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Lucario
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(01-23-2013, 05:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Can Crusher

Is this shit for real? You wanna be a fucking pokemon?

Be carried around in little pokeballs and shit?


....

This is how submissives are born.
Lasthope106
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(01-23-2013, 05:24 PM)
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Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
el retorno
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(01-23-2013, 05:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cuteness Overload

I think I'm a bit crazy when it comes to things like this.

I would agree
SnakeLinkSonic
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(01-23-2013, 05:24 PM)
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Giratina.
CHusson91
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(01-23-2013, 05:26 PM)
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I think I had this same discussion with my friends in fourth grade. Porygon all the way.
Noivern
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(01-23-2013, 05:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by CHusson91

I think I had this same discussion with my friends in fourth grade. Porygon all the way.

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?
Tourmeta
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(01-23-2013, 05:29 PM)
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Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you:

Furthermore, while it is not known how a captured Pokémon perceives their time inside their Ball, the device is said to replicate a "Pokémon-friendly" environment that is "designed for comfort". All of these factors strongly discourage Pokémon from escaping their Balls. - Source

So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though.

Lucario :D
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cuteness Overload

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?

You die.

In a realistic Pokemon world, as soon as a Chespin catches on fire, you will die as well. That wouldn't be good.
Neiteio
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(01-23-2013, 05:29 PM)
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I wanna be a Joltik, fuzzling up yo poopchute.
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Neiteio

I wanna be a Joltik, fuzzling up yo poopchute.

lol
Lucario
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(01-23-2013, 05:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

You die.

In a realistic Pokemon world, as soon as a Chespin catches on fire, you will die as well. That wouldn't be good.

Such a buzzkill...

Originally Posted by Tourmeta

Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you:


So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though.

Lucario :D

1: Best choice.
2: Gimme dat two-story luxury ball. I bet it has a jacuzzi.
Noivern
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(01-23-2013, 05:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

You die.

Power outages in the Pokémon world would be...
chiablo
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(01-23-2013, 05:31 PM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TKgWDZiv4
Berordn
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(01-23-2013, 05:32 PM)
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You want to be a Chespin? Go big or go home.



"It stops eating only to sleep. It doesn't feel full unless it eats nearly 900 pounds a day."
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cuteness Overload

Power outages in the Pokémon world would be...

Pokemon actually power the electricity in the Pokemon world, as shown in the earlier Pokemon games. Pokemon like Voltorb and Magneton are used until death.
Korosenai
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(01-23-2013, 05:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by lethial

Fuck you're weird.

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries lol.

I dont want to be a pokemon, but id love to have a Gengar. Would be fuckin awesome.
Noivern
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(01-23-2013, 05:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Berordn

You want to be a Chespin? Go big or go home.



"It stops eating only to sleep. It doesn't feel full unless it eats nearly 900 pounds a day."

But-but-but I want to be adorable! That's what I strive for online! xD

Although, I'll admit, I want a Snorlax plush now.
CHusson91
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(01-23-2013, 05:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cuteness Overload

But what happens when you get unplugged? You freeze?

Hm, do they only exist in computers? I remember throwing apples and shit at one in Pokemon Snap.
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Nub

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries

More than that, I suspect.
Neiteio
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(01-23-2013, 05:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Nub

What do you expect, 3/4 of pokegaf are furries lol.

I dont want to be a pokemon, but id love to have a Gengar. Would be fuckin awesome.

Technically I'd just want to smang Lopunny, that hardly makes me a furry.
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Neiteio

Technically I'd just want to smang Lopunny, that hardly makes me a furry.

100% furry. What about Gardevoir?
Sorian
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(01-23-2013, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tourmeta

Since some people will probably bash living in a Pokeball 99% of the time, here's a quote to comfort you:


So it's probably rather chill and nothing to worry about. Not sure I want to be one though.

Lucario :D


Being in a pokeball would be no worse then spending eternity in your game/computer room....
MikeE21286
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(01-23-2013, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cuteness Overload

Lately I feel like being a Chespin for some reason. Maybe it's because I can't resist being adorable or something, right? It makes me wanna Chespin, even if only for a day.

That said, if you could be any Pokémon you like, what you'd want to be?


Berordn
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(01-23-2013, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

More than that, I suspect.

I'd do a Machamp.

What does that make me, besides challenged?
Lucario
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(01-23-2013, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sorian

Being in a pokeball would be no worse then spending eternity in your game/computer room....

I'm sure a significant portion of neogaf does this anyway.
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Berordn

I'd do a Machamp.

What does that make me, besides challenged?

You're a Boss Doggie.

Who else wants an evaluation?
Neiteio
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by MikeE21286

I'm dying here! XD XD

Also, love Dr. Grakl!
Sadsic
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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i want ponies to be pokemon
G-Fex
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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people doubted me and now this thread is proof positive
Rentahamster
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I would like to be Chun Li.
Ezalc
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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Mew is probably the best since it also has transform as a move right? There.
Steve Youngblood
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(01-23-2013, 05:37 PM)
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In response to the question posted in the title: no. I can't say that I've ever thought about this or would want to be.
Boss Doggie
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(01-23-2013, 05:38 PM)
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Why do people assume that all Pokemon are going to be contained in balls?

Originally Posted by SovanJedi

Why did I expect this to be a Boss Doggie thread?

Silly poster...

Originally Posted by Takao

Ookami-kun would rather be a Digimon.

But I also thought this would be his thread.

...this gets it, and not even just a Digimon :D
The Grim Heaper
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(01-23-2013, 05:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by Box of Bunnies

Everyone's too busy wanting to be Cynthia to want to be a Pokemon

yeah

i'll agree with this
anotherVegan
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(01-23-2013, 05:40 PM)
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Hyper Beam all the things?
UltimateIke
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(01-23-2013, 05:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sadsic

i want ponies to be pokemon

Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by UltimateIke

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vz4DR3m.png[IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NgF0Rpt.png[IMG]

Ponyta is alright. The other one is terrible.
Boss Doggie
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(01-23-2013, 05:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by anotherVegan

Hyper Beam all the things?

Hyper Beam is a shitty move
Foxtastical
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(01-23-2013, 05:42 PM)
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Hahahaha
WickedLaharl
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(01-23-2013, 05:43 PM)
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No I don't wanna be abused.
Sub-Zero at a Starbucks
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(01-23-2013, 05:43 PM)
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Any of White's Pokemon so I get free handjobs all day erryday

I'd be a Rotom. He's a ghost, he can hack shit, he can live in machines and HE'S MADE OF PLASMA

WHY ATTACK WHEN I CAN JUST FUCK YOU UP WITH MY DUAL ENERGY SWORDS MOTHERFUCKER
blame space
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(01-23-2013, 05:43 PM)
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I gues now that I've thought about it a little more, I kind of do want to be a pokemon.
BronsonLee
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(01-23-2013, 05:43 PM)
... Wat

I mean, I like OG Pokemon and all, but... Wat
Berordn
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(01-23-2013, 05:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by WickedLaharl

No I don't wanna be abused.

Baconbitz
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(01-23-2013, 05:46 PM)
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I'd wanna have a pokemon with me but I've never wished to be one.
Schobeleth
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(01-23-2013, 05:48 PM)
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I'd probably want to be Blastoise or Wailord - Blastoise because he's a giant, awesome turtle with huge cannons in his shell and Wailord because he's so huge no one will want to use him.
Grakl
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(01-23-2013, 05:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Schobeleth

I'd probably want to be Blastoise or Wailord - Blastoise because he's a giant, awesome turtle with huge cannons in his shell and Wailord because he's so huge no one will want to use him.

Errybody wants to catch Wailords.
sext0n
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(01-23-2013, 05:49 PM)
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When did neogaf turn into gamefaqs?
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
(01-23-2013, 05:51 PM)
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Also people should know Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games.

The whole premise of those games is that you, the player, become Pokemon... and you know what? You realized how awesome it is! No humans too!
mr_chun
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(01-23-2013, 05:51 PM)
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A Pokemon? Nah. Trainer, Breeder, Researcher, Photographer, Ranger? Sure.

Originally Posted by GulAtiCa

Eevee.

You would.

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