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chickdigger802
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(11-12-2012, 11:59 PM)
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http://www.talesofgames.com/

WARNING: The announcement you are about to read is canon.

Tales of Game’s Studios is excited to announce The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, the sequel to the 2008 edutainment tour de force Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Barkley 2 is an action RPG that continues the story of the previous game and features an open, non-linear world for players to explore and discover. Barkley 2 pits the player as X114JAM9, an amnesiac baller with no recollection of his past and no concept of his incredible b-ball destiny. Only the arcane wisdom of the otherworldly slam scholar Cyberdwarf can reclaim his lost memories… and lost b-ball powers. But first, X114JAM9 must evade the sinister grasp of the malevolent A.I. Cuchulainn, his would-be captor and the ancient nemesis of all ballers, hoopsters, slammers and jammers.

The ball is in your court. The fate of the galaxy, the Post-Cyberpocalypse and all of b-balldom is in your hands. Do you have the courage, vigor and sagacity to slam with the best? Or are you just going to jam with the rest?

“Barkley 2 is the game that will change the RPG playing field forever. The edutainment revolution is nigh.”
- Tales of Game’s

“Tales of Game’s have one-upped themselves with Barkley 2. With a focus on rich narrative, strong characters, open-ended exploration, serious choice and consequence, Barkley 2 is a game that will have echoes throughout the edutainment industry.”
- Tales of Game’s

“When a winning concept, a talented, battle-tested crew, and a noble destiny collide… [Barkley 2 is] a financier’s dream combination.”
- Tales of Game’s

“The Post-Cyberpocalypse has never looked so grim… or so beautiful. Barkley 2 is the first game to make me question if vidcons have the capacity to be art.”
- Barack Obama

Stay tuned, because we’ll be running a Barkley 2 Kickstarter campaign later this month. In the meantime, check out our Twitter account at @talesofgames for updates or contact us for further information at contact@talesofgames.com. But be careful – the Post-Cyberpocalypse is coming.

Semper games.

- Tales of Game’s


If ya haven't played the original, play it. It's free.

http://www.talesofgames.com/related_...up-jam-gaiden/
Last edited by chickdigger802; 11-13-2012 at 12:04 AM.
N4Us
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(11-13-2012, 12:03 AM)
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Shit's changed, Bird
docbon
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(11-13-2012, 12:03 AM)
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megaton

or

chaos dunk
Chairhome
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(11-13-2012, 12:04 AM)
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I knew it was going to be a kickstarter. But maybe worth it.
firehawk12
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(11-13-2012, 12:05 AM)
Haha, amazing!
ezekial45
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(11-13-2012, 12:05 AM)
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What a title.
Ein Bear
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(11-13-2012, 12:05 AM)
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Best piece of gaming related news I've heard all year.

Actually, scratch that. Best piece of news I've heard all year.
V_Ben
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(11-13-2012, 12:06 AM)
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Oh shit.

OH SHIT.
Grakl
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(11-13-2012, 12:07 AM)
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There's no way this game will be able to live up to the 3rd game in the series.
Federico_612
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(11-13-2012, 12:08 AM)
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COME ON AND SLAM



AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Kade
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(11-13-2012, 12:09 AM)
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Day one, probably.
geebee
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(11-13-2012, 12:10 AM)
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I still need to play the first game.. I have next week off from work, so maybe then I will finally be able to get into this!
chickdigger802
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(11-13-2012, 12:10 AM)
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Basketballs have round edges.
vidcons
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(11-13-2012, 12:11 AM)
Never played the first one.
BHK3
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(11-13-2012, 12:17 AM)
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I expect new lines for this character soon: http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Earthshaker

http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/3/38...ty_echo_03.mp3
BobTheFork
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(11-13-2012, 12:18 AM)
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FUCK YEAH

I was litterally in my car yesterday telling someone about this game and the story and how pissed I was that there was never a sequel.
RedSwirl
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(11-13-2012, 12:24 AM)
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I could understand the first game being allowed due to it being freeware, but would Charles Barkley actually allow this Kickstarter to go through?
the anime man
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(11-13-2012, 12:26 AM)
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Baroni9
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(11-13-2012, 12:27 AM)
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I was just thinking about a sequel to this game a few days ago. Glad to see they are working on it.
bobbychalkers
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(11-13-2012, 12:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by papersleeves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Yp3Pdo4ho

....why the fuck have I not heard of this...
DrFunk
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(11-13-2012, 12:35 AM)
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Fuck yes!!
someguyinahat
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(11-13-2012, 12:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by RedSwirl

I could understand the first game being allowed due to it being freeware, but would Charles Barkley actually allow this Kickstarter to go through?

I think he would. They'd show him the game and he'd say "That's not turble..."
icecream
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(11-13-2012, 12:46 AM)
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If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
ZimbAdam
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(11-13-2012, 12:47 AM)
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Excellent.
jman2050
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(11-13-2012, 12:59 AM)
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Game of the Forever finally gets a sequel.

GET UP AND JAM.
buddha0991
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(11-13-2012, 01:03 AM)
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First Black Mesa finally came out, and now this got announced...
Sixfortyfive
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(11-13-2012, 01:16 AM)
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*queues Funky Stars hour-long loop*
Maedhros
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(11-13-2012, 01:16 AM)
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This is horrible...
CrunchyFrog
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(11-13-2012, 01:17 AM)
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I need to get around to playing the firs one one of these days.
DrFunk
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(11-13-2012, 01:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

This is horrible...

shut it and watch this final battle:

http://youtu.be/u1JbEDw2n1A
jackal27
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(11-13-2012, 01:19 AM)
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Oh God yes I need this on my face.
KevinCow
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(11-13-2012, 01:22 AM)
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I never beat the first game.

I don't know why, because it was amazing.
KevinCow
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(11-13-2012, 01:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

This is horrible...

See Evilore, this is why we need to be able to downvote posts on GAF.
snkryo
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(11-13-2012, 01:25 AM)
I should try the first game.
Maedhros
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(11-13-2012, 01:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by DrFunk

shut it and watch this final battle:

http://youtu.be/u1JbEDw2n1A

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.
Grakl
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(11-13-2012, 01:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

Why are you sorry? If anything, we're sorry for you :(
jackal27
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(11-13-2012, 01:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

Your life must be devoid of all joy and purpose.
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Jarnet87
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(11-13-2012, 01:40 AM)
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Best news of 2012 Confirmed. Part 2 of the best RPG since the early 2000's is live and well.
Drakken
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(11-13-2012, 01:42 AM)
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Alright, time for me to actually play the first game.
Maedhros
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(11-13-2012, 01:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by jackal27

Your life must devoid of all joy and purpose.

Nah, I just didn't find anything in this game funny at all. I actually like well-made games, being them parodies or not.
Chavelo
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(11-13-2012, 01:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

/sees post history
/most of them in the manga/anime threads

Gimme a fucking break, son.
KevinCow
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(11-13-2012, 01:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

DID YOU NOT SEE THAT CHAOS DUNK???
BiggNife
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(11-13-2012, 01:47 AM)
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Four years later and the name "Hoopz Barkley" still makes me laugh

I guess that says something about my sense of humor
TheChaos
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(11-13-2012, 01:47 AM)
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I am wearing 3D glasses so your applebottom pops out at me.
Maedhros
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(11-13-2012, 01:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by Chavelo

/sees post history
/most of them in the manga/anime threads

Gimme a fucking break, son.

And why does this really matters? Am I proibited of stating my distaste for something? I thought this was a forum?
papersleeves
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(11-13-2012, 01:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maedhros

And why does this really matters? Am I proibited of stating my distaste for something? I thought this was a forum?

You just have a very unpopular opinion dude. Get over it.
Dark Schala
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(11-13-2012, 01:52 AM)
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YES.

One of the best, if not the best, RPGs of the generation. I was thinking of starting an RTTP/GAF Plays thread for this when I finished my FF4 playthrough but it looks like it isn't needed, haha.

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