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Kraftwerk
(02-26-2013, 05:49 AM)
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wat



Wat



WAT



Such a genteal man



.....wat



You can find all his pictures here. Russian chicks love him, he is a star <3

Full Album 300+ Pictures

p.s I sincerely apologize if I have traumatized anyone.
Smellycat
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(02-26-2013, 05:52 AM)
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wtf
EightBitNate
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(02-26-2013, 05:53 AM)
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Oh god, I think my cousins like this guy
Anbokr
"...So I upped the difficulty to Easy..."
(02-26-2013, 05:53 AM)
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zoolander?
AgentWhiskers
Loser slave of the system :(
(02-26-2013, 05:53 AM)
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if he is planet then who was phone?
spindashing
Ku Klux Kawaii
(02-26-2013, 05:56 AM)
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I need a shower.
EightBitNate
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(02-26-2013, 05:58 AM)
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First one to post to Reddit gets free karma
freenudemacusers
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(02-26-2013, 05:58 AM)
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Cakes himself in makeup but doesn't iron polo collar goddamn
Plywood
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(02-26-2013, 06:00 AM)
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Another person I want to punch in the neck.
Alligatorjandro
MONEY UP, BITCH
(02-26-2013, 06:00 AM)
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Look Me
ThoseDeafMutes
Der Durst ist echt.
(02-26-2013, 06:05 AM)
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It's the fringe, more than anything, that makes him look as silly as he does.
Sho_Nuff82
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(02-26-2013, 06:05 AM)
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So he's a gta 5 character?
DR2K
Doesn't buy fighting games to actually play them
(02-26-2013, 06:08 AM)
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I'm sure he gets tons of pussy.
Days like these...
Poonani should have a ph balance of 0
(02-26-2013, 06:11 AM)

Originally Posted by DR2K

I'm sure he gets tons of pussy.

Looks pretty camp to me
Fiction
Stranger than a lot of things.
(02-26-2013, 06:14 AM)
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Not for me. And my taste in men is questionable.
Pkm
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(02-26-2013, 06:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

So he's a gta 5 character?

I think its one of those phone apps that replaces pic with pics of you.

If you look through his pictures you notice him on the cover of mags, in a subway, being sketched etc.. and some have the label at the bottom "Photofunias" or some shit. Its one of those apps that let you edit your pic then insert it into an image.


Dude doesnt even look "real" to be honest. He's so made up and his outfits so outlandish that he almost looks CGI or not human.

seriously? There is some photo trickery or some shit going on...dudes face changes or is altered some how


BAHAHAAHA

Last edited by Pkm; 02-26-2013 at 06:18 AM.
Necromanti
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(02-26-2013, 06:19 AM)
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Looks like he forgot to Photoshop out his unibrow in some of the pictures.
jufonuk
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(02-26-2013, 06:23 AM)
strange contacts, his eyes they freak me out
qazqaNii
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(02-26-2013, 06:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Pkm

seriously There is some photo trickery or some shit going on...dudes face changes or is altered some how
BAHAHAAHA

Am starting to believe that the Angel part is real. :|
akira28
am I an eager baby bird?
am I a cute baby bunny?
(02-26-2013, 06:27 AM)
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his eyes. so intense.
BlueSteel
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(02-26-2013, 06:27 AM)
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His looks are subpar. Probably worse than anything I could do.
En Ex
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(02-26-2013, 06:29 AM)
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He looks like an alternate universe Evilore.
iNvid02
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(02-26-2013, 06:37 AM)
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he does have a nic cage vibe...kinda

Replicant
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There's a duck i-OWWWW
(02-26-2013, 09:47 AM)
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Damn you GAF!! I was all sad and depressed and I opened this thread and I had no choice but to crack a smile.
Divius
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(02-26-2013, 09:50 AM)
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Fritz
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(02-26-2013, 09:51 AM)
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He must be really struggling with his monobrow.
Corky
Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.
(02-26-2013, 09:51 AM)
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My inner Persian-sense is tingling, I'm willing to bet ALL my pogs. I'll never understand some of my fellow countrymen.
The Living Tribunal
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(02-26-2013, 09:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by En Ex

He looks like an alternate universe Evilore.

Holy shit.
Suen
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(02-26-2013, 09:52 AM)
Seeing this thread was a great way to start my day. Suddenly I feel all more motivated to study so I can become planet.
Feature
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(02-26-2013, 09:55 AM)
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Isn't that the canadian guy who killed that other guy and had sex with the corpse's torso?
cityhunter
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(02-26-2013, 10:03 AM)
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ZiZ
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(02-26-2013, 10:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Corky

My inner Persian-sense is tingling, I'm willing to bet ALL my pogs. I'll never understand some of my fellow countrymen.

Come on man, he's not Persian he clearly states that he is planet.

Originally Posted by Feature

Isn't that the canadian guy who killed that other guy and had sex with the corpse's torso?

Seems more likely the corpse's torso had sex with him.
Last edited by ZiZ; 02-26-2013 at 10:09 AM.
Prophet Steve
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(02-26-2013, 10:05 AM)
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I think he would make an excellent Edward.
Trevelyon
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(02-26-2013, 10:06 AM)
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Guys, is he looking at me? Make him stop.
KidA Seven
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(02-26-2013, 10:06 AM)
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WoodenLung
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(02-26-2013, 10:07 AM)
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I would brush through his hair with my fingers, then smell the moistness of it.
diamount
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(02-26-2013, 10:14 AM)
lol boy george
Mister Saturn
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(02-26-2013, 10:14 AM)
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Maybe it's a reference to this legendary classic:

hateradio
The Most Dangerous Yes Man
(02-26-2013, 10:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by En Ex

He looks like an alternate universe Evilore.

Originally Posted by Pkm

The last one on the bottom right, really does remind me Evi.

Last edited by hateradio; 02-26-2013 at 10:28 AM.
Xzeon
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(02-26-2013, 10:21 AM)
google found his Facebook http://www.facebook.com/ahmed.angel.5

and he made it to r/cringepics http://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/c...ing_of_cringe/

and thats all i found out about him.

is he a celebrity, a singer, an actor... what is this person.
Chanser
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(02-26-2013, 10:21 AM)
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His skin is so smooth.
Xzeon
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(02-26-2013, 10:23 AM)
this was on his Facebook

Chanser
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(02-26-2013, 10:29 AM)
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Those piercing eyes.
Last edited by Chanser; 02-26-2013 at 10:33 AM.
highluxury
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(02-26-2013, 10:33 AM)
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What in the world of fuck
dispensergoinup
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(02-26-2013, 10:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by En Ex

He looks like an alternate universe Evilore.

Damn.

Originally Posted by hateradio

The last one on the bottom right, really does remind me Evi.

Cot-damnnn! I'm in tears!
fawaz
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(02-26-2013, 10:35 AM)
He is probably Syrian.
Chanser
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(02-26-2013, 10:37 AM)
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waypoetic
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(02-26-2013, 10:38 AM)
Dat haircut...
FantasticMrFoxdie
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(02-26-2013, 10:41 AM)
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"You came to the right neighborhood, dolphinfucker."
encephalon
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(02-26-2013, 10:42 AM)
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Why doesn't he pluck?

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