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NeoNess
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(04-22-2013, 07:06 AM)
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It was my roommates turn to purchase groceries for the apartment, I get home from work and help her unload them. We take out a bag of Chips Ahoy! and place them onto the counter. Some time later, we go back to get a few, and lo and behold -

I immediately start to lose it and laugh, she's pissed. She claimed she didn't feel any rolling while she was picking them up. She talked about returning them, I'm thinking it would be non-sense. Losing $3 is good for a laugh.

My idea of the culprit?

Last edited by NeoNess; 04-22-2013 at 09:12 PM.
IamMattFox
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(04-22-2013, 07:07 AM)
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Maybe it's a sign from the diabetes god.
EulaCapra
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(04-22-2013, 07:09 AM)
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Your roommate's misfortune is my laughter.
TheNatural
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(04-22-2013, 07:09 AM)
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HAHAHA holy shit.
Wafflecakes
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(04-22-2013, 07:09 AM)
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That's pretty hilarious actually.
TUSR
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(04-22-2013, 07:09 AM)
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Whats the going rate for 6 oranges?
akachan ningen
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(04-22-2013, 07:09 AM)
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I'd rather have oranges.
GavinGT
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(04-22-2013, 07:10 AM)
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Are those Cutie Pies? That's a come-up, if you ask me.
Zoba
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(04-22-2013, 07:10 AM)
I suddenly have an urge to buy a TV from Target.

Originally Posted by Dead

you just stole 6 oranges brah

lol
Last edited by Zoba; 04-22-2013 at 07:14 AM.
Fraull
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(04-22-2013, 07:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by A 3 Legged Goat

I suddenly have an urge to buy a TV from Target.

Wow that was so random it made me burst out laughing.
AMUSIX
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(04-22-2013, 07:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by A 3 Legged Goat

I suddenly have an urge to buy a TV from Target.

Think of all the oranges you'll get!
Dead
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(04-22-2013, 07:12 AM)
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you just stole 6 oranges brah
Syphon Filter
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(04-22-2013, 07:14 AM)
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trolol.how did she not feel the weight? 6 oranges is heavy for a bag of chips ahoy.you would know something is wrong by picking it up.
Takao
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(04-22-2013, 07:15 AM)
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I hate those cookie cases.
TheNatural
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(04-22-2013, 07:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Syphon Filter

trolol.how did she not feel the weight? 6 oranges is heavy for a bag of chips ahoy.you would know something is wrong by picking it up.

Orange you glad she didn't though?
TUSR
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(04-22-2013, 07:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Takao

I hate those cookie cases.

you can wake up a whole neighbourhood trying to grab a cookie
dumbyugi
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(04-22-2013, 07:16 AM)
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The fruit is probably worth more, I wouldn't take it back.
CrazyDude
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(04-22-2013, 07:16 AM)
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Are you sure she is not pulling a prank on you which you have now magnified by posting it here on GAF? Now you look like an idiot for all the internet to see.
NeoNess
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(04-22-2013, 07:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheNatural

Orange you glad she didn't though?

Ohyou.jpg

Not sure about the weight. I notice a significant difference. Maybe she wasn't paying attention that carefully.
tonkatsu_ramen
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(04-22-2013, 07:17 AM)
It could be worse. The oranges could have gone bad.
Rorschach
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(04-22-2013, 07:17 AM)
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Always check the fresh seal, bruh.

When life gives you oranges, make orange-ade.
Dynamite Shikoku
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(04-22-2013, 07:17 AM)
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Your roommate trolled you, brah
swaggerhound8
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(04-22-2013, 07:17 AM)
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Perfect prank. Immediately inflame user, but also promote a healthier snack.
XANDER CAGE
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(04-22-2013, 07:18 AM)
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Satsumas are better than oreos anyway.
GavinGT
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(04-22-2013, 07:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Rorschach

Always check the fresh seal, bruh.

Those oranges look pretty fresh to me.

Originally Posted by XANDER CAGE

Satsumas are better than oreos anyway.

Chips Ahoy. Nabisco is apparently incorporating their excellent packaging idea into their other products, which is news to me. Then again, I don't go grocery shopping.
Last edited by GavinGT; 04-22-2013 at 07:20 AM.
Sklorenz
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(04-22-2013, 07:18 AM)
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Take the oranges out and poop in it before you return it. throw a huge fit about the poop you bought, eat the oranges, and get some more cookies.
NeoNess
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(04-22-2013, 07:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dynamite Shikoku

Your roommate trolled you, brah

No, unless she did it at the store or on the way back. We unloaded them together.

She was legitimately shocked and pissed off. She went to bed, haha.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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(04-22-2013, 07:19 AM)
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Are those actually oranges or something else?

Clementine Mandarins are possibly the greatest snacks of all time.

Consider yourself blessed by the Gods.
encephalon
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(04-22-2013, 07:19 AM)
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This was for the best.
Tesseract
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(04-22-2013, 07:19 AM)
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Koodo
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(04-22-2013, 07:20 AM)
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I'm screaming. The shade behind swapping out an unhealthy cookie for a healthy fruit is TOO MUCH.
Crumpet Trumpet
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(04-22-2013, 07:23 AM)
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o m g

shagg_187
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(04-22-2013, 07:24 AM)
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Looks like a really good deal to me!
Candeldandel
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(04-22-2013, 07:27 AM)
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Small price to pay for a good troll, tbh. That's a story that'll be around for a while :P Also, yum! Oranges! AHahahha
Black Door
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(04-22-2013, 07:27 AM)
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Wonder if that was a real prank or if someone was testing to see how well they could stuff expensive merchandise in a cheaper package and get away with it.
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(04-22-2013, 07:29 AM)
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those would be considerably heavier than the cookies.
EagleBurnn
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(04-22-2013, 07:30 AM)

Originally Posted by RagnarokX

those would be considerably heavier than the cookies.

Fucking really? How do you not notice that extra weight?

Funny regardless. Never let that down, OP.
Conor_Fool
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(04-22-2013, 07:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by EulaCapra

Your roommate's misfortune is my laughter.

Angelus Errare
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(04-22-2013, 07:34 AM)
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Oranges don't secrete a bunch of oil, so looking at the foiling I'm gonna have BS on this broski.
NeoNess
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(04-22-2013, 07:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Angelus Errare

Oranges don't secrete a bunch of oil, so looking at the foiling I'm gonna have BS on this broski.

I wasn't assuming this happened at the factory. It went out with cookies in them. There is indeed cookie grease and crumbs at the bottom.

The switch happened at Target, because it wasn't done by her or myself. Not blaming the workers, I just hope whoever switched them is laughing as much as I was.
davepoobond
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(04-22-2013, 07:37 AM)
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someone is trying to tell you you should eat oranges instead of oreos.
Wafflecakes
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(04-22-2013, 07:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by Angelus Errare

Oranges don't secrete a bunch of oil, so looking at the foiling I'm gonna have BS on this broski.

Ummm.

What are you even talking about? There were cookies in it at some point.
Zoba
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(04-22-2013, 07:39 AM)
What I wanna know is who made out of Target with a couple dozen loose cookies? Must have been a woman with a big purse, unless they stuffed them in a plastic bag.

Originally Posted by GavinGT

I have a hard time believing someone ate an entire package of cookies in the store before putting the oranges in there. Which means this was a product that was returned like this.

Someone must have been out of it to not notice the broken seal when they returned this package.
Last edited by Zoba; 04-22-2013 at 07:41 AM.
GavinGT
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(04-22-2013, 07:39 AM)
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I have a hard time believing someone ate an entire package of cookies in the store before putting the oranges in there. Which means this was a product that was returned like this.
watershed
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(04-22-2013, 07:40 AM)
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That is pretty awesome though I would take it back and get me my damn cookies!
Devolution
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(04-22-2013, 07:41 AM)
Your roomie is trying to tell you something.
davepoobond
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(04-22-2013, 07:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Wafflecakes

Ummm.

What are you even talking about? There were cookies in it at some point.

no, they grow oranges at Nabisco.
B1gg_Randall
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(04-22-2013, 07:42 AM)
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Cookie Monster caught you slippin'... LMAO
GavinGT
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(04-22-2013, 07:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by davepoobond

no, they grow oranges at Nabisco.

I believe you're thinking of Mexico.
Last edited by GavinGT; 04-22-2013 at 07:44 AM. Reason: joke
Devolution
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(04-22-2013, 07:45 AM)

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