[Lucario]

Is this shit for real? You wanna be a fucking pokemon? Be carried around in little pokeballs and shit? ....

This is how submissives are born.

[Lasthope106]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[el retorno]

I think I'm a bit crazy when it comes to things like this.

I would agree

[SnakeLinkSonic]

Giratina.

[CHusson91]

I think I had this same discussion with my friends in fourth grade. Porygon all the way.

[Cuteness Overload]

I think I had this same discussion with my friends in fourth grade. Porygon all the way.

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?

[Tourmeta]

Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you:

Furthermore, while it is not known how a captured Pokémon perceives their time inside their Ball, the device is said to replicate a "Pokémon-friendly" environment that is "designed for comfort". All of these factors strongly discourage Pokémon from escaping their Balls. - Source

So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though.

Lucario :D

[Grakl]

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?

You die.

In a realistic Pokemon world, as soon as a Chespin catches on fire, you will die as well. That wouldn't be good.

[Neiteio]

I wanna be a Joltik, fuzzling up yo poopchute.

[Grakl]

I wanna be a Joltik, fuzzling up yo poopchute.

lol

[Lucario]

You die. In a realistic Pokemon world, as soon as a Chespin catches on fire, you will die as well. That wouldn't be good.

Such a buzzkill...

Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you: So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though. Lucario :D

1: Best choice.
2: Gimme dat two-story luxury ball. I bet it has a jacuzzi.

[Cuteness Overload]

You die.

Power outages in the Pokémon world would be...

[chiablo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TKgWDZiv4

[Berordn]

You want to be a Chespin? Go big or go home.



"It stops eating only to sleep. It doesn't feel full unless it eats nearly 900 pounds a day."

[Grakl]

Power outages in the Pokémon world would be...

Pokemon actually power the electricity in the Pokemon world, as shown in the earlier Pokemon games. Pokemon like Voltorb and Magneton are used until death.

[Nub]

Fuck you're weird.

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries lol.

I dont want to be a pokemon, but id love to have a Gengar. Would be fuckin awesome.

[Cuteness Overload]

You want to be a Chespin? Go big or go home. "It stops eating only to sleep. It doesn't feel full unless it eats nearly 900 pounds a day."

But-but-but I want to be adorable! That's what I strive for online! xD

Although, I'll admit, I want a Snorlax plush now.

[CHusson91]

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?

Hm, do they only exist in computers? I remember throwing apples and shit at one in Pokemon Snap.

[Grakl]

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries

More than that, I suspect.

[Neiteio]

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries lol. I dont want to be a pokemon, but id love to have a Gengar. Would be fuckin awesome.

Technically I'd just want to smang Lopunny, that hardly makes me a furry.

[Grakl]

Technically I'd just want to smang Lopunny, that hardly makes me a furry.

100% furry. What about Gardevoir?

[Sorian]

Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you: So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though. Lucario :D

Being in a pokeball would be no worse then spending eternity in your game/computer room....

[MikeE21286]

Lately I feel like being a Chespin for some reason. Maybe it's because I can't resist being adorable or something, right? It makes me wanna Chespin, even if only for a day. That said, if you could be any Pokémon you like, what you'd want to be?

[Berordn]

More than that, I suspect.

I'd do a Machamp.

What does that make me, besides challenged?

[Lucario]

Being in a pokeball would be no worse then spending eternity in your game/computer room....

I'm sure a significant portion of neogaf does this anyway.

[Grakl]

I'd do a Machamp. What does that make me, besides challenged?

You're a Boss Doggie.

Who else wants an evaluation?

[Neiteio]

I'm dying here! XD XD

Also, love Dr. Grakl!

[Sadsic]

i want ponies to be pokemon

[G-Fex]

people doubted me and now this thread is proof positive

[Rentahamster]

I would like to be Chun Li.

[Ezalc]

Mew is probably the best since it also has transform as a move right? There.

[Steve Youngblood]

In response to the question posted in the title: no. I can't say that I've ever thought about this or would want to be.

[Boss Doggie]

Why do people assume that all Pokemon are going to be contained in balls?

Why did I expect this to be a Boss Doggie thread?

Silly poster...

Ookami-kun would rather be a Digimon. But I also thought this would be his thread.

...this gets it, and not even just a Digimon :D

[The Grim Heaper]

Everyone's too busy wanting to be Cynthia to want to be a Pokemon

yeah

i'll agree with this

[anotherVegan]

Hyper Beam all the things?

[UltimateIke]

i want ponies to be pokemon

[Grakl]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vz4DR3m.png[IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NgF0Rpt.png[IMG]

Ponyta is alright. The other one is terrible.

[Boss Doggie]

Hyper Beam all the things?

Hyper Beam is a shitty move

[Foxtastical]

Hahahaha

[WickedLaharl]

No I don't wanna be abused.

[Wahrer]

Any of White's Pokemon so I get free handjobs all day erryday

I'd be a Rotom. He's a ghost, he can hack shit, he can live in machines and HE'S MADE OF PLASMA

WHY ATTACK WHEN I CAN JUST FUCK YOU UP WITH MY DUAL ENERGY SWORDS MOTHERFUCKER

[blame space]

I gues now that I've thought about it a little more, I kind of do want to be a pokemon.

[BronsonLee]

... Wat

I mean, I like OG Pokemon and all, but... Wat

[Berordn]

No I don't wanna be abused.

[Baconbitz]

I'd wanna have a pokemon with me but I've never wished to be one.

[Schobeleth]

I'd probably want to be Blastoise or Wailord - Blastoise because he's a giant, awesome turtle with huge cannons in his shell and Wailord because he's so huge no one will want to use him.

[Grakl]

I'd probably want to be Blastoise or Wailord - Blastoise because he's a giant, awesome turtle with huge cannons in his shell and Wailord because he's so huge no one will want to use him.

Errybody wants to catch Wailords.

[sext0n]

When did neogaf turn into gamefaqs?

[Boss Doggie]

Also people should know Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games.

The whole premise of those games is that you, the player, become Pokemon... and you know what? You realized how awesome it is! No humans too!

[mr_chun]

A Pokemon? Nah. Trainer, Breeder, Researcher, Photographer, Ranger? Sure.

Eevee.

You would.