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BolognaSoup
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(01-21-2013, 09:40 PM)
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More pics at link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...nd-middle.html

CURVY Mikel Ruffinelli shows off the world’s biggest hips — measuring more than EIGHT FEET round.

The mum of four’s amazing natural 100in curves mean she struggles to get through doorways — and needs two seats on planes.

Mikel, 39, drives a truck as her 30st frame cannot squeeze into a car and needs a reinforced chair at home.


Yet the plus-size model — a trim 10st as a teenager — is PROUD of her figure and does not want to lose weight, even though she often attracts jeers. She said: “Everywhere I go I get attention for my hips — both good and bad.

“When I walk down the street I can hear the shutters going on cameraphones and people laughing at me.

“I’ve heard people saying, ‘Look at her fat a**’.

“Some people assume I’ve had surgery to enhance my a** and hips, but it’s all natural. I think that it’s the result of having four children, but large hips also run in my family.”

Mikel was a normal-sized youngster and even in her early 20s tipped the scales at a modest 13st.

But at 22, she put on four stone after having first child Andrew, now 18. And after daughters Destynee, 13, Autumn, eight, and Justyce, seven, followed, her weight and hips ballooned further.

But despite her curves she stands at just 5ft 4ins and has a proportionally small 40-inch waist Married Mikel, of Los Angeles, owns up to the difficulties that her size causes in everyday life.

She revealed: “When I travel by plane or train I have to buy two seats because I can’t fit my a** into one. It gets quite expensive. I drive a truck rather than using public transport wherever possible because it’s big enough to fit all of me in.

“Going through tight spaces is sometimes a problem for me and I have to go through doorways sideways.

“And I can’t close the shower door because my hips get in the way. I’ve even been stuck in the bath before.”

Yet she still enjoys joining in family activities such as keep-fit routines at home and trips to the park and seaside — where she shows off her 42D boobs in a revealing two-piece costume.

She added: “Finding clothes to fit my bottom half is a challenge. I have my lingerie custom-made by seamstresses.”

Mikel also defiantly vows never to diet after vainly struggling for years with slimming plans.

She eats an average 3,000 calories a day — 500 more than the recommended intake for an average man — and she joyfully tucks into her favourite Mexican dishes as well as chicken, seafood and cheese.


On an average day she has two eggs, sausage, bacon and half a dozen potatoes for breakfast.

Her lunch is often fried fish and chips and dinner is barbecue chicken with rice or mashed potato.

In between meals Mikel snacks on peanuts, granola bars and crisps. And hubby Reggie Brooks, 40, is delighted at her well-fed figure.

The computer technician — wed to her for ten years — beamed: “I love her shape. When we met she already had big hips. That’s one of things that attracted me.

“But she’s also a beautiful person on the inside too. Her confidence in herself and her body is sexy.

“When we walk down the street I see guys checking her out and I feel proud that she’s mine.

“If men disrespect her in front of me it doesn’t go down well. I have to show them who’s boss.”

And Mikel — who has modelled for a Big Beautiful Women website for five years — hopes that her confidence will make other women embrace their curves.

She added: “I like that I can look in the mirror and love me just the way I am.

“I want big women to understand that you don’t have to be thin like catwalk models to be beautiful.

“I hope I can inspire women to look at me and think, ‘She’s happy with her body — and she’s got the biggest hips in the world.’ ”



She's in more record books than me...I guess?
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Randolph Freelander
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(01-21-2013, 09:41 PM)
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Baby got back.
Amory
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Grakl
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(01-21-2013, 09:42 PM)
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why
metareferential
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(01-21-2013, 09:42 PM)
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My eyes.
Nilaul
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But you cant even doggy style with her.
Enco
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Looks like she ate a car.

Kinda like a snake.
lethial
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Christ I'd hate to see her in lingerie.
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CoilShot
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(01-21-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Randolph Freelander

Baby got backfield.

fixed
Joe Shlabotnik
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(01-21-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Sir Mix-A-Lot are you OK

Post if you're OK
TUSR
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(01-21-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Fuck is a stone again?
Trojita
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(01-21-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Repulsive.
braves01
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(01-21-2013, 09:43 PM)
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Implants? A rare disease? 'cause that booty ain't right.
K.Sabot
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I spent a couple minutes contemplating if I wanted to scroll down or not.

I made the wrong decision.
SlowRevolution
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Kim Kardashian after childbirth can beat that
bjb
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(01-21-2013, 09:44 PM)
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How does she toilet?
GrayFoxPL
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tapedeck
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(01-21-2013, 09:44 PM)
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How does she sit on a toilet?

This is a serious question...

Edit: dammit
Trojita
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On an average day she has two eggs, sausage, bacon and half a dozen potatoes for breakfast.

First half okay..... the fuck are you eating 6 potatoes for?
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(01-21-2013, 09:44 PM)
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I'll have nightmares about that thing tonight.
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See- this is where I take pause at the pro-body image sentiments that sometimes come from these situations- Of course its important to be comfortable with what you look like, and not try to imitate anyone else, buuuuuut that doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your health. This is a horrible example.
Kad5
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(01-21-2013, 09:45 PM)
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Her hips are larger than most people are tall.
Trojita
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Originally Posted by tapedeck

How does she sit on a toilet?

This is a serious question...

Edit: dammit

Sit on a toilet? She merely has to walk up to one and her ass is on it.
Joe Shlabotnik
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(01-21-2013, 09:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by TUSR

Fuck is a stone again?

~15 lbs
entrement
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(01-21-2013, 09:46 PM)
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She should make a change if she wants to see her children grow up. Good on her for being confident, though.
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Trey
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(01-21-2013, 09:46 PM)

Originally Posted by Kad5

Her hips are larger than most people are tall.

Most people?
The Lamonster
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(01-21-2013, 09:46 PM)
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that's not hips that's fat
Chuckl3s
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My family can have Thanksgiving dinner on that bad boy!
Bombadil
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(01-21-2013, 09:47 PM)

Originally Posted by TUSR

Fuck is a stone again?

1 stone = 14 pounds.

Yet the plus-size model — a trim 10st as a teenager — is PROUD of her figure and does not want to lose weight, even though she often attracts jeers. She said: “Everywhere I go I get attention for my hips — both good and bad.

“When I walk down the street I can hear the shutters going on cameraphones and people laughing at me.

This explains everything. She's so starved for attention that she's willing to turn herself into an elephant to get it.
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Gamejunky
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It literally looks like she stuck 2 basketballs up her dress.
TUSR
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Originally Posted by Joe Shlabotnik

~15 lbs

Originally Posted by Bombadil

1 stone = 14 pounds.

What a stupid measurement.

Im going to start posting all my masses in Slugs.
Blablurn
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ReturnOfTheRAT
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No. Nope. Nada.
abusori
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To each their own, but I could throw up now.
Roche
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I'd hate to have to sit next to her on a bus or a train.
Hot Coldman
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oh shit, it's femse
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GK86
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(01-21-2013, 09:48 PM)
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How do you even begin to make love to that estate?
javac
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(01-21-2013, 09:49 PM)
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Her hips don't lie
Dreams-Visions
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(01-21-2013, 09:49 PM)
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The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.
Snaku
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Originally Posted by peterb0y

See- this is where I take pause at the pro-body image sentiments that sometimes come from these situations- Of course its important to be comfortable with what you look like, and not try to imitate anyone else, buuuuuut that doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your health. This is a horrible example.

Yeah, I draw the line at bizarrely morbid obesity.
Steelrain
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(01-21-2013, 09:49 PM)
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Hey guys she's just a BBW.

That's what we call fat women now right?
.GqueB.
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I don't know...
Camp Lo
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Not enough ass.
tfur
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(01-21-2013, 09:50 PM)
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Freedom Freddy



Edit:

http://www.freedomwand.com/
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Krakatoa
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(01-21-2013, 09:50 PM)
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A minute on the lips, lifetime on the hips.
Bombadil
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(01-21-2013, 09:51 PM)

Originally Posted by Dreams-Visions

The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

An intricate system of levers and pulleys.
entrement
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(01-21-2013, 09:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dreams-Visions

The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

Ugh. I don't want to think about it.

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