thirty
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maaaan F twinkies!!!!! #1

wtf is this shit? so on a whim because they were like 1.50 for a box at the market I said why not. kids ended up eating them at a pool party during the weekend but there was one left so I just attempted to eat it. I kid you not it has to be the fucking worse dessert food ever. how on God's green earth have these things been around for 100 years? geez I need to go rinse my mouth now.
WinoMcCougarstein
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(08-23-2012, 04:25 AM)

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This isn't Facebook.
Devolution
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(08-23-2012, 04:25 AM)

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Everyone knows Hohos are better.
dekline
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(08-23-2012, 04:25 AM)

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I love twinkies but rarely eat them
Fisticuffs
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(08-23-2012, 04:25 AM)

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gotta deep fry those suckers first! yeeehaw!!!
gblues
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(08-23-2012, 04:26 AM)

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The chocolate creme ones are God tier.
Amory
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(08-23-2012, 04:26 AM)

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You shut your mouth. Twinkies are great.
thirty
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(08-23-2012, 04:27 AM)

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Originally Posted by WinoMcCougarstein: View Post
This isn't Facebook.
yeah bro I looked at the address bar and was sure it was gaf before posting. good looking out tho man. 'preciate it.

Originally Posted by gblues: View Post
The chocolate creme ones are God tier.
that's what I had. disgusting.
FrostuTheNinja
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(08-23-2012, 04:27 AM)

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Twinkies ain't got nothing on Zingers.
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(08-23-2012, 04:27 AM)

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They're okay. I wouldn't go out of my way for one.
Trent Strong
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Ding Dongs are better. (A Ding Dong is not a euphemism for a penis, you sick fucks.)
Kitsunebaby
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(08-23-2012, 04:27 AM)

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While I find them rather nasty normally, they become amazing when battered and deep-fried.



Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
Everyone knows Hohos are better.
Nothing better than downing a box of Hohos with some orange soda wjhile watching tv. God, I long for my old metabolism.
SpectreFire
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(08-23-2012, 04:28 AM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
Everyone knows Hohos are better.
Who you calling a hoho
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(08-23-2012, 04:28 AM)

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I spent 30 years looking at Twinkie ads in comics and building them up in my mind to be the best fucking thing I've never eaten and I finally got to America last year and had my first one and I was like, 'oh, is this it'...

Dreams shattered.
thirty
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(08-23-2012, 04:29 AM)

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hohos are good but yodels are far superior.
Rhomega Beta
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(08-23-2012, 04:29 AM)

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Cupcakes are the best of the Hostess bunch.
lush
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(08-23-2012, 04:29 AM)

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I don't believe I've ever eaten a Twinkie.
jambo
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thirty's tag doesn't work anymore
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Originally Posted by thirty: View Post
wtf is this shit? so on a whim because they were like 1.50 for a box at the market I said why not. kids ended up eating them at a pool party during the weekend but there was one left so I just attempted to eat it. I kid you not it has to be the fucking worse dessert food ever. how on God's green earth have these things been around for 100 years? geez I need to go rinse my mouth now.
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(08-23-2012, 04:30 AM)

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Originally Posted by Fusebox: View Post
I spent 30 years looking at Twinkie ads in comics and building them up in my mind to be the best fucking thing I've never eaten and I finally got to America last year and had my first one and I was like, 'oh, is this it'...

Dreams shattered.
I've noticed that usually the worst/cheapest products have the absolute best advertisements.
FrostuTheNinja
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(08-23-2012, 04:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by Kitsunebaby: View Post
I've noticed that usually the worst/cheapest products have the absolute best advertisements.
Gotta make someone buy the garbage.
Fisticuffs
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(08-23-2012, 04:32 AM)

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Originally Posted by Kitsunebaby: View Post
I've noticed that usually the worst/cheapest products have the absolute best advertisements.
well i still like old spice deoderant.
Az987
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(08-23-2012, 04:34 AM)

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Originally Posted by Trent Strong: View Post
Ding Dongs are better. (A Ding Dong is not a euphemism for a penis, you sick fucks.)
It's funny because no one else was thinking that but you.
Trent Strong
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Originally Posted by Az987: View Post
It's funny because no one else was thinking that but you.
I guess I'm the sickest fuck of all.
Volimar
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(08-23-2012, 04:36 AM)

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Zingers are where it's at when talking about Hostess.


Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
Everyone knows Hohos are better.
I prefer Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.
MIMIC
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(08-23-2012, 04:36 AM)

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I've never cared for Twinkies, either. Only had 1 or 2 in my entire life.

Now those Cup Cakes.....DELICIOUS. (I ate 2 packs just now, lol)
Fisticuffs
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(08-23-2012, 04:37 AM)

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Originally Posted by Az987: View Post
It's funny because no one else was thinking that but you.
well we spent the morning talking about our penises so we can't really talk!
Henchmen21
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(08-23-2012, 04:37 AM)

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Originally Posted by thirty: View Post
wtf is this shit? so on a whim because they were like 1.50 for a box at the market I said why not. kids ended up eating them at a pool party during the weekend but there was one left so I just attempted to eat it. I kid you not it has to be the fucking worse dessert food ever. how on God's green earth have these things been around for 100 years? geez I need to go rinse my mouth now.
Maybe you should check the expiration date on the box before you eat them.

Originally Posted by Trent Strong: View Post
Ding Dongs are better. (A Ding Dong is not a euphemism for a penis, you sick fucks.)
It is in my household.

Originally Posted by Az987: View Post
It's funny because no one else was thinking that but you.
I Wouldn't say no one.
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(08-23-2012, 04:42 AM)

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Originally Posted by FrostuTheNinja: View Post
Twinkies ain't got nothing on Zingers.
Fucking right. Zingers are the greatest snack cake of all.
CTE
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(08-23-2012, 04:42 AM)
#30

The best products Hostess made were these.



and these

canoli2006
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(08-23-2012, 04:43 AM)

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Fuck twinkies. Yodels are where it's at.
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(08-23-2012, 04:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by Fusebox: View Post
I spent 30 years looking at Twinkie ads in comics and building them up in my mind to be the best fucking thing I've never eaten and I finally got to America last year and had my first one and I was like, 'oh, is this it'...

Dreams shattered.
sucker
Yo Gotti
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(08-23-2012, 04:44 AM)

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Twinkies do suck.

Oatmeal cream pies >
Volimar
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Originally Posted by CTE: View Post
The best products Hostess made were these.



and these

At my local store there's a generic company that makes these pies. They taste better than Hostess and they're only 2 for a dollar. I like the chocolate, apple, and lemon the best, but the lemon gives me terrible heartburn.

Originally Posted by Yo Gotti: View Post
Twinkies do suck.

Oatmeal cream pies >
When I was a little kid, I'd walk down the road from my house to the local gas station with fifty cents and walk home with a little debbie and a can of pop. Those were the days.
NightmareTrigger
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Originally Posted by FrostuTheNinja: View Post
Twinkies ain't got nothing on Zingers.
QUOTED FOR TRUTH
FrostuTheNinja
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(08-23-2012, 04:48 AM)

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Originally Posted by Volimar: View Post
At my local store there's a generic company that makes these pies. They taste better than Hostess and they're only 2 for a dollar. I like the chocolate, apple, and lemon the best, but the lemon gives me terrible heartburn.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss...

There is something gross as hell about one of those "chocolate pies in a bag" but I'll be damned if they aren't delicious.
Branduil
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Originally Posted by CTE: View Post
The best products Hostess made were these.



and these

This.
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Originally Posted by Kitsunebaby: View Post
I've noticed that usually the worst/cheapest products have the absolute best advertisements.
Originally Posted by Pizarro: View Post
sucker
You're both right, but I had to find out the hard way. I was like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland when I got to America, it was top of my list of things to do:

1. EAT TWINKIE
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went camping this last weekend.On the final morning I was making breakfast, just for shits and giggles I dunked a Twinkie in pancake batter and tossed it on a cast iron skillet

IT WAS AMAZING
thirty
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(08-23-2012, 04:59 AM)

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wow those wrappers made me remember that hostess, drakes cakes and little Debbie were all between 25 and 50 cents back in the day :(
Silas Lang
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(08-23-2012, 04:59 AM)

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Never been a huge fan myself.
Whimsical Phil
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(08-23-2012, 05:00 AM)

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1) Go to a Burger Bar restaurant.
2) Order a Twinkie Milkshake.
3) Consume Twinkie Milkshake.
4) Regret that the remainder of your life is meaningless as you have just experienced the maximum amount of joy that a person can feel.

Pecan1
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(08-23-2012, 05:02 AM)
#43

That twinki drink looks good.

Star Crunch or Zebra Cake 4 life
THE NO LIFE KING
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Originally Posted by CTE: View Post
The best products Hostess made were these.



and these

The bane of my existence.

Especially the chocolate pies.
joe2187
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(08-23-2012, 05:04 AM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
Everyone knows Hohos are better.
Love dem ho's

Also Honey Buns are best, and Oatmeal cream pies, all with WHOLE MILK...because one day I'm going to drink myself into diabetes
speculawyer
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(08-23-2012, 05:06 AM)

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I didn't even like them as a kid.
hateradio
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The Mexican version are better. They're called Submarinos (submarines). Twinkies are kinda gross.



However, Gansitos are better -- although the chocolate outside is sometimes waxy.

Kitsunebaby
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(08-23-2012, 05:08 AM)

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While I enjoy most of the snack cakes mentioned so far, why does no one ever mention the greatest one?



I would easily eat an entire box in one sitting. Unrolling and eating the slightly drier outer ring before popping the moist gooey center into my mouth. Pure bliss.
FatalT
She swallowed that shit, go ahead, swab her cheeks.
I'm clean.
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I like Twinkies. :(
Megadragon15
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(08-23-2012, 05:10 AM)

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Chocodiles are better.