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nemss
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(02-20-2013, 10:20 PM)
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Sir Fragula
(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
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Rolloland
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(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
Ergh, can't believe that could of been that in my lasagna. Makes me sick.
Mac the KNife
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(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
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I feel bad for the poor bastard that had to airbrush that.
The Delanator
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(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
She looks bazaar.
JDSN
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(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
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And thats after tons of make-up and photoshop.
Dali
(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
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The weird thing about SJP is women think she's beautiful. Like every chick I've meet thinks she's hot. I knew a girl that looked like her and told her as much. She was "Wow! Thanks!" I didn't tell her how I felt about SJC of course.
LQX
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(02-20-2013, 10:21 PM)
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Looks like Rocky from Mask...but prettier.
Bombadil
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(02-20-2013, 10:22 PM)
Why do models make that face?

You know, the one, that aggressive face. She must be really hungry for some hay.
mre
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(02-20-2013, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Delanator

She looks bazaar.

I'm not sure if this is a misspelling or a pun.
paul187
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(02-20-2013, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Delanator

She looks bazaar.

More like she belongs in a bazaar.
shira
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(02-20-2013, 10:23 PM)
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TemplaerDude
(02-20-2013, 10:23 PM)
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She never fucking looked good and this seals it.
SeanR1221
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(02-20-2013, 10:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dali

The weird thing about SJP is women think she's beautiful. Like every chick I've meet thinks she's hot. I knew a girl that looked like her and told her as much. She was "Wow! Thanks!" I didn't tell her how I felt about SJC of course.

This. So much this.

My fiancÚ thinks she's gorgeous. She had no idea about the horse meme.
Dennis
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(02-20-2013, 10:24 PM)
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Harper's Bizarre

Findus approved.
Count Dookkake
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(02-20-2013, 10:24 PM)
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Neigh.
R2D4
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(02-20-2013, 10:25 PM)
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Did they make her look Asian because she was going to be on an Asian magazine or is it just a coincidence.
relik
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(02-20-2013, 10:25 PM)
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Looking like she's been feasting on the stale dog eggs a little too much this year.
Norante
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(02-20-2013, 10:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sir Fragula

Bravo.
massoluk
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(02-20-2013, 10:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dali

The weird thing about SJP is women think she's beautiful. Like every chick I've meet thinks she's hot. I knew a girl that looked like her and told her as much. She was "Wow! Thanks!" I didn't tell her how I felt about SJC of course.

True that. Do we have a male equivalent of SJP to this effect?
ezekielpacman
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(02-20-2013, 10:26 PM)
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Horse genes are evidently winning the battle.
Mdeezy
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(02-20-2013, 10:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by nemss

She always looked creepy as hell to me.
dark_chris
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(02-20-2013, 10:26 PM)
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Pretty eyes and hair. Thats about it.
Nicktendo86
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Originally Posted by Rolloland

Ergh, can't believe that could of been that in my lasagna. Makes me sick.

You win sir.
Bombadil
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(02-20-2013, 10:26 PM)

Originally Posted by R2D4

Did they make her look Asian because she was going to be on an Asian magazine or is it just a coincidence.

I thought Asians were trying to look less Asian.





True that. Do we have a male equivalent of SJP to this effect?

Javier Bardem?
Kinky John
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(02-20-2013, 10:27 PM)
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She seems to be transforming from horse to Afghan hound.
Quick Mustard
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Would.
Here_Try_This
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(02-20-2013, 10:28 PM)
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Hey now, at least she's no Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart tops poll of hollywood actresses found least sexy by british men
Divvy
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(02-20-2013, 10:29 PM)
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I don't think she looks that bad. Maybe it's just an equirred taste.
mre
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(02-20-2013, 10:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by mre

I'm not sure if this is a misspelling or a pun.

And it's the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Never mind then. Carry on.
J-Rod
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(02-20-2013, 10:30 PM)
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I usually don't comment in these types of threads, but she really looks like corpse here and it's creeping me out.
Bombadil
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(02-20-2013, 10:30 PM)

Originally Posted by mugbee

Hey now, at least she's no Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart tops poll of hollywood actresses found least sexy by british men

They prefer a horse of a different color.
Tookay
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(02-20-2013, 10:30 PM)
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Neigh I say.

That SJP has pulled a fast one on the entire world - conning everybody into believing she's attractive - will be one of the greatest mysteries of the modern era.
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MNC
(02-20-2013, 10:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bombadil

I thought Asians were trying to look less Asian.

[IG]http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/beforeafter31.jpg[/IMG]

[IG]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_qkmPQ2TXnds/SfA8tuVsYKI/AAAAAAAAAHY/A8i3XfkROMQ/eyeee_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800[/IMG]



Javier Bardem?

No way man, Javiers good loo- Oh my god.
Charles Foster Kane
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(02-20-2013, 10:30 PM)
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That picture looks so touched and altered. Kind of fake.
EloquentM
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(02-20-2013, 10:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Charles Foster Kane

That picture looks so touched and altered. Kind of fake.

And yet it's still horrific.
raindoc
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(02-20-2013, 10:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sir Fragula

damnit firstpostGAF! you nailed it again!


Originally Posted by fabricated backlash

Originally Posted by Rolloland

Ergh, can't believe that could of been that in my lasagna. Makes me sick.

The horror, the horror

the real horror is "could of". really. that shit makes me want to throw up.
Last edited by raindoc; 02-20-2013 at 10:57 PM.
fabricated backlash
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(02-20-2013, 10:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rolloland

Ergh, can't believe that could of been that in my lasagna. Makes me sick.

The horror, the horror
triplestation
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(02-20-2013, 10:39 PM)
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HalfBakedProphet
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(02-20-2013, 10:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by TemplaerDude

She never fucking looked good and this seals it.

Hocus Pocus, dude
zomaha
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(02-20-2013, 10:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by TemplaerDude

She never fucking looked good and this seals it.

she looked pretty good in Hocus Pocus, but that was like 30 years ago

Originally Posted by HalfBakedProphet

Hocus Pocus, dude

christ...
Delicious Waffles
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(02-20-2013, 10:46 PM)
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Sarah Jessica Parker sure isn't looking good again....

She looked good at one point?
Opiate
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(02-20-2013, 10:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by massoluk

True that. Do we have a male equivalent of SJP to this effect?

Speaking generally, most men expect women to like heavier / more muscled men than they actually do. This doesn't mean women want scrawny, boney men mind you; nor does it mean that literally zero women want professional bodybuilders. It's a general trend, not an absolute rule. I would probably point to a lot of WWE wrestlers that men here probably think are totally manly looking but which the vast majority of women would not find very attractive.
lunchtoast
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Originally Posted by zomaha

she looked pretty good in Hocus Pocus, but that was like 30 years ago



christ...

I was just about to post hocus pocus pics but after looking...I dunno anymore.
EskimoJoe
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Originally Posted by Rolloland

Ergh, can't believe that could of been that in my lasagna. Makes me sick.

Why is this not getting more attention? This is gold.

Originally Posted by Divvy

I don't think she looks that bad. Maybe it's just an equirred taste.

This as well.
Last edited by EskimoJoe; 02-20-2013 at 10:52 PM.
cloudwalking
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(02-20-2013, 10:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dali

The weird thing about SJP is women think she's beautiful. Like every chick I've meet thinks she's hot. I knew a girl that looked like her and told her as much. She was "Wow! Thanks!" I didn't tell her how I felt about SJC of course.

I don't find her attractive and never have... never been a fan of Sex and the City though, so there's that. I find that most of the girls who think she's beautiful are fans of the show.
Dick Justice
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Originally Posted by Opiate

Speaking generally, most men expect women to like heavier / more muscled men than they actually do. This doesn't mean women want scrawny, boney men mind you; nor does it mean that literally zero women want professional bodybuilders. It's a general trend, not an absolute rule. I would probably point to a lot of WWE wrestlers that men here probably think are totally manly looking but which the vast majority of women would not find very attractive.

Eh, The Rock certainly has his admirers, and he's bulky as shit.
lenovox1
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Originally Posted by Bombadil

Why do models make that face?

You know, the one, that aggressive face. She must be really hungry for some hay.

She's not making a face. That's her makeup.

You'd look like that too without having to do a thing with a smokey eye, false eyelashes, a pound of foundation, highlight, bronzer etc. That's heavy drag show makeup, not day makeup.
Opiate
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(02-20-2013, 10:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dick Justice

Eh, The Rock certainly has his admirers, and he's bulky as shit.

Right, sure. Again, I did not mean to suggest that every single guy in the WWE was considered ugly, nor that every single girl would find very bulky guys ugly.

It's a general rule. If you need studies to prove this, I can find them; we've known for quite a while that girls tend to think guys like skinnier girls than men actually do, and guys tend to think girls like bulkier men than woman actually do.

For emphasis: all of those are in aggregate observations. Of course there are guys that prefer very lean, petite women, just as there are girls who like very muscular men.
Koomaster
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I don't really understand the SJP horse meme or why people don't think she's attractive. She looks like a beautiful lady to me. *shrug*

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