level shit.

Welcome to the New 52.

:(

B-Dubs · (08-22-2012, 05:05 PM)

Originally Posted by Jarmel:

This is some fanfic level shit.

Oh and Spider-Man definitely has worse luck when it comes to women.

I don't think that was even a question, dude had one girl get killed, another sold their marriage to the devil, third left him after she found out he was spidey, Cat only wants his dick, Sable is "dead," Capt. Marvel would incinerate him if he even tried to get that. Damn, dude knows some hot chicks but can't get anywhere.

As far as Supes and WW, they better be careful otherwise they'll make an earthquake. Also you all know she's only doing this to make Bats jealous.

FlashbladeGAF · (08-22-2012, 05:06 PM)

Hehateme · (08-22-2012, 05:07 PM)

Look on the bright side, at least its not Hal.

The Faceless Master · (08-22-2012, 05:07 PM)

Bruce don't want that HHH curse...

TacticalFox88 · (08-22-2012, 05:14 PM)

Originally Posted by Raptor:

She is hot as hell, of course he wants some of that meat.

Which version of Superman is that in your avatar? Looks boss as fuck.

LiK · (08-22-2012, 05:17 PM)

Originally Posted by Salvor.Hardin:

OLD

this.

FlashbladeGAF · (08-22-2012, 05:18 PM)

Originally Posted by TacticalFox88:

Which version of Superman is that in your avatar? Looks boss as fuck.

Same one that's kissing Wonder Woman in the OP's pic
New 52 Justice League(Jim Lee)

evil solrac v3.0 · (08-22-2012, 05:22 PM)

dammit Geoff, how could you have fallen so far? it's always
LL
Lois Lane
Lana Lang
Lori Lemaris

any time Superman tries to hook with someone else it ends bad
Big Barda (they hypnotized them both and they made a porno or something)
Maxima (only wanted his super dick to get prego)
there are others but I forget...

Criminal Upper · (08-22-2012, 05:24 PM)

Wow, such a bold new direction for DC.

Jason Raize '75 - '04 · (08-22-2012, 05:27 PM)

I cant take these female characters in comics seriously when I look at their shape, I'm sorry, but its shameless semi-porn at display here. I'm convinced the first thought that comes into the mind of these artists is 'how can I accentuate the ass/breasts the most'. Never been a big comic book reader, but I wonder if the sexualisation has increased over the last decade

Parallax · (08-22-2012, 05:28 PM)

im finding it hard to care about any of this. if it happens, they'll just retcon it so it doesnt happen tim drake style.

ChocolateCupcakes · (08-22-2012, 05:30 PM)

Originally Posted by TacticalFox88:

Which version of Superman is that in your avatar? Looks boss as fuck.

Its 52. Same as the cover in the OP.

Originally Posted by Jason Raize '75 - '04:

I cant take these female characters in comics seriously when I look at their shape, I'm sorry, but its shameless semi-porn at display here. I'm convinced the first thought that comes into the mind of these artists is 'how can I accentuate the ass/breasts the most'. Never been a big comic book reader, but I wonder if the sexualisation has increased over the last decade

I always thought its one of those acknowledged things but no one ever really talks about it.

Szu · (08-22-2012, 05:30 PM)

Mallrats briefly referenced this possibility.

ElNarez · (08-22-2012, 05:32 PM)

B-Dubs · (08-22-2012, 05:34 PM)

Originally Posted by ChocolateCupcakes:

Its 52. Same as the cover in the OP.

I always thought its one of those acknowledged things but no one ever really talks about it.

They make fun of it with the Black Cat, but still it's pretty excessive.

GeoNeo · (08-22-2012, 05:34 PM)

He can finally shoot his load full force without having to hold back in fear of killing a mortal.

Dyno · (08-22-2012, 05:35 PM)

It's been done before and it makes sense. Most iconic woman superhero gets with the most iconic man.