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#251

Originally Posted by HP_Wuvcraft: View Post
Yes, by all means, tell me that all women that dress like skanks at comic conventions due so for empowerment.
You're the one calling them skanks.
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#252

Originally Posted by Callibretto: View Post
is this considered a bad thing? out of context of the story and no idea who the guy is, that page is funny and make me want to read the book. :)
She-Hulk was a book that used sex to great comedic effect. It's the perfect example of how to do that stuff right.
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#253

Originally Posted by Callibretto: View Post
is this considered a bad thing? out of context of the story and no idea who the guy is, that page is funny and make me want to read the book. :)
Hercules is awesome. You should read some of th series involving him
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#254

Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar: View Post
Is this the cool story bro guy? No wonder he's so sarcastic, he has a better story than us all!
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#255

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
You know you laughed.



=O



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#256

Originally Posted by Pimpbaa: View Post
Powergirl WAS written good when Jimmy Palmiotti was writing.



She's complaining about Catwoman of all people. A character that has been sexualized heavily since Julie Newmar played her. Women like her need to get new non sexualized female characters in comics, not censor characters that a lot of people hold dear. Also to assume that everyone looks on female heroines as sex objects is a bit insulting. I didn't look at her the same way I do a porn star or a stripper.
maybe we just need some sexualized male characters to balance everything
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Originally Posted by JokerOfSpades: View Post
Alright, first of all, the problem with female characters is rarely the notion that they're sexy. It's that they have no character beyond that. That's why (at least among female comic fans that I know) Power Girl and She-Hulk are so respected. Some people (you, for example) look at the image and decide what it is - that doesn't work out very well.
I agree, but it's impractical to convey. If everyone bought everything just because the PR said that there is more to it than what it glaringly obvious from the cover, then marketing would be the easiest job in the world. People see PG and how her tits are being used as the central marketing tool and don't give it thought beyond that because as far as they know, it's no different from the thousands of boob comics that don't bother giving the women any personality and are just there for porn.

By covering up the boob window, they're not taking away the fanservice, because it still exists in the comics, but they are de-emphasizing her breasts in marketing to get people to buy PG for her personality and plot rather than 'Hey guys! Tits!". If nothing else, it is a step in the right direction for how PR should work.

Also, I'm not sure why you think I decide anything on power girl. I don't read her comics and it's not because I think it's juvenile porn. I'm just not interested in the character. What I'm writing here about how people view PG is from the publics point of view and how DC is taking measures to change that for the better by emphasizing her character over her tits in the public consciousness. Whatever happens in the actual comic is another matter entirely and it has nothing to do with what I personally think of PG at all.
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#258

New DC is sort of shameless in its predictability. I could believe that the reason they broke up Clark and Lois is because a writer wanted to ship his OTP.
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#259

Originally Posted by Dacon: View Post
Nicola Scott
Goddamn. Everything about that picture is perfect. The way her hair is moving, the way he's grabbing her arm, her hands around his neck, his leg between hers. Nicola Scott must be really good at understanding physical emotion.
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#260

Originally Posted by beastmode: View Post
maybe we just need some sexualized male characters to balance everything
Hercules. He has no qualms with getting butt naked and having a hearty laugh.
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#261

This is alright, no more damsel in distress, fully powered super banging. I'm cool with it. Batman should just go for human level superheroine, otherwise there will be no batman after one night of frolicking.
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#262

Is that the most traumatizing thing that's happened to a superhero? The fridge incident with Kyle.
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#263

Originally Posted by Salvor.Hardin: View Post
Goddamn. Everything about that picture is perfect. The way her hair is moving, the way he's grabbing her arm, her hands around his neck, his leg between hers. Nicola Scott must be really good at understanding physical emotion.
It's definitely worth looking up more of her work. She's a fantastic artist that can never get enough praise in my book.
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#264

Originally Posted by G-Fex: View Post
Is that the most traumatizing thing that's happened to a superhero? The fridge incident with Kyle.
Nope daredevil has him beat in spades. Then there's donna troy....
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#265

Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
Nope daredevil has him beat in spades. Then there's donna troy....
Oh right. Shit I forgot them.
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#266

Originally Posted by G-Fex: View Post
Is that the most traumatizing thing that's happened to a superhero? The fridge incident with Kyle.
Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
Nope daredevil has him beat in spades. Then there's donna troy....
Now I'm curious. You guys wanna explain these?
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#267

The supervillain Major Force murdered Kyle Rayner's girlfriend and stuffed her corpse in Kyle's refrigerator for him to find later. It inspired the trope name for killing off a female character just to get a reaction out of a hero.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...fedInTheFridge
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#268

Wonder Woman is a great character with a great backstory, but such boring supporting characters and villains.

Superman is a fairly boring character with a great backstory.

I think they actually work well together. Forget Lois Lane, try something different for God's sake. I'm sick of superheroes and their "eternal loves" that are blasphemy to change.
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#269

Originally Posted by Phoenician_Viking: View Post
Exactly. What happened to those 2. I thought they were paired together.

Domestic violence.

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#270

Originally Posted by KevinCow: View Post
Now I'm curious. You guys wanna explain these?
Daredevil just has a fucked up life, it would take a while to go through.
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#271

Originally Posted by Phoenician_Viking: View Post
Exactly. What happened to those 2. I thought they were paired together.
This was never much of a thing outside of the cartoon.
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#272


http://gma.yahoo.com/video/entertain...-30351546.html
Lol at the video
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#273

Originally Posted by Novid: View Post
thats his first cousin btw.

thats why i dont blame Japan for nothin.

That's Juggernaut, not Hulk.
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#274

Quote:
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#275

Originally Posted by KevinCow: View Post
Now I'm curious. You guys wanna explain these?
hah, if you were Matt Murdock, you would know what it feels like to have a love/hate relationship with whatever god-like being created you. Lets just say that any moment of happiness he experiences comes with it's own 'countdown to the breakdown'. It's precise enough to make a drinking game out of it, so by the time the villain behind all the misery shows up, you'll be too nicely soused to even care.

People don't just fuck with Daredevil, they adopt whole new philosophies of griefing/trolling. It becomes the "fucking with Daredevil" lifestyle.

Originally Posted by Tence: View Post
Domestic violence.
Now, that there's a smile. You know how much a lot of people would give to have Princess Diana trample them? Pretty sure Bruce is a boots fetishist, not to mention PVC, and BDSM.

Originally Posted by beastmode: View Post
maybe we just need some sexualized male characters to balance everything
I don't even mind stupid sexy naked Herc. I could actually drink a beer with that dude.
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#276

Originally Posted by Forkball: View Post
Is this the cool story bro guy? No wonder he's so sarcastic, he has a better story than us all!
Incredible Hercules is pretty funny. Lots of humorous onomatopoeia in the book.





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#277

Originally Posted by jaxword: View Post
Uh, gross, dude. Also, that's Juggernaut, not Hulk.
JUGGY? Why make him so fucking gray though
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#278

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Daredevil just has a fucked up life, it would take a while to go through.
We need a "Come feel sorry for Daredevil" thread.

Originally Posted by Hehateme: View Post
The two dudes are hilarious. They don't like this shit at all. lol
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#279

Originally Posted by Hehateme: View Post
ABC doing that misnformed shit again. They have had it bad (but the ratings are good)
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#280

now Superman can have an heir o_o
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#281

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
now Superman can have an heir o_o
He wont need one because as a comicbook character he will never age!
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#282

Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar: View Post
He wont need one because as a comicbook character he will never age!
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
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#283

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
Why must I know so much about comics?

http://www.comicvine.com/christopher...full_site=true
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#284

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
Why can't lois be a mother? Is that because Superman climaxes like a gun and needs the impervious cervix of Wonderwoman to contain it?
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#285

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
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Originally Posted by Zaptruder: View Post
Why can't lois be a mother? Is that because Superman climaxes like a gun and needs the impervious cervix of Wonderwoman to contain it?
Right, because Superman needs a promethium-lined toilet in order to take a piss? Niven didn't do anyone any favors with his little story.

Originally Posted by Ghost_Protocol: View Post
People have been asking, "What do you want in the next Batman reboot?"

This is what I want.
I like the way you think.
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#287

Originally Posted by FlashbladeGAF: View Post

People have been asking, "What do you want in the next Batman reboot?"

This is what I want.
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#288

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel: View Post
Right, because Superman needs a promethium-lined toilet in order to take a piss? Niven didn't do anyone any favors with his little story.
I don't even know what this means.
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#289

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
or it can happen in one of them...ANIMAY"S!?
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#290

Originally Posted by Zaptruder: View Post
I don't even know what this means.
he means it's dumb to think superman's penis kills people
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#291

Originally Posted by bigboss370: View Post
sure, but at least we can get a new dimension to his character by him being a father. and i can think of many plots that can me made just using this dynamic.

although i do wish Lois was the mother. Wonderwoman is something that needs to happen in another dimension or something, cuz the offspring of that would would be absurd in terms of power :P
he raised zods son, i think that counts

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Why must I know so much about comics?

http://www.comicvine.com/christopher...full_site=true
beat me to the punch again, slay
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#292

Originally Posted by Novid: View Post
JUGGY? Why make him so fucking gray though
Guess he got a little pale after a heavy workout.

However, She-Hulk denied they had sex later on, so it never happened.
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Originally Posted by jaxword: View Post
Guess he got a little pale after a heavy workout.

However, She-Hulk denied they had sex later on, so it never happened.
They retconned it so it was somebody else.

To explain further, in one She-Hulk comic, she ran into an alternate universe where there were a bunch of un-powered versions of the regular Marvel heroes. IIRC, these folks had been engaging in some, let's say, transdimensional tourism, and had been crossing over into the main universe to do stuff with the powers of their counterparts. The "She-Hulk" who slept with Juggernaut was apparently the Jennifer Walters of this alternate universe.

Copied from Wikipedia:

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In She-Hulk #21, it is revealed that some recent continuity errors are a result of the non-powered Earth-A counterparts of heroes such as She-Hulk, Dr. Strange, Hulkling, and Wiccan traveling to Earth-616 (which they call Earth-B) and acquiring the powers of their 616 counterparts.
Rhino: There appears to be at least four counterparts for him since he was apprehended five times the same week. One of them was defeated by his Earth's She Hulk.
She-Hulk: This She-Hulk slept with Juggernaut, hence she appeared in the pages of Austen's Uncanny X-Men and possibly Claremont's New Excalibur. She almost took 616-She-Hulk's place when the latter was depowered but when she was cured they both realized they were better off in their own worlds.
Wiccan and Hulkling: Registered in the Initiative, much to the dismay of their 616 counterparts.
Dazzler: Still blonde, went on a tour while the real one was busy being part of the New Excalibur.
All of them had been sent home by the end of She-Hulk vol. 2 #21.
I love comics.
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Originally Posted by Htown: View Post
They retconned it so it was somebody else.

To explain further, in one She-Hulk comic, she ran into an alternate universe where there were a bunch of un-powered versions of the regular Marvel heroes. IIRC, these folks had been engaging in some, let's say, transdimensional tourism, and had been crossing over into the main universe to do stuff with the powers of their counterparts. The "She-Hulk" who slept with Juggernaut was apparently the Jennifer Walters of this alternate universe.
So yeah, just like in real life, if a woman says she didn't sleep with someone, she will say this so loudly that it will actually warp space-time to make it true.
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#295

I just like the idea that Chuck Austen's little throway thing was so dumb that other comic writers went, "nope. that's stupid. shit never happened."
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#296

Originally Posted by Zaptruder: View Post
I don't even know what this means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_...man_of_Kleenex
NSFW
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#297

Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar: View Post
That's actually pretty funny.