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Matlock
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(07-08-2005, 04:32 PM)


Bish on the left, of course. Taken from "Black Swap."
fennec fox
ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
(07-08-2005, 04:34 PM)
Crikey! I could take him!
LakeEarth
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(07-08-2005, 04:39 PM)
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"Jamaican me crazy!"
Phoenix
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(07-08-2005, 04:43 PM)
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Don't hate! Knock it out bish :lol
ToxicAdam
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(07-08-2005, 04:44 PM)
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Are you sure this wasn't taken from 'The Black Asshunter 23' or 'Rastafuckarian 11" ?


Both are great movies.
goodcow
(07-08-2005, 05:01 PM)
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UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
bishoptl
drinking your tears
(07-08-2005, 05:04 PM)
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What? You've never had to put food on the table? ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
xsarien
daedsiluap
(07-08-2005, 05:18 PM)

Originally Posted by bishoptl

What? You've never had to put food on the table? ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

Looking at that scene, I'd say that more than just food made its way to the table.
Baconäger
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(07-08-2005, 05:20 PM)
The real shocker should be that the person sitting at the bar is really a tranny.
newsguy
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(07-08-2005, 05:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bacon

The real shocker should be that the person sitting at the bar is really a tranny.

Quoted for truth:
Jewbacca
Banned
(07-08-2005, 06:52 PM)
I've seen that porn before... Bish, you got a small penis for a black guy :<
bishoptl
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(07-08-2005, 06:55 PM)
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O_o

it's like a baby's arm, man!
tetsuoxb
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(07-08-2005, 07:03 PM)

Originally Posted by goodcow

UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

NAAAA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Blackace
if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
(07-08-2005, 07:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by bishoptl

O_o

it's like a baby's arm, man!

like he said... small for a black man...
bjork
Banned
(07-08-2005, 07:36 PM)
bish has a large penis, there is no doubt
whytemyke
Honorary Canadian.
(07-08-2005, 07:39 PM)
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heh... see kids? Bish was cocky (pun intended) and funny, and now he has sex for food.
DMczaf
(07-08-2005, 07:56 PM)
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We already found out about Bish's secret

Phoenix
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(07-08-2005, 07:59 PM)
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Nice. I want to do a video documentary of your porn career Bish. Where you at :D
Ninja Scooter
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(07-08-2005, 09:08 PM)
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holy shit is that a shirtless Olimario with the pink boxer shorts?
MrPing1000
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(07-08-2005, 09:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

holy shit is that a shirtless Olimario with the pink boxer shorts?

Can't be, he has boxer shorts on
Guzim
(07-08-2005, 09:45 PM)
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Smash Proves Third Time's Charm for Blind Sex Dates 3
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Real dates, real sex and real people are featured in the third installment of the hugely popular 'Blind Sex Dates' series from rising power Smash Pictures.

Borrowing a page from the mainstream Hollywood television show of a similar name, producer and host Bishop introduces single girls to single guys during fun and lively dates that more often than not lead to first time sexual encounters.

What makes this series so popular, is the fact that not only does the viewer get to witness the often hilarious introductions and the awkward moments that are present on first dates, but they also get to witness first time sex.

The cameras capture every raw and passionate sex moment as the entire sexual process of a first date unfolds in real time right before your eyes.

'Blind Sex Dates #3', in stores February 17th, showcases four engaging first date couples whose good bad and awkward moments are on full display. Some couples have instant chemistry, yet others require a few drinks to heat up the room, but all end up dying to get into each other's pants. This is real sex with no phony set-ups.

Bishop threw a twist into this dating equation when he brought in super hot porn starlet Keri Sable for a blind date with one of the luckiest guys in America. What took place is every man's fantasy as Keri offered her perfect body and sexual talents to this surprised and ultra horny young man.

"This series is so much fun to produce, but I think it's even more fun to watch because everybody likes to see actual sex taking place and we offer that in every date," stated Bishop.

"Let's see the television show do that," shouted an amused Bishop.

'Blind Sex Dates #3' is in stores February 17th and offers a sexual adventure in every date.

:lol :lol :lol
boredJonathan
1. Halo Deuce
2. "Yo, we gon' FUCK"
3. ????
4. Profit
(07-08-2005, 09:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by tetsuoxb

NAAAA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

:lol :lol :lol

Anyways, it looks like the Vancouver Mover is living up to his name!
Badabing
Time ta STEP IT UP
(07-08-2005, 10:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter


holy shit is that a shirtless Olimario with the pink boxer shorts?


:lol :lol
fennec fox
ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
(07-08-2005, 10:53 PM)
Hey Bishop, I'm an ultra horny young man! Could you hook me up with a super hot porn starlet? I want real sex with no phony set-ups!
Drencrom
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(07-08-2015, 08:39 PM)
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Could you hook me up with a copy or something, bish? Been looking for this DVD for awhile now, with no success.
Irminsul
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(07-08-2015, 08:39 PM)
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Holy mother of necrobumps.
Bread
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(07-08-2015, 08:39 PM)
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10 years, is that a record bump?
blame space
Super Member with nice chair, nice beard, nice wall hooks, broken TV, clean phone, and a red username.
(07-08-2015, 08:39 PM)
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quality bump
BTM
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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Wat
cirrhosis
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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exceptional bump
Gintoki
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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God dayum
mre
Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Drencrom

Could you hook me up with a copy or something, bish? Been looking for this DVD for awhile now, with no success.

It's on Pornhub.
META
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Drencrom

Could you hook me up with a copy or something, bish? Been looking for this DVD for awhile now, with no success.

What did you search for that exhumed this corpse of a thread?
super-famicom
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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A 10 year bump. Wow.
stufte
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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Time travel is possible.
DoctorWho
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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BUMPing uglies.


GAF "user" Because it's like a drug.
entrement
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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GAF was so so different lol.
Flandy
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(07-08-2015, 08:40 PM)
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Was he really found in a porno tho?
N7Commander95
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(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)
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What year is it?
Firelord Chargrilled
Banned
(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Drencrom

Could you hook me up with a copy or something, bish? Been looking for this DVD for awhile now, with no success.

This fucking guy Bumping a 10 year old thread

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Averon
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(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)
Man, this thread is ten years old. How far back does GAF's archives goes?
MIMIC
Why won't homeless people take my money????????
(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)
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Me: Matlock is unbanned????
Zekes!
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(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)
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what's hot in 2005
Delta Assault
Banned
(07-08-2015, 08:41 PM)
Let's go back even further. I wanna see GAF's reaction to 9/11.
Crab
Famed for his Europa Universalis IV exploits
(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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Incredible bump, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the thread.
dekline
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(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by BTM

Wat

whet?
Cryxo93
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(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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Oh dear. Here we go.
Messofanego
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(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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People buying porn DVDs? Man, 2005 was a weird time.
Archaix
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(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Delta Assault

Let's go back even further. I wanna see GAF's reaction to 9/11.


Ask and...
blame space
Super Member with nice chair, nice beard, nice wall hooks, broken TV, clean phone, and a red username.
(07-08-2015, 08:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Delta Assault

Let's go back even further. I wanna see GAF's reaction to 9/11.

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/bas...09-11-2001.htm

goddamnit archaix

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