[EatChildren]

Hey hey, Mr Norris. Fair go. You already had your dark age.

[Seanspeed]

Can the long-running joke that Chuck Norris is cool/badass stop now?

[disappeared]

The only thing that video showed was that Norris has a pretty good looking wife.

[enzo_gt]

DARKNESS EVERYBODY

DARKNESS IS SPREADING

[Divvy]

Why does he sound like a crappy fantasy novel soothsayer?

[richiek]

"Ratings have been disabled for this video"
LOL

[Aiii]

The only thing that video showed was that Norris has a pretty good looking wife.

Bit of a shame we won't be able to see her during all the darkness that is going to be happening.

[Plywood]

Don't distract us with ice cream Plywood! Answer the question!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwovCApvtI

Aiii, can't you see? This boils down to people's preference in ice cream!

It is why there are people against strawberry icecream:

[Steelrain]

Can the long-running joke that Chuck Norris is cool/badass stop now?

Nah he was still cool/badass in his movies.

[Horns]

My vote can only be swayed by Kirk Cameron.

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

never understood the love that guy gets

Very good action movies.

Nah he was still cool/badass in his movies.

This.

[Kabouter]

A thousand seems like a pretty long time. That's like four times as long as the US has existed up to this point. They must have some pretty convincing arguments to make such a bold claim.

[Matthew Gallant]

I commented "Walker told me the country has AIDS" and in like 5 seconds someone replied "And he's right!"

These motherfuckers.

[Master Thespian]

Can the long-running joke that Chuck Norris is cool/badass stop now?

It's too bad that the irony of saying Chuck Norris was cool/badass was lost somewhere along the way.

[djplaeskool]

Very good action movies.

[giga]

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Bring it. I'm down for that argument. Invasion USA is better than Red Dawn for starters.

[Wilsongt]

You just can't hide crazy, can you?

[onken]

Though it's weird at no point does he say "vote republican" or "vote for Romney", such a bizarre video all round.

[eBay Huckster]

Can the long-running joke that Chuck Norris is cool/badass stop now?

No because you see he was a Cool Dude in two or three movies in the last 1000 years of light

[Kinitari]

A thousand seems like a pretty long time. That's like four times as long as the US has existed up to this point. They must have some pretty convincing arguments to make such a bold claim.

It's probably some pretty simple math. How long between the anti-Christ showing up and Jesus coming back?

[Brinbe]

FOH, Chuck

[Tesseract]

i can imagine norris watching texas ranger repeats on usa while his wife whispers gospel goop in his ear.

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

No because you see he was a Cool Dude in two or three movies across the history of time

Far more than that.

[Majine]

No wonder the republicans are going crazy, a 1000 year presidential term is crazy.

[Matthew Gallant]

Though it's weird at no point does he say "vote republican" or "vote for Romney", such a bizarre video all round.

http://votingforjesus.com/

[eBay Huckster]

Far more than that.

Now name them and I'll tell you why they're bad.

[morningbus]

Imagine a world where Chuck Norris facts stayed Vin Diesel facts.

For me, it has already been a millennium of darkness.

[SteveWD40]

Invasion USA is better than Red Dawn for starters.

[marrec]

A thousand seems like a pretty long time. That's like four times as long as the US has existed up to this point. They must have some pretty convincing arguments to make such a bold claim.

It's going to take a long time to reverse the effects of global warming, so the large sun light blocker that Obama would install if elected to another term as President would have to be in place for 1000 years in order to set the climate back to normal.

Chuckles forgot to mention that.

[Milchjon]

This guy is a joke.

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

It is, one is mostly boring punctuated with decent action, the other is pretty much al action and never boring.

[Bisnic]

I think americans would rather take 1000 years of darkness with Obama than 10000 years of craziness with Romney. But what do i know?

[Autumn Wind]

lol, just go back to advertising the Total Gym, Charles.

[djplaeskool]

Bring it. I'm down for that argument. Invasion USA is better than Red Dawn for starters.

I am one man with one opinion, that opinion being his movies were not that great (save for Lone Wolf McQuade).
No need for argument.

[mernst23]

Far more than that.

Way of the Dragon
Delta Force 1 and 2


....?

[Rebel Leader]

30 million evangelical Christians.

What does that even mean?

[SteveWD40]

It is, one is mostly boring punctuated with decent action, the other is pretty much al action and never boring.

I am clearly only communicating in images...

[Aiii]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwovCApvtI Aiii, can't you see? This boils down to people's preference in ice cream! It is why there are people against strawberry icecream: http://i.imgur.com/woiZg.jpg

You might be onto something here.

Maybe instead of ballots we should just put out ice cream and whichever of the flavors runs out first, the person associated with that one is gonna be the next president.

I bet you we would never need to see another campaign like Vote or Die.

[Kabouter]

Bring it. I'm down for that argument. Invasion USA is better than Red Dawn for starters.

You're mad! Red Dawn is a masterpiece. Break down this argument of yours for me.

It is, one is mostly boring punctuated with decent action, the other is pretty much al action and never boring.

Boring? How easily bored are you?

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Way of the Dragon Delta Force 1 and 2 ....?

Invasion USA
Lone Wolf
Missing in Action Series.Code of Silence

[Tesseract]

What does that even mean?

REAL AMERICA.

[ScreenSplitter]

I hate that the internet memery surrounding this man had hidden the fact he is an asshole.

[marrec]

What does that even mean?

It means that there are 30 million evangelical christians in America that will vote for Obama over their dead bodies.

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

You're mad! Red Dawn is a masterpiece. Break down this argument of yours for me.

I did actually one time. Scattered in numerous posts, but the argument is there.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=413633

[coldfoot]

Mrs. Norris' voice sounds like it's computer generated, I had to follow her lips to make sure it wasn't.

Other than that: Even Chuck Norris can't stop Obama from getting reelected.

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Boring? How easily bored are you?

The parts where John Milius wants to do Jermiah Johnson with bad teen actors who suck all the life out of the movie and are just painfully bad when next to or in the same movie as the far better adult actors.

[Steelrain]

I hate that the internet memery surrounding this man had hidden the fact he is an asshole.

That's because no one cares. Assholes are a dime a dozen in this world.

[SolarPowered]

DARKNESS EVERYBODY DARKNESS IS SPREADING

First thing that popped into my mind haha.

[Sidewinder]

Under attack - Socialism - Evil - Extinction - 1000 years of darkness...

Ahahahahaaaaha! Wow how embarrassing is this shit?

Be afraid Americans, vote for Romney or you will all die!!