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Wellington
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(07-11-2004, 09:48 PM)

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This looks to rank up there as one of the dumber movies ever conceived. #1

http://www.openwatermovie.com/

Couple forgotten while scuba divig, left for a period of 24 floating in shark infested waters. Stupid, stupid sounding premise... but damned if it didn't have a 100% rating at Rotten Tomatoes. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/OpenWater-10003758/

I may or may not check it out, depending on word of mouth... it's just such a dumb premise though, I mean c'mon...
Socreges
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(07-11-2004, 09:51 PM)

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#2

Uh, Wellington,

Quote:
Based on a True Story

EDIT EDIT!
catfish
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(07-11-2004, 09:53 PM)

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#3

apparently very scary and well done.
Mason
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(07-11-2004, 09:57 PM)

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Wow, the trailers made it look pretty crappy but with reviews like that I'll have to check it out.
Wellington
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(07-11-2004, 09:59 PM)

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Originally Posted by Socreges:
Uh, Wellington,



EDIT EDIT!

SHIT! ;)
FortNinety
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(07-11-2004, 10:05 PM)

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A friend saw it recently and won't shut up about how great it is.

Anyways, looks like another Blair Witch to me, if you get my drift...
Wellington
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(07-11-2004, 10:11 PM)

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Originally Posted by FortNinety:
Anyways, looks like another Blair Witch to me, if you get my drift...

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(07-11-2004, 10:14 PM)

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#8

Yeah this movie does look crappy.
Matlock
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(07-11-2004, 10:15 PM)
#9

This whole story sounds a bit fishy.
effzee
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(07-11-2004, 10:28 PM)

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Originally Posted by Matlock:
This whole story sounds a bit fishy.


A for effort but fort used it in a better joke.
RobotChant
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(07-11-2004, 10:35 PM)

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dumb? The concept sounded incredible interesting when I first heard about it. One of the few movies I can't wait to see.

Last edited by RobotChant : 07-11-2004 at 10:37 PM.
shuri
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(07-11-2004, 10:48 PM)

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Ronny Yu will direct SNAKES ON A PLANE for New Line. It centers on a ruthless assassin who unleashes a crate full of lethal snakes aboard a packed passenger jet over the Pacific Ocean in order to eliminate a witness in protective custody. John Heffernan and David Loucka scripted.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17932
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:08 PM)

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I heard about this movie about three months ago and everyone that has seen it has gone nuts for it. So, along with the great word of mouth and the fact that it's based on a true story, dumbest movie story still goes to SNAKES ON A PLANE.
kitchenmotors
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(07-11-2004, 11:12 PM)

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eh, I thought the idea is a pretty intereting one, especially if they play a lot on the movie before they get stranded. I saw the trailer in theatres and it looks like it'll be pretty good. I can think of 100 movies that seem worse off at first sight than this one. (recently, Riddick is the first thing that comes to mind)
sefskillz
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(07-11-2004, 11:13 PM)

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BASED ON TRUE EVENTS


This one time a tour boat left divers behind, but turned around for them a hour later.
This one time something attacked someone in the water
This one time someone was scared in the water

Man, this movie looks lame. I wonder if its playing near here.
demon
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(07-11-2004, 11:13 PM)

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This movie plays on my ultimate worst fear, so it may be pretty nerve-racking for me.
Eggo
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(07-11-2004, 11:17 PM)

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Dunno what you're talking about. I think SNAKES ON A PLANE deserves a pre-made sequel. And no, I am not being sarcastic. If they are going to make a White Chicks 2, they can make a "SNAKES ON A PLANE 2: SNAKE'S REVENGE!"
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:23 PM)

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#18

SNAKES ON A PLANE: BACK 2 SCHOOL
Mike Works
(07-11-2004, 11:26 PM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE: DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:27 PM)

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#20

SNAKES ON A PLANE PART IV: SNAKES TAKE MANHATTAN
sefskillz
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(07-11-2004, 11:30 PM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE PART 0: SHED YOUR SKIN, THE PREQUEL
karasu
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(07-11-2004, 11:31 PM)

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SNAES ON A PLANE VII: BEES ARE ON THE PLANE TOO!

:/
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:32 PM)

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#23

SNAKES ON A BOAT: CRUISE CONTROL
Dead
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(07-11-2004, 11:42 PM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE
Felidae_Khrall
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(07-11-2004, 11:43 PM)

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#25

Originally Posted by demon:
This movie plays on my ultimate worst fear, so it may be pretty nerve-racking for me.



Demon's ultimate fear: Scuba Goggles.


*Edit* SNAKES ON A PLANE VI: ALPHASNAKE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD

Last edited by Felidae_Khrall : 07-11-2004 at 11:47 PM.
sefskillz
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(07-11-2004, 11:54 PM)

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snakes on a plane vs. freddy vs. jason ?
=W=
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(07-11-2004, 11:57 PM)

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#27

SNAKES ON A PLANE: DEAD, WHITE & BLONDE
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:58 PM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE: BASED ON A TRUE STORY
demon
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(07-11-2004, 11:59 PM)

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#29

'SNAKES' ON A PLANE: THE PORNO
Willco
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(07-11-2004, 11:59 PM)

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#30

SNAKES ON A PLANE: THE QUEST FOR PEACE
sefskillz
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(07-12-2004, 12:04 AM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE: ENALP A NO SEKANS

The Memento Edition
Dead
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(07-12-2004, 12:05 AM)

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#32

Originally Posted by DeadStar:
SNAKES ON A PLANE
the best one yet
sefskillz
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(07-12-2004, 12:05 AM)

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Originally Posted by DeadStar:
the best one yet
i agree, remakes rule
=W=
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(07-12-2004, 12:07 AM)

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#34

SNAKES ON A PLANE: POST COUNT +1
Willco
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(07-12-2004, 12:14 AM)

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#35

SNAKES ON A PLANE vs THE SHOCKER
Desperado
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(07-12-2004, 12:22 AM)

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#36

SNAKES ON A PLANE: FTUTA
Willco
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(07-12-2004, 12:26 AM)

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#37

SNAKES ON A PLANE: LOLLERSKATES
BuddyC
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(07-12-2004, 12:27 AM)

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SNAKES ON A PLANE: THEY USED REAL SHARKS IN OPEN WATER BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY
CavemanLawyer
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(07-12-2004, 12:29 AM)

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#39

LOUD NOISES
Jill Sandwich
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(07-12-2004, 12:29 AM)

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#40

SNAKES ON A TRAIN: THE NEW BATCH
karasu
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(07-12-2004, 12:30 AM)

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#41

SNAKES ON A PLANE AGAIN: SOUNDS LIKE A SPY MOVIE! SOUNDS LIKE A SPY MOVIE!
Willco
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(07-12-2004, 12:32 AM)

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#42

SNAKES ON A DIRIGIBLE: THE NEXT GENERATION
The Fronde
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(07-12-2004, 12:32 AM)
#43

S2: X-Men United
Greenpanda
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(07-12-2004, 12:33 AM)

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#44

2 SNAKES 2 PLANE
Willco
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(07-12-2004, 12:34 AM)

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#45

SNAKES ON A PLANE TOO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Dagless M.D.
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(07-12-2004, 12:36 AM)

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#46

HOW SNAKES ON A PLANE GOT THEIR GOOVE BACK 2
shuri
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(07-12-2004, 12:36 AM)

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#47

SNAKES IN SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER
Future Trunks
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(07-12-2004, 12:36 AM)

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#48



Man, this is great.
BuddyC
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(07-12-2004, 12:37 AM)

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#49

SNAKES IN MY PANTS: THE STORY BEHIND THE FILM
Willco
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(07-12-2004, 12:38 AM)

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#50

SNAKES! A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
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