[Featheredkitten]

My SO and I have been doing it for ages, no babies, and i can tell you 100% that i am not currently pregnant.

[IamMikeside]

Yes, and no pregnancy so far. She's on the pill and I hate condoms too, can't really work with one on.

If she's on the pill then you're not JUST using the pull-out method.

[disappeared]

It honestly has worked for me all these years. Granted, I've only ever had one-night-stands.

[Thequietone]

I trust the pull-out method more. I don't drink, and I lost count the number of times a condom broke.

I've never had any condoms break on me. Also helps my fiance is on birth control. (better safe then sorry.)

[Eggman]

I challenge you to a pussylicking duel! Tomorrow at dawn. BE THERE! Or be a chump.

Do we have to bring our own pussy, because I'm lacking nowadays.

[Byakuya769]

In this thread: gaffers realize they may have trouble having children down the road.

[Hanmik]

Do we have to bring our own pussy, because I'm lacking nowadays.

stay away from cows.. just a friendly warning.

[marrec]

Do we have to bring our own pussy, because I'm lacking nowadays.

It has to be impartial vagina.

We will have to buy a hooker.

Edit: rent, sorry

[turbodog]

Yes. It happens often, no babies, same girl for 3 years. No form of contraception used.

[Router]

An alarming number of Gaffers seem to be sterile.

[Az987]

Condoms all the way. I don't really have a GF but if and when I do and shes not on the pill I will continue to use condoms.

Plus I'm paranoid about STDs. Incredibly paranoid. Come to think about it, I probably would even if she was still on the pill.

I hate condoms though. I'm uncircumcised and its a fight to get the stupid thing to go down all the way every time. Does everyone else who's uncircumcised have that problem?

Edit: And I should never be trusted to pull out. Ever. I forgot isn't a very good excuse.

[Byakuya769]

In this thread: gaffers realize they may have trouble having children down the road.

An alarming number of Gaffers seem to be sterile.

Yep.

[Derrick01]

No because I'm not a fool. I mean unless you're trying to have a kid, then good luck to you!

[marrec]

Yep.

I think you guys don't realize how babies are formed.

[Featheredkitten]

An alarming number of Gaffers seem to be sterile.

They're just disciplined.

[Setre]

My brother has told me that he and his wife have only used the pull-out method (or as he likes to call it "pull out and pray") since they got married. Before that they probably used condoms/the pill. Right now they're trying to have a kid so they aren't using any method.

As for me: foreveralone, sad frog face, blah, blah, blah.

[Byakuya769]

I think you guys don't realize how babies are formed.

This is drenched in irony.

[gdt]

Yes, I do.

I only have 27 kids.

[SpartanForce]

I use hammer-ons and pull-offs mostly.

Oh wait this is not a guitar thread...

[shadyspace]

Don't like it. Then you got to to do the thing where you jerk yourself off to finish the job and at that point you might as well have been masturbating the whole time. I'd rather cum inside a condom inside a pussy than not cum inside a pussy at all.

[marrec]

This is drenched in semen.

Tee hee.

The method can be effective with fertile and virile men and women, despite what you seem to think.

[Future]

Holy shit, no wonder we have so many unplanned children. Despite there being TONS of education online so people can understand the risks, we still have threads like this. Good lord.

People hate condoms. I know lots of dudes that routinely have sex with lots of random chicks sans condom. None of them has gotten anyone pregnant and they have no diseases. EVERYTHING I LEARNED WAS A LIE

[Featheredkitten]

Don't like it. Then you got to to do the thing where you jerk yourself off to finish the job and at that point you might as well have been masturbating the whole time. I'd rather cum inside a condom inside a pussy than not cum inside a pussy at all.

Not necessarily. It doesn't have to be that way man!

[Sho_Nuff82]

I hate pulling out. My gf is on the pill, and we stopped using condoms after dating for about a year. So far so good. Pulling out won't save you if your girl is too careless to take birth control.

[G-Fex]

...hopefully not. Also, tag quote.

Yup. I never buy a thing the OP says

[Snuggler]

Hundreds of times. It's fine, you just gotta be quick on your toes. The only downside is that you don't get to fully enjoy busting it since you gotta pull it out just as things get good.

[dralla]

no, I still get nervous when using a condom, fuck that.

[Cereal KiIIer]

I've done it 1 year with a Japanese exchange student. It's fucking irresponsible but she did not become pregnant.

[JCV]

I use the pull-out method. Now I have two children. I try to justify it by telling myself I finally have enough people to play FF Crystal Chronicles with.

But do you have enough GBAs?

[Byakuya769]

You guys do realize that you have ejaculate throughout intercourse and that pulling before you orgasm is just playing a numbers game, right?

[shadyspace]

I've done it 1 year with a Japanese exchange student. It's fucking irresponsible but she did not become pregnant.

This is a very necessary part of your post.

[marrec]

But do you have enough GBAs?

He's got two kids! What do you think he's made of money!

[SquiddyCracker]

There is no one single method that will suffice if you don't want to end up pregnant.
The best is to use a combination of two or more of the following methods:

Barriers
Male/female condom, cervical caps, diaphragms, and sponges

Hormonal (female only, for now)
Oral pills, subdermal implants, injectable contraceptive, patch, and vaginal ring)

IUDs

For an example, someone might use condoms, sponges, the pill, and a copper IUD at the same time for maximum protection.

[Woody Invincible]

Used the pull out method only for over ten years and never had a pregnancy. I've also been tested to make sure I am capable. I am.

[Snuggler]

There is no one single method that will suffice if you don't want to end up pregnant. The best is to use a combination of two or more of the following methods: Barriers Male/female condom, cervical caps, diaphragms, and sponges Hormonal (female only, for now) Oral pills, subdermal implants, injectable contraceptive, patch, and vaginal ring) IUDs For an example, someone might use condoms, the pill, and a copper IUD at the same time for maximum protection.

Thanks, Wikipedia-bot.

[marrec]

You guys do realize that you have ejaculate throughout intercourse and that pulling before you orgasm is just playing a numbers game, right?

Your science doesn't have shit on my anecdotal evidence.

*smug*

[Seanspeed]

This is a very necessary part of your post.

Right. lol

Gotta love stealth brags.

[Tesseract]

penis goes in vagina, thrusts continuously until ejaculation.

[Az987]

Its cool if you use the pullout method on exchange students but only if they're leaving the country within the next 8 months or so.

[IamMikeside]

To be fair, neither are perfectly safe. Still better then pulling out obviously. The pill has a failure rate of 8%, condoms 15%. Pulling out 27%. That's the chance that a girl is pregnant after a year of regular sex while using the contraceptives.

Lol, such a bullshit percentage.

You think 8 times out of 100 that girls get pregnant from sex on the pill? That 15 in 100 from sex with a condom?

Ahahaha.

[disappeared]

Its cool if you use the pullout method on exchange students but only if they're leaving the country within the next 8 months or so.

I went to Japan for a year as part of a student exchange program. At the orientation, they instructed all of us not to get with any girls. They said, "Do yourself."

[Solo]

Pull out method isn't a method

[marrec]

I went to Japan for a year as part of a student exchange program. At the orientation, they instructed all of us not to get with any girls. They said, "Do yourself."

What did the Jehova's Witnesses have to say about that?

[IceCold]

You guys do realize that you have ejaculate throughout intercourse and that pulling before you orgasm is just playing a numbers game, right?

You mean pre-cum? That doesn't contain sperm.

[Sunflower]

People hate condoms. I know lots of dudes that routinely have sex with lots of random chicks sans condom. None of them has gotten anyone pregnant and they have no diseases. EVERYTHING I LEARNED WAS A LIE

I hate children far more than condoms. I pick my battles.

You mean pre-cum? That doesn't contain sperm.

It does, just small amounts. A friend of mine got pregnant because apparently her boyfriend's precum has huge sperm numbers as opposed to the norm.

[SquiddyCracker]

Lol, such a bullshit percentage. You think 8 times out of 100 that girls get pregnant from sex on the pill? That 15 in 100 from sex with a condom? Ahahaha.

From Wikipedia:

Hurt, K. Joseph, et al. (eds.); Department of Gynecology and Obstetrics, The Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, Baltimore, Maryland. The Johns Hopkins manual of gynecology and obstetrics. (4th ed.). Philadelphia: Wolters Kluwer Health/Lippincott Williams & Wilkins. p. 232. ISBN 9781605474335.

Method Typical use Perfect use

Combination pill 8% 0.3%
Progestin only pill 13% 1.1%

Even sterilization isn't perfect:

Method Typical use Perfect use

Sterilization (female) 0.5% 0.5%
Sterilization (male) 0.15% 0.10%

[Az987]

People hate condoms. I know lots of dudes that routinely have sex with lots of random chicks sans condom. None of them has gotten anyone pregnant and they have no diseases. EVERYTHING I LEARNED WAS A LIE

Yeah... did they tell you that? I wouldn't be so sure.

[Fenderputty]

My wife has an IUD. So no I don't pull out. The IUD is doubly awesome for us since she now doesn't have a period. Not every girls has this happen, but it's pretty awesome.

[xKilltheMx]

this thread is so interesting I'm missing everything in my hydraulics class.

on topic: use pill + condom regularly. Special occasions pill + sponge + pull out.
NO BABIESSSSS

[Seanspeed]

Lol, such a bullshit percentage. You think 8 times out of 100 that girls get pregnant from sex on the pill? That 15 in 100 from sex with a condom? Ahahaha.

That's the chance that a girl is pregnant after a year of regular sex while using the contraceptives.