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injurai
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(09-23-2012, 12:46 AM)
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Some girl wants me to take her virginity away... Is this Sony's next-gen strategy or something?
Curtisaur
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(09-23-2012, 12:47 AM)
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Sure is. How are you so late finding out this news?
EnderWiggles
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(09-23-2012, 12:47 AM)
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Sony literally told you to go fuck yourself
NomarTyme
(09-23-2012, 12:47 AM)
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Well every other number is a sex line.
Flying Toaster
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(09-23-2012, 12:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by injurai

Some girl wants me to take her virginity away... Is this Sony's next-gen strategy or something?

What type of technical support were you looking for?
DanteFox
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(09-23-2012, 12:47 AM)
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It only does everything.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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(09-23-2012, 12:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by DanteFox

It only does everything.

And charges $4.99 the first minute $1.99 each additional minute.
Flying Toaster
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(09-23-2012, 12:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate

And charges $4.99 the first minute $1.99 each additional minute.

If the person is located out of states that's expensive virginity.
injurai
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(09-23-2012, 12:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by Flying Toaster

What type of technical support were you looking for?

Just wanted to reformat my new laptop, but you have to mess with bios settings and all this other crap :| I just wanted to confirm some things as to not void the warranty...
Khezu
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(09-23-2012, 12:50 AM)
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Who the hell still calls Phone sex lines anyway?

Every time I watch TV after 12 I'm bombarded with phone sex ads, how is this still a thing?
maquiladora
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(09-23-2012, 12:51 AM)
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Did she tell you to blow on your disc before inserting it carefully?
Flying Toaster
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(09-23-2012, 12:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by maquiladora

Did she tell you to blow on your disc before inserting it carefully?

In a sultry voice she will describe how to mount your hard drive.
joe2187
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(09-23-2012, 12:53 AM)
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Is it plugged in yet?

Have you checked?
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
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(09-23-2012, 01:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by EnderWiggles

Sony literally told you to go fuck yourself

*thumbs up*
injurai
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(09-23-2012, 01:10 AM)
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I just got a hold of the rep again, I guess nobody knew about this issue... or so they say. But I did get the number to a higher but tech support department than what they issue to the general public.
gamma
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(09-23-2012, 01:11 AM)
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Wait, what kind of "technical support" did you ask for before he gave you the number?
DanteFox
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(09-23-2012, 01:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by gamma

Wait, what kind of "technical support" did you ask for before he gave you the number?

He told them he was having trouble inserting his floppy.

He told them he was having trouble booting up his hard drive.

He told them he was having trouble jacking in to his motherboard.

Take your pick.
Phoenix
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(09-23-2012, 03:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by EnderWiggles

Sony literally told you to go fuck yourself

Or more specifically, they told you to go "fuck off"
DMPrince
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(09-23-2012, 03:24 PM)
whats the number they gave. maybe your fat fingers pressed one of the numbers wrong.
gofreak
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(09-23-2012, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by DMPrince

whats the number they gave. maybe your fat fingers pressed one of the numbers wrong.

Sony has some premium dialling wands for that.
Shadybiz
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(09-23-2012, 03:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate

And charges $4.99 the first minute $1.99 each additional minute.

$2.99 for the first, and $0.99 for each additional if you're a PS Plus member.
Recon
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(09-23-2012, 03:31 PM)
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I bet you just dialed the wrong number.
Canis lupus
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(09-23-2012, 03:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by EnderWiggles

Sony literally told you to go fuck yourself

lol :p
Skiesofwonder
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(09-23-2012, 03:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Khezu

Who the hell still calls Phone sex lines anyway?

Every time I watch TV after 12 I'm bombarded with phone sex ads, how is this still a thing?

This is what I want to know.
spiderman123
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(09-23-2012, 03:47 PM)
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The Sony rep was giving you a hint.
Mariolee
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(09-23-2012, 03:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Recon

I bet you just dialed the wrong number.

This.
strafer
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(09-23-2012, 03:48 PM)
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When I think of asses, womans ass, something comes out of me.
DMPrince
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(09-23-2012, 03:50 PM)

Originally Posted by Strafer

When I think of asses, womans ass, something comes out of me.

now you're just talking shit.
injurai
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(09-23-2012, 03:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by DMPrince

whats the number they gave. maybe your fat fingers pressed one of the numbers wrong.

Originally Posted by Recon

I bet you just dialed the wrong number.



Nope, I used the live service again and got the same guy. I regretted not screen capping it the first time, and I thought I might as well let him know so he doesn't lose his job over an angry customer.
Baconbitz
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(09-23-2012, 03:52 PM)
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Did the girl on the sex line check your bios? She probably said its too hard.
SteelAttack
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(09-23-2012, 03:53 PM)
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If only the sex line was free. Now that would be an outstanding example of customer support.
Rad-
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(09-23-2012, 03:54 PM)
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Sony has no game.
Calmine
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(09-23-2012, 03:56 PM)
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I've had this happen before, working for LG we have a number for warranty purposes in the UK for a company called Domestic and General, it's 0870 something but if you change put in 0871 instead it takes you to a sex line.
kingofthedead45
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(09-23-2012, 03:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by injurai



Nope, I used the live service again and got the same guy. I regretted not screen capping it the first time, and I thought I might as well let him know so he doesn't lose his job over an angry customer.

Welp its got 69 in it. Dead give away of course.

But I do like to humor the idea that maybe the tech heard the sexual frustration in your voice, and he was trying to help a sexually deprived brotha out.
Last edited by kingofthedead45; 09-23-2012 at 03:58 PM.

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