[Raxus]

You can't make a thread like this and have no pictures.

Yes you can.

The alternative is kinda creepy.

[squidyj]

Yes you can. The alternative is kinda creepy.

I still want a picture of the OP though. I will post a picture of me in trade... and if that doesn't work then I'll post a picture of myself unless the OP posts a picture of himself. I am willing to hold this thread hostage until my demands are met.

[Slayer-33]

Has anyone thought about the attractive girl being insecure?

+ the ugly guy having a great personality

+ the stunning girl feeling lonely because no one asks her out

[RiccochetJ]

It's not necessarily helpful in wooing women but in retension of a woman during a relationship. That, and also, post breakup in hopes of getting with her friends. Ladies like to talk....and are curious.

So the only reason she hasn't broken up with you yet is because you have a big dick? And your response is to screw her friends?

[ColonelColon]

I'm honestly curious. At what point does having a gigantic dick help in wooing said girl? You can't really whip it out prior can you? If you've gotten to the point where you're taking off your clothes with her and she is doing the same, she already wants to be with you.

I don't know how common this is, but I've heard girls gossiping about dick size before. Probably pretty common.

[Persona7]

That pic of the woman and old man is setting my virus protection off every time I enter this thread. Can you remove it?

I think it is the hotlinked image on this page.

[Oblivion]

Uh..somewhat related question and I don't want to make a new thread.

The other day a female co-worker invited me to lunch, which I declined. I tried to make it up to her by asking her out to lunch a few days later, which she blew me off. Kinda pissed off about it.

She's sitting right next to me at the moment. Should I engage in a conversation or should I just ignore her?

[LeBrick James]

It has to happen sometimes, right? Just give the guy credit.

[Raxus]

Uh..somewhat related question and I don't want to make a new thread. The other day a female co-worker invited me to lunch, which I declined. I tried to make it up to her by asking her out to lunch a few days later, which she blew me off. Kinda pissed off about it. She's sitting right next to me at the moment. Should I engage in a conversation or should I just ignore her?

Why not? Worse she can say is no.

[SuperNekoKat]

Personality, man. If a guy has an awesome personality, it automatically makes them physically attractive, in my opinion.

Especially when it comes to sense of humor.

[OJdaKiller]

Uh..somewhat related question and I don't want to make a new thread. The other day a female co-worker invited me to lunch, which I declined. I tried to make it up to her by asking her out to lunch a few days later, which she blew me off. Kinda pissed off about it. She's sitting right next to me at the moment. Should I engage in a conversation or should I just ignore her?

Ignore her. You don't want to get into a dynamic of chasing her on any level at all if by the remote chance she may be interested in you, which it really doesn't sound like she may be (otherwise she'd have taken your invite or scheduled for another time). Sounds like she was probably just asking you to lunch. Plain and simple.

[RiccochetJ]

I don't know how common this is, but I've heard girls gossiping about dick size before. Probably pretty common.

And you're never heard about breast size or if "down there" is an axe wound? Don't ignore how guys talk.

[Link]

I know a couple "unattractive" dudes who are with hot girls. Personality ftw. That being said, on a similar note, I don't know any ugly gay guys with hot boyfriends. Hmm..

If his real personality is anything like his character's in 500 Days of Summer, then its not too hard to understand. That was one likeable dude.

[ColonelColon]

Uh..somewhat related question and I don't want to make a new thread. The other day a female co-worker invited me to lunch, which I declined. I tried to make it up to her by asking her out to lunch a few days later, which she blew me off. Kinda pissed off about it. She's sitting right next to me at the moment. Should I engage in a conversation or should I just ignore her?

Are there any other girls you could ask out to lunch? The worst thing you could do is make this girl think she has any power over you.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What is this perso...nality you speak of? Is it some sort of currency they have a lot of? If you can make a girl laugh then you are halfway to striking up a relationship

Is that laugh at you or laugh with you?

[Timedog]

That explains Devo/Timedog j/k

I am very offended and I hope burn in an uncouth hellrealm.

[Raxus]

Is that laugh at you or laugh with you?

Preferably with you but if they are laughing at you then you have either done something horribly wrong or they are just horrible people.

[squidyj]

And you're never heard about breast size or if "down there" is an axe wound? Don't ignore how guys talk.

what are you doing? dude is trying to make a point about how it might happen and you decide you're going to interpret it as some sort of moral commentary?

"how does having a big dick help?"

"well sometimes women talk? maybe? I guess that might be helpful"

"yeah well don't pretend that guys don't talk either"

[Skeyser]

And you're never heard about breast size or if "down there" is an axe wound? Don't ignore how guys talk.

What does this have to do with what he said? He never said that guys don't gossip.

Edit:Beaten

[RiccochetJ]

what are you doing? dude is trying to make a point about how it might happen and you decide you're going to interpret it as some sort of moral commentary?

The fuck are you on about?

[squidyj]

The fuck are you on about?

your nonsensical moralizing over the answer to the question you posed.

Whether or not guys gossip has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not women gossiping about guys dicks might actually make having a big dick beneficial before disrobing for the first time.

[Xisiqomelir]

Uh..somewhat related question and I don't want to make a new thread. The other day a female co-worker invited me to lunch, which I declined. I tried to make it up to her by asking her out to lunch a few days later, which she blew me off. Kinda pissed off about it. She's sitting right next to me at the moment. Should I engage in a conversation or should I just ignore her?

Don't forget to be "confident", e.g. "Listen, if you're not still pouting over a few days ago, I think I have time for lunch today."

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I once read that the size of your dick doesn't matter at all if you have a talented tongue.

Ladies, true or false?

I can see where this thread is heading, I'm hoping we can just skip ahead.

[Devolution]

I once read that the size of your dick doesn't matter at all if you have a talented tongue. Ladies, true or false? I can see where this thread is heading, I'm hoping we can just skip ahead.

Not all women put that much stock in sex or even like oral. You aren't skipping anywhere.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Not all women put that much stock in sex or even like oral. You aren't skipping anywhere.

Devolution
ruining evenings

Hey, how do we know the guy in the OP's story is actually ugly?

I mean, what if he's actually a decent looking dude, and OP's jealousy makes him see ugliness around every corner and down every shadow.

[Devolution]

Devolution ruining evenings

It's the afternoon somewhere.

*mixes a cocktail*

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It's the afternoon somewhere. *mixes a cocktail*

Holy fuck. Mind blown through time zones.

Edit: The problem with this version of the GIF is you're missing the tiny bit at the end where he just sits down like a boss.

http://i.minus.com/ibmBNSzALQSab9.gif

[Leeness]

Lol Devo <3 You're the best, seriously.

[Bisnic]

I know a couple "unattractive" dudes who are with hot girls. Personality ftw. That being said, on a similar note, I don't know any ugly gay guys with hot boyfriends. Hmm..

Why does your pic give my anti-virus a warning? Anyone else got that?

[ThisWreckage]

The ra-ra confidence people are clueless.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The ra-ra confidence people are clueless.

What, there's no merit to that?

[maxxpower]

I once read that the size of your dick doesn't matter at all if you have a talented tongue. Ladies, true or false? I can see where this thread is heading, I'm hoping we can just skip ahead.

You're lucky you're not gay, gayGAF only dates men with 8 inch+ cocks.

[rodvik]

is married to



Apparently he is smart and funny...

[SapientWolf]

I am very offended and I hope burn in an uncouth hellrealm.

I think we just found Off-Topic's new title.

Maybe troll guy is giving her special treatment. Adonis doesn't have to do that to make out with attractive women.

[ThisWreckage]

What, there's no merit to that?

The confidence argument is just as stupid as people saying, "He's loaded." There are so many variables to dating. First of all, whether or not a girl is attractive is completely subjective. So are things like money and confidence. It's not that it has zero merit, it's that it is incredibly reductionist to the point of stupidity.

[Izick]

The ra-ra confidence people are clueless.

What, there's no merit to that?

[Fiction]

I once read that the size of your dick doesn't matter at all if you have a talented tongue. Ladies, true or false? I can see where this thread is heading, I'm hoping we can just skip ahead.

I honestly think if it was something more than average or smaller it would be painful for me, so....no, it doesn't matter at all, and if you were packing something like a porn star I would run away screaming.

[Kung Fu Grip]

Your reality fucking sucks. My condolences.

Not my reality. Thats just the way things are.

Your problem is you generalize all women as shallow and awful then expect them to want to date you. You and Izick are drains on dating-age with your lines of woe is me bullshit.

If a girl doesn't like the way you look you're not getting anywhere with her. It's as simple as that. Trying with confidence won't do anything.

Come on, im sure you've done it before.

[maxxpower]

I honestly think if it was something more than average or smaller it would be painful for me, so....no, it doesn't matter at all, and if you were packing something like a porn star I would run away screaming.

You're the woman that's like 5'9" right?

[Akainu]

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

[FyreWulff]

Not my reality. Thats just the way things are. If a girl doesn't like the way you look you're not getting anywhere with her. It's as simple as that. Trying with confidence won't do anything. Come on, im sure you've done it before.

Why would you want to be with someone that doesn't like you? Girls aren't a monolithic entity that have secret girl meetings and share girl notes.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Not my reality. Thats just the way things are. If a girl doesn't like the way you look you're not getting anywhere with her. It's as simple as that. Trying with confidence won't do anything. Come on, im sure you've done it before.

So you're saying... there's beautiful women out there... that like the way ugly guys look?



All hope is not lost for me!

[ColonelColon]

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

You'd think the ultimate aphrodisiac would work on both genders.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You'd think the ultimate aphrodisiac would work on both genders.

It'd work on me :/

[1cmanny1]

Yes you can. The alternative is kinda creepy.

But OP is basically literally saying, "Wow, how can this hot girl date a guy like him." How are we supposed to answer him? I have not really seen any hot girls date seriously ugly guys, so I can’t even come up with an internal image!

[Devolution]

If a girl doesn't like the way you look you're not getting anywhere with her. It's as simple as that. Trying with confidence won't do anything. Come on, im sure you've done it before.

You don't know what you're talking about. Girls are largely the blame if a guy is single for many years. Or in my case, since birth. And it's because they're shallow. If you don't measure up to what they want in looks, you're fucked.

Heh. I don't know why you think im making this up. Alot of girls don't give a guy a chance. One quick look and they've decided already. No amount of game is going to change that. You guys don't get it. Guys have tried and tried and females keep turning them down for stupid reasons thats explained in the youtube link. Manning up is useless.

I don't think it's wallowing when girls are the way they are. Only if you could step in the shoes of some of these guys. Man.......

You're right, it's the girls.

[Atramental]

Not my reality. Thats just the way things are.

You're a delusional misogynistic fuckwit.

Fuck your "that's the way things are" horseshit.

[Style Fox]

It's not a girls fault if she doesn't want to be with some unattractive guy. Just the way it is. It's like expecting rich people to marry homeless people.

No, both men and women are shallow. It's human nature. We like pretty things.

This is pretty true.

[Izick]

No, both men and women are shallow. It's human nature. We like pretty things.

[RiccochetJ]

It'd work on me :/

I look forward to your future thread.