[chickdigger802]

http://www.talesofgames.com/

WARNING: The announcement you are about to read is canon. Tales of Game’s Studios is excited to announce The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, the sequel to the 2008 edutainment tour de force Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Barkley 2 is an action RPG that continues the story of the previous game and features an open, non-linear world for players to explore and discover. Barkley 2 pits the player as X114JAM9, an amnesiac baller with no recollection of his past and no concept of his incredible b-ball destiny. Only the arcane wisdom of the otherworldly slam scholar Cyberdwarf can reclaim his lost memories… and lost b-ball powers. But first, X114JAM9 must evade the sinister grasp of the malevolent A.I. Cuchulainn, his would-be captor and the ancient nemesis of all ballers, hoopsters, slammers and jammers. The ball is in your court. The fate of the galaxy, the Post-Cyberpocalypse and all of b-balldom is in your hands. Do you have the courage, vigor and sagacity to slam with the best? Or are you just going to jam with the rest? “Barkley 2 is the game that will change the RPG playing field forever. The edutainment revolution is nigh.” - Tales of Game’s “Tales of Game’s have one-upped themselves with Barkley 2. With a focus on rich narrative, strong characters, open-ended exploration, serious choice and consequence, Barkley 2 is a game that will have echoes throughout the edutainment industry.” - Tales of Game’s “When a winning concept, a talented, battle-tested crew, and a noble destiny collide… [Barkley 2 is] a financier’s dream combination.” - Tales of Game’s “The Post-Cyberpocalypse has never looked so grim… or so beautiful. Barkley 2 is the first game to make me question if vidcons have the capacity to be art.” - Barack Obama Stay tuned, because we’ll be running a Barkley 2 Kickstarter campaign later this month. In the meantime, check out our Twitter account at @talesofgames for updates or contact us for further information at contact@talesofgames.com. But be careful – the Post-Cyberpocalypse is coming. Semper games. - Tales of Game’s

If ya haven't played the original, play it. It's free.

http://www.talesofgames.com/related_...up-jam-gaiden/

[N4Us]

Shit's changed, Bird

[docbon]

megaton

or

chaos dunk

[papersleeves]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Yp3Pdo4ho

[Chairhome]

I knew it was going to be a kickstarter. But maybe worth it.

[firehawk12]

Haha, amazing!

[ezekial45]

What a title.

[Ein Bear]

Best piece of gaming related news I've heard all year.

Actually, scratch that. Best piece of news I've heard all year.

[V_Ben]

Oh shit.

OH SHIT.

[Grakl]

There's no way this game will be able to live up to the 3rd game in the series.

[Anth0ny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrMOxASAmP0

[Federico_612]

COME ON AND SLAM



AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

[Kade]

Day one, probably.

[papersleeves]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrMOxASAmP0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4

[geebee]

I still need to play the first game.. I have next week off from work, so maybe then I will finally be able to get into this!

[chickdigger802]

Basketballs have round edges.

[vidcons]

Never played the first one.

[BHK3]

I expect new lines for this character soon: http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Earthshaker

http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/3/38...ty_echo_03.mp3

[BobTheFork]

FUCK YEAH

I was litterally in my car yesterday telling someone about this game and the story and how pissed I was that there was never a sequel.

[RedSwirl]

I could understand the first game being allowed due to it being freeware, but would Charles Barkley actually allow this Kickstarter to go through?

[the anime man]

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

[Baroni9]

I was just thinking about a sequel to this game a few days ago. Glad to see they are working on it.

[bobbychalkers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Yp3Pdo4ho

....why the fuck have I not heard of this...

[DrFunk]

Fuck yes!!

[someguyinahat]

I could understand the first game being allowed due to it being freeware, but would Charles Barkley actually allow this Kickstarter to go through?

I think he would. They'd show him the game and he'd say "That's not turble..."

[icecream]

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

[ZimbAdam]

Excellent.

[jman2050]

Game of the Forever finally gets a sequel.

GET UP AND JAM.

[buddha0991]

First Black Mesa finally came out, and now this got announced...

[Sixfortyfive]

*queues Funky Stars hour-long loop*

[Maedhros]

This is horrible...

[CrunchyFrog]

I need to get around to playing the firs one one of these days.

[DrFunk]

This is horrible...

shut it and watch this final battle:

http://youtu.be/u1JbEDw2n1A

[jackal27]

Oh God yes I need this on my face.

[KevinCow]

I never beat the first game.

I don't know why, because it was amazing.

[KevinCow]

This is horrible...

See Evilore, this is why we need to be able to downvote posts on GAF.

[snkryo]

I should try the first game.

[Maedhros]

shut it and watch this final battle: http://youtu.be/u1JbEDw2n1A

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

[Grakl]

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

Why are you sorry? If anything, we're sorry for you :(

[jackal27]

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

Your life must be devoid of all joy and purpose.

[Jarnet87]

Best news of 2012 Confirmed. Part 2 of the best RPG since the early 2000's is live and well.

[Drakken]

Alright, time for me to actually play the first game.

[Maedhros]

Your life must devoid of all joy and purpose.

Nah, I just didn't find anything in this game funny at all. I actually like well-made games, being them parodies or not.

[Chavelo]

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

/sees post history
/most of them in the manga/anime threads

Gimme a fucking break, son.

[KevinCow]

I was wrong: this is fucking terrible. Sorry if I can't understand the greatness of this RPG parody.

DID YOU NOT SEE THAT CHAOS DUNK???

[BiggNife]

Four years later and the name "Hoopz Barkley" still makes me laugh

I guess that says something about my sense of humor

[TheChaos]

I am wearing 3D glasses so your applebottom pops out at me.

[Maedhros]

/sees post history /most of them in the manga/anime threads Gimme a fucking break, son.

And why does this really matters? Am I proibited of stating my distaste for something? I thought this was a forum?

[papersleeves]

And why does this really matters? Am I proibited of stating my distaste for something? I thought this was a forum?

You just have a very unpopular opinion dude. Get over it.

[Dark Schala]

YES.

One of the best, if not the best, RPGs of the generation. I was thinking of starting an RTTP/GAF Plays thread for this when I finished my FF4 playthrough but it looks like it isn't needed, haha.