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Foxy Fox 39
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(08-30-2012, 06:18 PM)
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Don't captchas help translate websites or something?
skybaby
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(08-30-2012, 06:18 PM)

Originally Posted by krameriffic

0

It's funny because that's a real easy one haha
OnkelC
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(08-30-2012, 06:23 PM)
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SnakeswithLasers
If I want to pay a black man $20 to suck him off in a public bathroom, by God and Country, I SHALL.
(08-30-2012, 06:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Manmademan

That's a re Captcha. The second word is optional, part of a project to help transcribe books.

So yes, totally Hitler.

But Hitler BURNED books! I think you're being sarcastic.
Anteater
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(08-30-2012, 06:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by OnkelC

[IMG]anal[/IMG]

GhostWriter24
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(08-30-2012, 06:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by likeGdid

My favorite:

:lol :lol

The butthole pic, not so much.
Bisnic
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(08-30-2012, 06:30 PM)
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That's an insult to Hitler.
Clydefrog
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(08-30-2012, 06:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jasoneyu

They suck in general but they are awesome because they spawn the awesome meme comics.

I love you pailbat

all hail the glorious pailbat
StalkerUKCG
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(08-30-2012, 06:49 PM)
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reCaptchas are glorious.
Htown
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(08-30-2012, 07:01 PM)
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Worse than the guy or just the store?
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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(08-30-2012, 07:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rookje

Check out this TED talk on Captcha (well kinda)

This was good, thanks for posting, I don't feel as bad now, filling out these nuisances.



Aaaand... what is up with the sphincter on this page?
jts
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(08-30-2012, 07:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

Actually a computer can read and calculate that, unlike most people. Or that's the point and you have to fail to prove you're human?
tarius1210
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(08-30-2012, 07:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

Answer should be: "I have no fucking clue"

Response: Correct.
You Are Viewtiful
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(08-30-2012, 08:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

This makes me want to be a part of this highly intelligent website.
Treefingers
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(08-30-2012, 08:08 PM)
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If that's on a math related forum or something it makes sense. Anyone with basic knowledge of derivatives can solve that in their head in 5 seconds.
Theonik
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(08-30-2012, 08:08 PM)
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Are you a robot OP? If not then you shouldn't fear tests to prove otherwise, since you have nothing to hide!
Kusagari
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(08-30-2012, 08:10 PM)
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They're stupid as hell.

There are some where there's lines and shit all through them and they look so distorted that you would need to BE a robot to make sense of them.

The best ones are the one where it just gives you a simple, legible sentence. But instead everyone seems to prefer to use these captchas from hell.
RevDM
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(08-30-2012, 08:12 PM)
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Treefingers
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(08-30-2012, 08:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kusagari

They're stupid as hell.

There are some where there's lines and shit all through them and they look so distorted that you would need to BE a robot to make sense of them.

The best ones are the one where it just gives you a simple, legible sentence. But instead everyone seems to prefer to use these captchas from hell.

yea I'm sure the spambots love those as well.
Baraka in the White House
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(08-30-2012, 08:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Clydefrog

all hail the glorious pailbat

RUN CONETLIE!
FACE
I'M STILL CASTILLE
(08-30-2012, 08:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

That's pretty easy.
whitehawk
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(08-30-2012, 08:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by FACE

That's pretty easy.

Not for everyone man, not for everyone.
Kusagari
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(08-30-2012, 08:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Treefingers

yea I'm sure the spambots love those as well.

I don't give a shit about spambots. I care about not having to spend 5 minutes trying to find a captcha I can read.
Venfayth
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(08-30-2012, 09:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by RevDM

NO
Emerson
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(08-30-2012, 10:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by FACE

That's pretty easy.

Is the beginning of it trying to divide by 0?
Samurai_Heart
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(08-30-2012, 10:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Foxy Fox 39

Don't captchas help translate websites or something?

Apparently whenever we do one we're translating old documents.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19431...n-experts.html
Read no.3, but still hate captchas especially now that they are getting messier.
Tomat
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(08-30-2012, 10:12 PM)
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Protip: You only have to fill in one of the words (usually the longer one) and you can type in whatever for the second word.

Captchas really aren't that hard to figure out. Just refresh if you get a ridiculous one.

Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

I think I can actually figure this one out. It's been months since I had calculus, but this one isn't hard. 28 * cos(7x - pi/2) (Only took derivative)
Last edited by Tomat; 08-30-2012 at 10:22 PM.
FACE
I'M STILL CASTILLE
(08-30-2012, 10:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Emerson

Is the beginning of it trying to divide by 0?

You differentiate the function then replace x with 0.
Nerfgun
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(08-30-2012, 10:13 PM)
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Is it still Hitlerian if it's KittenAuth?
PK Gaming
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(08-30-2012, 10:14 PM)
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yes. yes. YES. YES!

I loathe Captcha's. I loathe them all.

Seriously, some of the word requirements are absurd! Why is it even necessary for me to write bxhagreb einarsty (and a bunch of words are stuck together), its not like spambots have eyes. -_-
onipex
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(08-30-2012, 10:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by espresso

These are fun.

Too easy.
Fugu
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(08-30-2012, 10:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Treefingers

If that's on a math related forum or something it makes sense. Anyone with basic knowledge of derivatives can solve that in their head in 5 seconds.

Anyone with basic knowledge of the number zero can solve that in their head in five seconds.

GavinGT
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(08-30-2012, 10:21 PM)
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It's 4 * derivative of inside function * derivative of sin function, evaluated at x=0.

So, 4 * 7 * cos (7x - (pi/2)), then evaluate for x=0, yielding 28cos(-pi/2) = 28*0 = 0.



BTW, these are the new worst captchas (even if they're easier):

Last edited by GavinGT; 08-30-2012 at 10:23 PM.
Neki
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(08-30-2012, 10:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by RevDM


where do you guys find these LOL
dallow_bg
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(08-30-2012, 10:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by GavinGT

It's 4 * derivative of inside function * derivative of sin function, evaluated at x=0.

So, 4 * 7 * cos (7x - (pi/2)), then evaluate for x=0, yielding 28cos(-pi/2) = 28*0 = 0.



BTW, these are the new worst captchas (even if they're easier):

I just got one of those.... wonder what took themk so long to turn them into ads..... ugh

Anustart
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(08-30-2012, 10:38 PM)
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Back when lockerz was still good for certain types of people, I had an automatic captcha filler that would allow me to set it and forget it to gain ptz from watching videos.

But I agree with you in that before I had that filler, entering captchas was ridiculous.
See You Next Wednesday
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(08-30-2012, 10:38 PM)
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Some are actually fun!
Rapstah
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(08-30-2012, 10:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fugu

Anyone with basic knowledge of the number zero can solve that in their head in five seconds.

More to the point I'm pretty sure most computers could solve that in less than a millionth the time of the fastest human solution.
CrunchinJelly
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(08-30-2012, 10:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by See You Next Wednesday

Some are actually fun!

Your Answer:

sogood
MNC
(08-30-2012, 10:41 PM)
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It's because only one of two captcha's is enough to type in. There was this whole theory for the backend.
LiK
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(08-30-2012, 10:42 PM)
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refresh x times and i still can't still what it wants me to type.
equap
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(08-30-2012, 10:43 PM)

Originally Posted by Cake Boss

Seriously why is one word readable with no problem but the other word looks like it fucked itself inside and out. Trying to figure this shit out when already stressed from job searching only makes it more stressful.



I mean what in the fuck is this?

um....why not just load another CAPTCHA??

if you're stressed because of something so simple then maybe you shouldn't be working. Work is a lot more stressful and I don't want you to go postal at work and we have to read about it on GAF.
Mama Robotnik
(08-30-2012, 10:43 PM)
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Captcha's brought us Inglip. I will always thank them for that.

I mean, this shit is funny.

Razek
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(08-30-2012, 10:45 PM)
The worst ones are where you have to enter both words and the second word is '∞◘«]rČ◘' while it reads 'Moilrs'. I end up just reloading a bunch of times until I get one, guess, and somehow get it right.
Treefingers
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(08-30-2012, 10:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fugu

Anyone with basic knowledge of the number zero can solve that in their head in five seconds.

no? you need to know derivatives or wolfram
Backfoggen
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(08-30-2012, 10:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Neki

where do you guys find these LOL

http://www.captchart.com/
brucewaynegretzky
(08-30-2012, 10:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Solo

ffs cakeboss

Stick to booze

He's.... less bad at it?
Izick
(08-30-2012, 10:54 PM)

Originally Posted by dekline

Hitler was pretty bad

Yeah but, captcha...
Fugu
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(08-30-2012, 10:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Treefingers

no? you need to know derivatives or wolfram

How? It already tells you that x is equal to zero.

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