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chickdigger802
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(11-01-2012, 06:57 AM)
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http://updates.kotaku.com/post/34746...oted-with-four

I still don't get why people hate kotaku so much. I'm enlightened now.
Cipherr
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(11-01-2012, 06:58 AM)
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Jaruru
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(11-01-2012, 06:58 AM)
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how could sony get their ads worse???
dallow_bg
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(11-01-2012, 06:58 AM)
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Time to post that gif.
Tenbatsu
(11-01-2012, 06:59 AM)
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What?!?
Anth0ny
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(11-01-2012, 06:59 AM)
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Sony, masters of the advertisement.
Wario64
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(11-01-2012, 06:59 AM)
No wonder the Vita is high maintenance.
TheProphet
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(11-01-2012, 06:59 AM)
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"Two touch screens. Twice the sensation."
wtf is this sony

i know touching is good but damn, you be ripping off nintendo
Zeranium
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(11-01-2012, 06:59 AM)
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The fuck is that?
antitrop
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(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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I own a Vita.

It's nothing like that at all. I claim false advertising.
Prax
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(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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Awful.
How can Sony do this to the Vita? :l I am not even a fan, but this is just cringe-inducing.
TruePrime
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(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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I swear they are trying to make the ads worse then the PSP level shit.

White>Black, Marcus, and now this. Honestly it's shocking how bad this is.
zroid
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(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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that's certainly an advertisement
Kazerei
(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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Jawmuncher
(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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Hot
shaowebb
The Keeper and Holy Guardian of Captain Badass
(11-01-2012, 07:00 AM)
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What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.
TheCongressman1
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(11-01-2012, 07:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by Kazerei

Perfect response.
Jinfash
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(11-01-2012, 07:01 AM)
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Brilliant.
TimeEffect
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(11-01-2012, 07:01 AM)
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I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?
Lion Heart
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(11-01-2012, 07:01 AM)
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Heh, clever if you ask me. You guys are just conditioned to hate.
antitrop
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(11-01-2012, 07:01 AM)
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I wish I lived in a world where Sony and the actor who plays Kevin Butler could kiss and make up, because these ads fucking blow.
zroid
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(11-01-2012, 07:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by Lion Heart

Heh, clever if you ask me. You guys are just conditioned to hate.

I'm sorry. No.
I NEED SCISSORS
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(11-01-2012, 07:02 AM)

Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

Who doesn't enjoy boobs though?
paul187
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(11-01-2012, 07:02 AM)
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You could fit a couple more on there.
SolarPowered
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(11-01-2012, 07:03 AM)
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I want to hug Vita.
Mandoric
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(11-01-2012, 07:03 AM)

Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Trunk in the front too, like an old Volkswagen.
RagnarokX
(11-01-2012, 07:03 AM)
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Vita is like the hunchback of Notre-Dame. Pining for a gentle caress but got no game.
GQman2121
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(11-01-2012, 07:03 AM)
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I can't believe they've reverted back to this type of shit. I mean.....

Last edited by GQman2121; 11-01-2012 at 07:06 AM.
joe2187
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(11-01-2012, 07:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

Nonsense everybody loves boobs
NateDrake
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(11-01-2012, 07:04 AM)
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All breast and no ass. Too bad Vita's breast are flat. Where is the fun in that?
Wuthering_Heights
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(11-01-2012, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by TimeEffect

I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?

Because it's Sony.
Jive Turkey
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(11-01-2012, 07:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by TimeEffect

I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?

This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.
superbank
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(11-01-2012, 07:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

Dickbutt is the male equivalent.
SomeOneInaHat
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(11-01-2012, 07:07 AM)
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So the vita has birth defects? *Takes Vita to the doctor*
DR2K
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(11-01-2012, 07:08 AM)
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There's no such thing as a useless pair of tits.
Wuthering_Heights
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(11-01-2012, 07:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jive Turkey

This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.

nhlducks35
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(11-01-2012, 07:09 AM)
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joe2187
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(11-01-2012, 07:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

Also, they did try...it wasnt as effective

Technically NSFW
FantasticMrFoxdie
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(11-01-2012, 07:09 AM)
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G/A/F?

France.
dreamcastmaster
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(11-01-2012, 07:09 AM)
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First thing I thought of.
Vitacat
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(11-01-2012, 07:09 AM)
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Please tell me that's not a real ad.
Oersted
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(11-01-2012, 07:10 AM)
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The pic is gross, weird and nothing more. Poor Vita. You did the wrong things at the completly wrong time but even you didnīt deserve this.
Anteo
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(11-01-2012, 07:10 AM)
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I was expecting a rant about games, vita, sales, gamers want vita but they don't know it and how is like having a girl with 2 pairs.. But... Sony, what the..
GhaleonQ
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(11-01-2012, 07:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by shaowebb

What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.

A prize to the person who mocks up tight jeans with dual, opposite-end bulges!

(The prize is a lasting sense of shame.)
snoopeasystreet
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(11-01-2012, 07:10 AM)
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The Vita is like having a sexy girl(4 boobs or not) that only puts out once every few months. Yeah it's great when it happens but is it really worth the wait?
zroid
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(11-01-2012, 07:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by TimeEffect

I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?

Originally Posted by Jive Turkey

This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.

It's effective at getting *us* talking (about how awful it is), but even if I were to humour this line of thinking, it will ultimately fail at its main objective: getting people who don't know about the Vita talking about the Vita.

Someone in that position would just see the ad and be like "what the fuck is this" and ignore the part where it's about a video game system. It's terrible.
Adam Blue
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(11-01-2012, 07:11 AM)
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Wow...this is a bad move.








Maybe if it was two asses, I'd be down.
flipswitch
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(11-01-2012, 07:11 AM)
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At least they're advertising the damn thing! Money well spent *cough*
BasilZero
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(11-01-2012, 07:11 AM)
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No wonder the memory cards are expensive.
Tenbatsu
(11-01-2012, 07:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by BasilZero

No wonder the memory cards are expensive.

Hahahahaha

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