Hyuga
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#101

Damn, his wife is hot.
How old are they?
Chuck is over 70 years old, right?
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#102

Originally Posted by Tesseract: View Post
i can imagine norris watching texas ranger repeats on usa while his wife whispers gospel goop in his ear.
Now there's a mental image.
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#103

Hell, I knew Chuck Norris didn't have any sense of humour seeing his reaction/talk on his internet fame but I always thought he was a good guy. Not a blinde ignorant religious bigot.

Plus seeing religion and politic in the same video is truly hell for me, the two things I hate the most in the world...

Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
moggio
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#104

Best description of Chuck Norris:

Quote:
Limmy
‏@DaftLimmy
And Chuck Norris. Librarian voice, tiny facelift eyes, whitened teeth within gerbil cheeks covered with a Just for Men Noel Edmonds beard.
The man is a cretin.
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#105

This is amazing.
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Originally Posted by Bossun: View Post
Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
We're all temporarily inconvenienced millionaires.
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Originally Posted by Bossun: View Post
Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
They love it.
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ChiTownBuffalo
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What sorcery is this?
SteveWD40
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Originally Posted by Sidewinder: View Post
Under attack - Socialism - Evil - Extinction - 1000 years of darkness...

Ahahahahaaaaha! Wow how embarrassing is this shit?

Be afraid Americans, vote for Romney or you will all die!!
It's the ultimate representation of the "Politics of Fear", usually used by the right to whip up the stupid vote. Easier to sell when your opponent is one of the things white America feared the most for so long...
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#110

Originally Posted by Bossun: View Post
Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism
Spider from Mars
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When your great grandchildren ask you what you did to try and stop the Obama administration, will you be able to say you stood side by side with Chuck Norris and fought the oncoming darkness with courage, bravery and Reagan's spirit, or will you have to look them in their precious, little, american eyes and say you did nothing?
Cubsfan23
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#112

does this mean bush already gave us 10,000 years?

It's comical how the GOP act like bush doesn't exist.
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Originally Posted by Ourobolus: View Post
ChiTownBuffalo
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What sorcery is this?
Look more closely
morningbus
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#114

Originally Posted by Bossun: View Post
Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
For the far-right in U.S., there is absolutely no difference between the words Socialism and Communism. They are literally interchangeable words for them.

Never mind the fact that the U.S. has plenty of institutions that could easily classify the country as "Socialist" already.
Eidan
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#115

The greatest sin the Internet ever committed was making people believe Chuck Norris was talented or relevant.
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Originally Posted by Phoenix: View Post
+1
+1
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Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
For the far-right in U.S., there is absolutely no difference between the words Socialism and Communism. They are literally interchangeable words for them.

Never mind the fact that the U.S. has plenty of institutions that could easily classify the country as "Socialist" already.
Yeah that's the feeling I got everytime socialism comes up it's frightening to see every one think about communism. In their defense it does rhyme...
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Originally Posted by Eidan: View Post
The greatest sin the Internet ever committed was making people believe Chuck Norris was talented or relevant.
There is no sarcasm hidden in this post... Only another fist!
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#119

chuck norris is the forever war.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
For the far-right in U.S., there is absolutely no difference between the words Socialism and Communism. They are literally interchangeable words for them.

Never mind the fact that the U.S. has plenty of institutions that could easily classify the country as "Socialist" already.
Well it doesn't help that Marxists and Communists countries have used the term interchangeably and racked up a hell of a death toll to their name,
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Man it brings me down when I see my childhood heroes are actually morons. I'll give Eastwood the pass because that was mostly the GOP's doing, but Norris is on his own.

It's like when I found out the Dragon Quest composer is an imbecile denier of the Japanese WW2 atrocities against the Chinese. I think the less I know about the people I like the better off I am.

Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
Never mind the fact that the U.S. has plenty of institutions that could easily classify the country as "Socialist" already.
The way the armed forces are run is just shy of full blown communism.
Last edited by Carlisle; 09-04-2012 at 04:08 PM.
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#122

Holly shit! That is insane! This is the same as a Bin Laden video but with better production values.

It blows my mind how a seemingly sane adult can express irrational thoughts like these. Just the idea of someone willfully going through all the trouble of producing a video to express this is just... wow!...

Did this guy ever go to school? Passed high school?

Thoughts and actions like these are the same reason we will never have peace in this world. I'm just... speachless...
computers putin'
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(09-04-2012, 04:08 PM)
#123

Figured he was Republican already, didn't figure he'd be this nutty though. Never thought he was the bad ass everyone else thought he was, so I wonder how he'll be perceived after this video.
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#124

Originally Posted by mltplkxr: View Post
Holly shit! That is insane! This is the same as a Bin Laden video but with better production values.

It blows my mind how a seemingly sane adult can express irrational thoughts like these. Just the idea of someone willfully going through all the trouble of producing a video to express this is just... wow!...

Did this guy ever go to school? Passed high school?

Thoughts and actions like these are the same reason we will never have peace in this world. I'm just... speachless...
Both Chuck and his wife are obviously racist, no amount of education can change their opinion...
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#125

All that shit wont fit on a bumper sticker.
flippymittens
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#126

So vote for President Obama?
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Originally Posted by mltplkxr: View Post
It blows my mind how a seemingly sane adult can express irrational thoughts like these. Just the idea of someone willfully going through all the trouble of producing a video to express this is just... wow!... .
A perfect storm of Rich, old and surrounded by people who agree with their dumb opinions, it's the ultimate enabler for stupid opinions to gain traction.
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Originally Posted by computers putin': View Post
Figured he was Republican already, didn't figure he'd be this nutty though. Never thought he was the bad ass everyone else thought he was, so I wonder how he'll be perceived after this video.
I doubt anyone will care, it's not like any of this was a secret. You just separate the two.
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#129

Originally Posted by Bossun: View Post
Anyway what's the deal with Americans and Socialism...
People fear the country will turn into the USSR, complete with secret police and genocide. The government tells you where you live and work. Everyone gets paid the same regardless of job and position, so the quality of work suffers (see the Trabant, a Soviet car that's essentially a working piece of garbage), and no one bothers to innovate (since they don't get paid for it). A real hellhole.
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But remember folks, this has nothing to do with Obama's race.



Right.....?
speculawyer
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#131

1000 years?

Is he claiming that Obama is the anti-Christ?
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Originally Posted by Rhomega Beta: View Post
People fear the country will turn into the USSR, complete with secret police and genocide.
And we'll do whatever it takes to avoid it, even secret police and genocide.
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Originally Posted by speculawyer: View Post
1000 years?

Is he claiming that Obama is the anti-Christ?
No, he probably thinks Obama is the reincarnation of Hitler and his plan for a 1000 year reich is coming to frutition.
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#134

I love how they said that they are Christians but then go one to say that socialism is evil
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#135

1000 years of blackness, Chuck! Deal with it.
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Originally Posted by Battersea Power Station: View Post
And we'll do whatever it takes to avoid it, even secret police and genocide.
Please tell me of the secret police such as the KGB and the NKVD in the US along with the genocide.
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Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
Really? Come on.
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Originally Posted by Rhomega Beta: View Post
People fear the country will turn into the USSR, complete with secret police and genocide. The government tells you where you live and work. Everyone gets paid the same regardless of job and position, so the quality of work suffers (see the Trabant, a Soviet car that's essentially a working piece of garbage), and no one bothers to innovate (since they don't get paid for it). A real hellhole.
The USSR didn't even come close to making it a full century before collapsing though. What do Mr. and Mrs. Norris see that would last a thousand years? A new Rome?

Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post
Please tell me of the secret police such as the KGB and the NKVD in the US along with the genocide.
They're secret.
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#140

lol at the description in which they quote Reagan over and over.

The way the GOP distorts the history of Reagan, and I'm no fan of him, to make it seem like he would agree with the crap they're pulling today is hilarious.
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#141

1000 years of Darkness?

Darkness?

DARKNESS!?


Did I just enter some video game bizarro world?
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#142

I don't know. I wish Bruce Lee really had killed him in Way of the Dragon!
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#143

You guys didn't know he was on Glenn Beck a lot?
Jmanunknown
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Originally Posted by googleplex: View Post
But remember folks, this has nothing to do with Obama's race.



Right.....?

It probably does not lol but, could you imagine how republicans would act if obama was of african and mexican descent?
heliosRAzi
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Originally Posted by TacticalFox88: View Post
1000 years of Darkness?

Darkness?

DARKNESS!?


Did I just enter some video game bizarro world?
Yes and you must collect the three items of Murica: The American Flag, a Bible, and an AR15 in order to defeat the dreaded Obama before he brings 1000 years of darkness to the land with the help of Colonel Sanders and the Welfare Queen.


Originally Posted by Jmanunknown: View Post
It probably does not lol but, could you imagine how republicans would act if obama was of african and mexican descent?
They would claim that he was born in Kenya, raised in Mexico, and illegally immigrated across the Rio Grande by selling oranges and Korans.
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#146

1000 years of darkness? Nothing new up in the Artic
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1. Where the fuck was all this outrage about "freedom" and shit when Bush and co were shitting on the constitution and starting phoney wars? Where were these motherfuckers? Now they just suddenly come out of the woodwork screaming about injustices. Absolute garbage.

2. God damn Chucks wife is hot. Well fucking done, sir. *salute*
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Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
I did this as well.
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Originally Posted by Tesseract: View Post
not even barrens chat gives a fuck.
win!
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#150

"Our great president Ronald Reagan..."

and I'm out.