prwxv3
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This Winnie the Pooh Flash Game is Way Too Hard for Its Target Audience #1

http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

The goal is to make the indicated amount of homeruns with a set amount of pitches and fouls/non homeruns will subtract from the amount of pitches you have. Each level has a increased amount of homeruns with increasing difficulty of pitches. And at the level select screen there is a button for upgrades.

The First few levels are not too bad then there is a huge spike in difficulty. Who coded this game?
OnPoint
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(01-03-2013, 06:18 PM)

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#2

Oh bother.
ElTopo
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(01-03-2013, 06:19 PM)
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Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
Last edited by ElTopo; 01-03-2013 at 06:22 PM.
Whiskeymatt
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Why is Pooh moving all the time? That's the only hard part.
FinKL
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(01-03-2013, 06:29 PM)

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#5

So was Dikembe Mutombo's save the world, but we pulled through!
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Kanga you cheating bitch!

Let Roo have a go too.
RoboPlato
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#7

I just failed against fucking Eeyore.
Foshy
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Originally Posted by ElTopo: View Post
Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
I laughed much harder at this post than I should have.

Trying this now.
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This game has spawned some of the best Photoshops I've ever seen on /v/

It's already 2013 Game of the Year.
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Originally Posted by Whiskeymatt: View Post
Why is Pooh moving all the time? That's the only hard part.
That's because of your mouse.

Originally Posted by RoboPlato: View Post
I just failed against fucking Eeyore.
Ugh, same x_X
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I got it now. You need to line up the ball with the darkest part of the bat's shadow.
EvB
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#12

It looks amazing! 1080p@60fps
Spierek
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I've actually managed to get to the final stage earlier today, but Christopher is just too goddamn hard. He crushed my dreams with his pitches of doom.
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Originally Posted by ElTopo: View Post
Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
haha, totally sig worthy.
RoboPlato
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Who's this elephant? Never seen it before and I was a big fan of Winnie the Pooh when I was a kid.
Anoregon
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Originally Posted by Spierek: View Post
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Something is wrong with your computer, the letters are all warped into gibberish.
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Originally Posted by Whiskeymatt: View Post
Why is Pooh moving all the time? That's the only hard part.
You can move Pooh by moving your mouse.
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Originally Posted by RocketDarkness: View Post
You can move Pooh by moving your mouse.
He moves without me moving my mouse. Maybe it's because I'm on a laptop.
jinutsu
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Okay the kangaroo throwing bouncing pitches is complete BS. I was owning the game up until that point then struck out on almost every single pitch.
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Fuck this game!
Kalnos
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Originally Posted by jinutsu: View Post
Okay the kangaroo throwing bouncing pitches is complete BS. I was owning the game up until that point then struck out on almost every single pitch.
Wait until you see the owl. This got posted the other day on /sp/ and the thread was hilarious.
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I fucking hate that owl but I did beat him on my 50th try lol
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Originally Posted by RoboPlato: View Post
Who's this elephant? Never seen it before and I was a big fan of Winnie the Pooh when I was a kid.
Hes a hephelump (sp?), right? As in Hephelumps and Woozles?
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I don't think its possible for pooh to move fast enough to get his sweet spot lined up with those fastballs in stage 4.

Also why am I playing this?
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#25

Does someone know what the upgrades are?
fallagin
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Pooh moves too goddamn slow!!
Dusk Golem
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The worst part is how they all have smug smiles as they're owning you. Fucking Hundred Acre Woods.
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Originally Posted by Dusk Golem: View Post
The worst part is how they all have smug smiles as they're owning you. Fucking Hundred Acre Woods.
Tsu hard for you? :)
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Originally Posted by ElTopo: View Post
Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
Hilarious post.
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Originally Posted by LumpOfCole: View Post
This game has spawned some of the best Photoshops I've ever seen on /v/

It's already 2013 Game of the Year.
Shiiiiiit. Did it get archived?
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I got to Owl earlier, then I got bored/ragequit.
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Originally Posted by LumpOfCole: View Post
This game has spawned some of the best Photoshops I've ever seen on /v/

It's already 2013 Game of the Year.
I think the "YOU DEFEATED" overlay when someone beat Christopher Robin to be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
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Originally Posted by ElTopo: View Post
Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
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#34

pooh can't play baseball, call sora. i refuse to play this game any longer
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#35

Addictive little game, I like it. I'd buy something like this on iOS/Android a couple dollars.

Btw, is Pooh supposed to be moving around slightly or is something up with my mouse? I mean he moves even when I'm not touching my mouse
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Silly ol' bear.

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Originally Posted by LumpOfCole: View Post
This game has spawned some of the best Photoshops I've ever seen on /v/
care to share?
Kokonoe
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Darn you, Piglet.
Cosmo Clock 21
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First AND second replies on point? Whoa
Foshy
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#40

The rabbit is a goddamn bastard.
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#41

Got to third stage, was overcome with a terrible urge to hunt and murder children

want to beat piglet with the baseball bat. Fuck you piglet.
Last edited by KPJZKC; 01-03-2013 at 07:00 PM.
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What a weird timing for this thread... I had the same complain last weekend with this one, this time with his tiger friend jumping over some clouds.

Clearly not for children, it's hard!

http://www.juegoloco.com/juegos/957/...nnie-Pooh.html
Septimius
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#43

Its target audience.
j.rob
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Ok....allright Kanga.

Im gonna find a way hook up my wiimote and its ON you cheating little bitch.
prwxv3
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#45

Man havent seen /v/ this riled up because of a flash game since boat-o-cross 2

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Originally Posted by ElTopo: View Post
Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.
The greatest of all posts
Foffy
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Originally Posted by Dark Phoenix: View Post
Dat fukken audio..
Foshy
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#48

Does it save your progress when you quit the game and come back later?

Fake edit: Looks like it does
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Originally Posted by Foshy: View Post
Does it save your progress when you quit the game and come back later?
Yeah
dramatis
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You guys can improve some of your stats (but they don't help much with later stages).